We all agree Harry and Luna was best couple, right?

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Harry and Hermione would have been a good power couple. Boy who lived, objectively one of the best amateur seekers of all time, Triwizard champion, killed the basilisk terrorizing Hogwarts + academic genius who outsmarts most adult wizards and is also proficient in feminine social skills as evidenced by her S.P.E.W activism and organizing Dumbledore's army

the problem with Luna is you can almost guarantee she keeps it hairy down there

No. Harry saw Luna as like a little retarded dog, someone to be pitied.

No, the one with Cho Chang was the best.

Harry should have gone volcel.

Could have sworn there was a scene in the book where Harry moved away from Luna when she pointed out that there was mistletoe over them.

oi harry did you still want to shag?

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>volcel
kek what a hysterical cope

I probably still would

>problem
how long have you been gay?

Sorry, Hermionetards, but she's made for Big House Elf Cock

I absolutely would. However I'd have to paper bagoramus her face

>Cor blimey ‘arry that’s a fine sosij roww u got innit
>yer a fine bird luuuurrnaarr
>let’s ‘ave a go round behind the skip, luv
Bri’ish actors are unbearable.

Pussy stinks IRL, and pussy hair makes it stink even worse.

>Pussy stinks IRL, and pussy hair makes it stink even worse.
It's okay to be gay, user. Don't be afraid.

Harry/Fleur makes the most sense

You're apparently attracted to body hair, a masculine trait. If anybody is gay, its you, the virgin who's only experience of sex is porn, where smell can't (yet) be transmitted, so you have no idea what you're even asking for as you lust after hairy man-women.

Harry Potter and the Order of the Wall

The eternal cope of a closeted homo

Did Draco transition?

Cope gaywad

Body hair is a secondary sexual characteristic of both sexes. I'm a different user than that you are responding to but I can't deny you sound beyond retarded at this point and you're making mental gymnastics of nigerlicious magnitude. Please stop.

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How is her hairline worse than mine?

>be me
>wake up in HP universe
>"my plan decades in the making is now possible!"
>become child barber in comfy diagon alley
>religiously practice potion making
>get sus ingredients from nocturne alley
>pay cheap backpage muggle whores to drink polyjuice
>bang 10/10 lolis
>use memory charm
>take back my $5
it's just that easy.

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One faggot, attracted to masculine characteristics, needs to samefag and phonepost in order to cope. Sad.

Harry/Ginny is still the best pairing because it works in more than one way

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type from phone here. And you know what I said is factually correct. Please stop freaking out and start posting lolis that now I'm more than sure of you have plenty on your disc. This is not a request, this is an order. Start posting right now.

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HarryGinny made no sense

pedophile

literally a victimless crime

shut up, faggot

Makes more sense than Harry/Hermione

Why? They're adults

that's a good thing.

You'd get your fucking head smashed.

I guess because he's literally fantasizing about fucking children, you dumb fuck?

Vaginal damage might carry over after the potion wears off

Based /ss/ poster

hair traps odors

In what part of his fantasy did he say he wants to fuck children??? He said he wants to fuck adult prostitutes

Delete this king
>attracted to body hair, a masculine trait.
You do know gays like twinks right? You're definitely the gay one here.

not how the poly works mate. that's why i hate jkr's writing, shit is so ill-thought out and mostly targets emotional aspects of the reader.

This user describes himself as "heteroflexible."

You are being rolled by the roll patrol. You can believe it's one person, take the blue pill, and live in blissful ignorance forever.
Or, you can take the redpill, realise there is a statistical chance more than one person made a response to you, and become truly enlightened. I personally prefer my women shaved.
So start posting those goddamm lolis already.

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It's not gay if you're the top. It's tops who like twinks.

If you're gay, then be gay
Don't pretend that your straight
You can be who you are
Any day of the week
You are unlike the others
So strong and you unique..

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I don't understand where either of those memes came from.

t. actually have dated a lot

>t. actually have dated a lot
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It makes more sense when you know Ginny was meant to actually be attractive

Got my first kiss when I was 26 and I've been dating normally since then. Key was I stopped taking Yea Forums relationship advice

>Got my first kiss when I was 26

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This. Book Ginny was compared to Fleur Delacour. Movie Ginny was average at best.

>marrying Ginny makes the Weasley's Harry's family, something he's always wanted
>Ginny has had a crush on him since forever
>both Harry and Ginny are brash and independent with similar temperaments
>common interest in Quidditch
It makes the most sense after Harry staying a virgin

>>marrying Ginny makes the Weasley's Harry's family, something he's always wanted
Why doesn't he marry Ron then?

are the anons who make these "best couple" threads women or something?
what kind of person is interested in this stuff

as a suer of a sorts, ginny was never average. anyone within the profession could tell that was going down hill from a few frames of that jawline, same thing happened with luna. bong genes are rather degenerate and are rarely aged out of.

It could’ve been if they had any chemistry at all. They didn’t sync up in any way wherever they were together. As for the hair vs no hair argument though, no hair is objectively better in the long run. Too much pubes will give you rug burn on your dick after awhile.

Shopping is of teenage nature we will never let go off, because it preserves our youth, which we need, because of unfulfillment of those days that still haunts us. Some would say copium, but there is a belief our lost days will return in a different form, one day.

low test

You have to have had sex to know the difference. I understand your confusion.