/sur/ Survivor 42

>we aint so different after all!
holy fuck this is pathetically scripted

maryanne had no shot at finding the thing, drea will get it guaranteed

Peanut butter was basically the MVP of S40

>w-whatcha doing? Praying there?
>yes I'm Muslim
>I was there on 9/11 you know
What did he mean by this

Reading tree mail is pretty rare nowadays

maryanne's team is probably pissed drea dropped out

i have been rewatching season 1 of this show recently and it's amazing how much more soul there is than the present seasons

Who the fuck doesn't like PB&J

yeah that segment seemed weirdly foreign and I couldn't think of why

>rocksroy shooting

bruh

holy fuck omar is a god, rocksroy and all black men BTFO

>rocks can't ball
bruh

JONATHAN IS A GOD

rocksroy is always a jobber in these challenges

it was a veiled threat

Jonathan wins lol

jonathan can at any time hit the ez button and be like "nah throw me the ball let's win this real quick"

why was rocks throwing? he is literally blind

Press F to pay respects

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jonathan just finds a way

You have been visited by Johnathon the Humble.
You shall provide for the tribe, destroy challenges, and have the most loyal allies looking after you, but only if you type THANK YOU MR. JEFF in this thread.

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>swims like a dolphin
>sunk 4 balls in a row
he's a cheat code

Why did Jonathan go so hard on that challenge? That was dumb. Just stay in the water and lose and try not to make the target on your back bigger.

this one especially was amazing. notices the other team catching up and just says "ok stop playing around and just let me finish it"

>Why did Jonathan go so hard on that challenge
he's probably the only person out there that needs to eat

THANK YOU MR. JEFF

THANK YOU MR. JEFF

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What does brown girl coochie taste like?

imagine the smell of that paper

>why is your hand red?
>uh.. period stuff haha...

The literal red hand is kind of a good idea desu

>knowledge is power
not this shit again

ok that was actually an interesting gimmick. i wonder if they had the same thing planned for if xander had found the advantage under the bench last season

jesus christ, all these advantages

>is that blood
why didn't she just say yes?

>caught red handed
damn

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the tall one is almost ready

Should have smeared some on her face

Or grab a coconut and make a Wilson

he's deep into catabolism right now, the hunger is agonizing for him

yeah it would have been 1000x better to say that, just play it off like "yeah i had blood on my hand and i washed it off in the water, not sure where it came from"

why the fuck wouldn't she go to the beach and really make sure its clean in the ocean before going back to camp

THANK YOU MR JEFF

god I want to fuck tori

She's the drama MVP this season

these talks with camera directly make me uncomfortable

COME ON IN GUYS

Is Jeff the monster?

she's insane so the sex is probably fantastic

honestly she's kind of winning me over

BASED MARYANNE

drea got that "shut the fuck up you dumb bitch" look

The self sacrificing Omar. Based and halal.