Your very own, cheese pizza

His family was middle class, they can afford it.

That was the budget for the average middle class family in 1992.

dude is a kid, living the dream i would go YOLO mode hard

that you think the best Italian food in the entire world is made by some sopranos character ....yes ....yes i am

Americans have improved the pizza. The biggest meme was Neapolitan pizza, until every city had a place, and it turned out it was just okay.

Most adults to this day treat a credit card that way, let alone when first generation middle class started getting them in the mail unsolicited.

Pizza wise yes. Actual Italians concede this all the time. Why can’t you?

Based knowers

Retard

you have never been to italy have you?

You ever been to New Haven?

>NY pizza
lol

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Movie?

>tfw some pleb called a silician pie "square slices" near me

Sbarro is better than 99% of the slices you can find on the NY streets. He's not wrong.

Deuce Bigalow: New York Jiggalo

It's a Rob Schneider move called "A Carrot".

i been to new york and italy ....one had shit food ...one didnt

Most of "NYC" pizza hasn't been even American-Italian in a generation. It's all Albanians and other Balakanoids larping. Occasionally they're Greek, but they're not really hiding it with the rest of the menu options. The wops went to the burbs around the city.

and how has this thinly veiled attempt at discussing illegal erotica developed in to a discussion about greasy pizza

YAG SBARRO

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>NY
>home of the best pizza in the world

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>work in "ny style" pizza shop
>ny expats come in to orduh a "pie"
>ask if they want toppings
>get spat upon
fuck new yoikuhrs fuckin faggots go back if its so great

I went to a French restaurant in Alexandria VA a couple years ago. Every single person working there was African and there were cockroaches all over the place. I did not eat the bugs a d I did not like it.

MM, MM, MM. I SURE DO LOVE A HUNK OF DOUGH, FIVE MOZZARELLA SLICES, AND LEAVES FROM THE BUSH OUTSIDE. NOW THIS IS PIZZA.

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Are you sure that wasn’t Paris?

Your meme Italian pizzas are fucking boring

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>orders sicilian
>sends it back cus didnt know it was squares
>its THE SAME SHIT JUST SQUARES
i shouldnt be mad i got so many free sicilians

in canada we call square slices a party pizza

Pizza Hut unironically BTFOs a majority of independent "authentic" style Pizza restaurants. It's a shame the franchise is declining thanks to hipsters.

hesitant checkkk but this isnt the cumtown thread

No we don't

Go back to your nuggies and kraft dinner, you literal child.

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In America you can get a large pepperoni pizza for $5.00. We call this a "Hot Carl" here in CaliWali (California for you outsiders). The best thing too is that you don't even have to wait you just walk in and its always hot and ready to go at the counter.

if you literally go into any major pizza place and order a party pizza you will get square slices

too you im sure they are

NO, NO, NO. MY TOMATO BREAD IS THE BEST. I SWEAR CAUSE I SPENT $30 ON ONE AT A TOURIST TRAP IN ROME.

Pizza hut doesn't do themselves any favours. Where I live the franchises are all run by wealthy chinks who don't know service. Deliveries are late, pizzas are cold, driver always forgets something. Now the company itself. Shitty marketing. Over here they do a 'weird white guy and cool black guy'. I'll be honest pizza hutt isn't the biggest fast food for non whites. And the pizzas are getting worse. Bad suppliers, shit ingredients, pizzas getting smaller. Their website is awful, their menu range is always worse than domino's. But god damn is the food good. But it will die out because its useless. Like burger King filing for bankruptcy in Brazil. It will happen. Sure, people are going to more and more kichy food places to post on Facebook to pretend their lives are interesting, but both bk and pizza hutt do themselves no favours.

kek it might as well have been
This was the place lamadeleine.com/locations/alexandria
You can check out photos of the place on Google and it seems like a nice place, but in a few you can notice the staff are all Africans. Of course there aren't any pictures of the bugs that infest the place.

Based

My mom uses bay all the time, is this some kind of psyop?

OP kys I know you’re using “cheese pizza” to activate the mass spam of child porn that gonna happen tonight. I hope mods are here for this because I feel like there’s gonna be a raid tonight of those sick fucks. It’s already started a couple of post ago.

Guess how I can tell you're a guinea dago wop Italian piece of shit

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I've been to Italy, the pizza sucked, Gelato was good though, same with the pussy

>130
the fck are you talking about

>home of the best pizza in the world
yikes, imagine being an amerilard

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Desserts and seafood are a way better reason to go to Italy than their cheesy bread.

You Italians got unmasked when you started putting "awthentick" neapolitan joints all over the place. $20 for a personal sized pie that's just san marzanos on bread with some full fat mozz on top.

NY style pizza is simple and good
Italian is classic and refined
Deep dish is cheesy and saucy

There is no bad pizza

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pipe down Sanchez, white people are discussing European cuisine

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>internet
>electricity
>airplanes
>cars
>telephones
>gps
>computers
>television
>microwave
>FREEDOM
You're welcome

All of those are actually bad.

cope