>My name is Maximus Decimus McDonalds, Commander of the Slurpee's of the North, General of the Fajita legions, loyal consumer of the true fried chicken, Colonel Sanders. Father to a buttered bun, husband to a deepfried slice. And I will have my order, in this line or the next.
My name is Maximus Decimus McDonalds, Commander of the Slurpee's of the North, General of the Fajita legions...
Ethan Richardson
Lucas Johnson
He looks like my dad
Anthony Thompson
what went wrong?
Anthony Adams
I hope he can start eating better.
This is not good.
Aaron Thomas
comfy
Benjamin Sullivan
I have that body but slightly less of it
Brandon Ramirez
Something tells me he could still kick my teeth in if he wanted to. I've seen fat guys who can bring the hurt before.
Jeremiah Sullivan
what else, women.
Jose Mitchell
Childlike metabolism.
He gains weight very easily and needs continuous exercise to keep it off.
William Sanchez
Nonsensical bullshit cope. He got lazy and addicted to fatty food, it happens to loads of people.
Carter Diaz
OMMMMFFFFFGGGGGGGGG LOL
Colton Scott
To be fair he doesn't look crazy in shape on the left either.
Camden Thomas
Gladiator was a shit movie aside from the kino costume design.
Adam Bennett
Why can't we men just give up on having an unreal body? Is it so bad? We get enough shit from women and now we also have to put on with hate from other men
Ironically it also comes from the group of men who claim that women backstab all the time, have no honor, etc
Aaron Ross
You can be lazy and look like a sack of shit if you want, but it's offensive to other people's eyes and you deserve ridicule for letting yourself go.
Caleb Ross
just put the twinkies down for five minutes, fatty, holy shit it's not that hard.
Connor Nelson
Obesity is not normal. It is a massive failure. The fact that it is becoming normal is an indictment of the whole system.
Lucas Mitchell
man fuck you.
Russell Crowe
Joaquin Phoenix
Connie Nielsen
Oliver Reed
Derek Jacobi
Djimon Hounsou
Richard Harris
Ralf Möller
Tommy Flanagan
David Schofield
John Shrapnel
Tomas Arana
David Hemmings
Sven-Ole Thorsen
Together in a movie about gladiators
Adrian Moore
Owen Gomez
>niggers name is digimon
Nolan Wright
I wasn't making excuses for that.
I've just been following his career since gladiator.
People with his looks need continuous exercise, he admitted in gladiator that he couldn't skip any workouts or it set him back badly.
Jackson Campbell
kek
Dominic Young
>crowe
>phonix
>digimon
okay, so there's three memorable actors in it and a bunch of literal whos. settle down nerd
Aiden Howard
Nothing, that's what happens when you have no more libido.
Nolan Cruz
That's everybody. He's also old.
Colton Adams
i love this shit
Andrew Lewis
Fucksake you’ll have woken the Ghost of Peter O’Toole again with this post.
Leo Evans
I'm not fat, I just don't see why a male would spew vitriol at other men for their failures or personal problems that cause things like obesity, we should be lifting and supporting each other instead of bringing each other down.
Guaranteed 100% you're the kind of guys who talk so much shit about women and how treacherous/backstabbing they act against each other, while simultaneously posting vitriol like this against men who are way past their prime
Joshua Wood
>Why can't we men just give up on having an unreal body?
Lincoln Peterson
the movie was straight up fucking retarded though.
>Marcus Aurelius wanted to abolish the Roman Empire
>Commodus killed his father
>Everyone in the empire shitting on the emperor and getting seditious because some nigger sportsball player makes fun of him
>Popular opinions of the entire empire revolve around the coliseum as if TV exists and everyone watches it
>Roman Emperor just gets killed in front of everyone by random nigger while praetorian guard watches
>Roman general shows no respect whatsoever for Roman Emperor, even if he doesn't like him he would've respected the position he held
it's so fucking historically retarded it's not even funny. i don;t know how they could be so autistic and get the costume design so fucking good yet completely disregard any sense of historical context.
