MAY IT BE CRUEL

The Gotham Army running around in BDSM masks during the winter

>Install Grindr
>Have sex
Why can't incels just gay?

>shit on me this, batman

That’s harder than it seems if you have standards

*cracks fingers*

alright time to post the video

streamja.com/3zerg

Nigga it's just cumming in a hole, you're not looking for a wife, what standards do you need when it comes to a person that will know you for 15 minutes of your life?

Sneed.
The answer is sneed

OMG HE'S LITERALLY ME!

An actual attractive person that’s the standard

Riddleposting needs to be a thing

We unironically aren’t clever enough.

people aren't incels because it's hard to have sex. most incels are richer than you because of crypto and whores are cheap if you go to theirs.

I was thinking the same thing

nothing to do with cleverness. riddles take time and effort, which is a much bigger problem.

No not him, the inceldler.

RIDDLE ME THIS, BATMAN
WHY DOES SHE WANT
A RELATIONSHIP DELAY
BUT GETS A BOYFRIEND THE NEXT DAY?

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>He doesn't know

Not enough cute trannies in my area. Just ugly guys

Tinder. The answer's Tinder.

women shit through their vagina?!

What a fucking lame movie, I just finished it.
Gayass fucking capeshit, that's it. It's time to stop watching this crap once and for all.

>gays
>standards

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY MOVIE WASNT SUPPOSED TO GO LIKE THIIIIIIIIISSSS NOOOOOOOO

Like this?

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Filtered.

Go check your mailbox

I HAVE NOT HAD SEX IN 6 MONTHS BATMAN IM GOING INSAAAAAAANE!

Might as well commit suicide if you seriously gonna resort to that.

I have been seeing septic tank dude a lot lately in this site, does that mean something?

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Yes

me in johnny depp's tank after i hear shouting

SUFFERING

right and you can buy high class prostitutes with that money who’ll give you the girlfriend experience

Is he supposed to look like Pepe

>stream ninja
>the one girl is dressed like a karate student
pottery

yes because new riddler's outfit looks extremely similar

>Have random 15 minute sex with someone who could be an STD carrier that I'm not physically attracted to
>or continue jacking off to shit I am attracted to, which will probably feel better than fucking a whore on grindr
Yeah nah. The reality that needs changing is the view not having sex is a bad thing. Sex is highly overrated, and spending your life chasing tail is uncivilized and uncouth. Shit civilization really is the problem with having sex, if we were just running around grunting, ooga, boogaing everything I could go out and fuck some unga in 5 minutes and be done with it, but now it's a social chessmatch and just not worth the investment.

Was it gay?

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>batman marketers still trying to spark some sort of controversy/discussion
your movie flopped
lol

loathsome dung eater

>Oh look here Batman I’ve a riddle for you
>What is round and stinky and out comes poo?

streamable.com/fdiq2x
kino

this da truth
and this is why we only hear about those addicted to porn and think everyone has watched porn. there are those don't watch porn and live a perfectly fine life and we choose not to pursue that since its going to create some massive dissonance in our sheep minds

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we dont really talk about the virgin problem, do we

More like this?

>Yeah nah. The reality that needs changing is the view not having sex is a bad thing. Sex is highly overrated, and spending your life chasing tail is uncivilized and uncouth
clearly never had sex. Maybe in a monogamous society, but where we're living now, sex it's the measure of your status. And chasing tail keeps you sociable and grounded. It's no coincidence shooters are incels. Still hate whores though.

BATMAN
WHAT'S MORE VALUABLE THAN GOLD AND FUR
BUT THE MORE IT'S USED THE LESS IT'S WORTH

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god the amounts of cope people post on here lmfao
yeah i’m sure this is a decision you made and you’re choosing not to have sex

ive had sex before, and that's why I find it overrated. Im 26. I grew up in the porn digital age. I was jacking off to porn at 9 pretty much. I spent my teenage years a loser fantasizing about turning 18 so I could fuck around and chase tail because I couldn't get none in highschool and my parents kept me a shut in outside of school.
when I was 19 I got my first long-term irl girlfriend that wasn't just long-distance internet schlock and when we finally got to banging I was disappointed. it felt a good bit better than jacking off but it was not worth putting on a pedastool and fantasizing about endlessly. Certainly not worth staying in a relationship with someone just for fucking and having to put up with all their bullshit.

Riddle di day
Riddle di doo
Who may triple his pay
Butt still can't afford soup?

NOOOOO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THIS WASN’T HOW IT WAS SUPPOSED TO GO! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I HAD IT ALL PLANNED OUT!

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wtf slimeriddler wouldve been way more kino

>here's a riddle batman
>What's brown and mushy
>and comes out of your tushy

WHAT'S BRAGGED ABOUT TO HER FRIENDS FROM COLLEGE
BUT WHEN SHE MARRIES A BETA IT'S NOT ACKNOWLEDGED?

what's the MO to take women out in current year?