Nathaniel Brooks
Being obese is not just something that happens you faggot. It is mental illness and addiction. It will never be normal even in the walle future of 99% obesity
Daniel Ortiz
>we should be lifting and supporting each other
>by letting each other become obese
Christopher Rivera
Bodies change, honey! Bodies change.
Nolan Fisher
>why is my sword and sandal epic not a documentary
shut up science bitch
Logan Carter
Is he our Brando?
Jack Gutierrez
>I can't positively help people out of their issues unless I get something in exchange, like getting that smug feeling of satisfaction when abusing people with remarks in poor taste
let's be real you don't give a shit about other men, you just want a punching bag
Zachary Reed
WHAT THE FUCK IS HE DOING WITH HIS HAND
Hudson Clark
Why is Marcus Aurelius suddenly a nigger just because he killed the emperor?
By what magic did his skincolor change?
No one held respect for an emperor that disobeyed the roman rules of law.
Like you said.
>Everyone in the empire shitting on the emperor and getting seditious
The emperors guards aren't loyal when the populace turns on him.
>Roman Emperor just gets killed in front of everyone
Ayden Parker
>BORN IN MCDONALDS IN 64
>A VERY HUNGRY ACTOR NAMED RUSSEL CROWE
>HE LOVES TO ACT BUT HE LOVES ONE THING MORE
>EATING ROUND THE WORLD
>HE EATS IN SAUSAGE PIZZA AND HE EATS STEAMED HAMS
>ITS A PROBLEM NO ONE UNDERSTANDS
>IF ITS TWO THINGS HE LOVES ITS EATING AND...
>EATING ROUND THE WORLD
>EATING BURGERS
>EATING TACOS
>AND EATING ROUND THE WORRRRRLLLLLLLLLD
Henry Sanders
nothing, he is Zeus in thor 4 now
Angel Russell
when your fat your underwear tends to ride up
Jonathan Cooper
>Why is Marcus Aurelius suddenly a nigger just because he killed the emperor?
this is why brainlets should not be allowed anywhere near anything Roman. Just leave Rome out of your shitty pulp movies please. Rome is sacred.
Brody Miller
Pretty sure around half of the roman emperors were killed by the praetorian guard.
Easton Morales
>r-russel crowe
Zachary Barnes
Men are insecure fragile bitches
Christopher Jones
grim
Ryan Mitchell
is this photo real? lol. i bet he could fuck that broad too despite being a huge fatty seems like he's a fatchad
Logan White
UGH, I know right? I mean like just, UGH. You have any idea how much work you have to put in to look good these days? How am I supposed to clear my vidya backlog spending all my time in the gym? And don't get me started on the diet... no pizza, no beer, no Mickey D's? Fuck that. I'd rather just look NORMAL.
Camden Walker
only closeted homos and actual homos care about fitness. just don't be fat. is that really so much to ask?
Christian Baker
Don't call white people nigger. You fucking faggot.
You don't know shit. You inbred piss-drinker.
Robert Bell
ok so he got fat for a movie? i know he gains weight easily but no one here did a google to see if this shit was for a role?
Joshua Gonzalez
>having an existential meltdown over not being a slob
William Perry
he was a Spaniard in the movie.
Logan Campbell
Still not a nigger.
Jack Fisher
He will be chad until the day he dies
Brandon Jones
pre-islam spain, matter of fact pre-islam whole mediterranean, was a white civilization. greeks, romans, byzantines.. you name it we made it
Xavier Adams
why do you want to be a fat bastard who loses his breath standing up to take a piss and has sleep apnea?
David Green
>doesn't know who Richard Harris is
pleb spotted
Parker Myers
this. He sits in his Sydney penthouse ordering ubereats and b-list actresses all day.
Zachary Edwards
Hello fatso
Joshua James
He understood