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I teally liked that Batman takes on /pol/ in this one

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riddler in this movie was awful. his character was fucking terrible, the only real scene we have of paul dano is when hes talking to batman thru the window and it was so cringe. everything else was him wearing a mask talking thru webcam footage. it was a fucking awful take on the riddler, dare i say the worst? jim carrey was more riddler than this

I liked it, but there was one thing that bothered me. They took this gritty, realistic approach, but almost went too far. In such a realistic setting, it seems weird that Batman is there running around in a rubber suit. Penguin and riddler should have been a little more comic book-y, so that Batman didn’t seem so out of place.

i hated the riddlers and the penguins costumes

>implying /pol/tards have the competence or balls to amass such a successful and destructive terrorist attack

Penguin was comedic as fuck, Farrell acted like an actual comic book villain set in this Batman world

Both were super goofy and played into their gimmicks.

He will not divide us is what /pol/ really looks like. Just a bunch of young men who wanna have a laugh by pretending to be nazis to trigger people.

El Penguino and Alfred were the only bright spots. Movie was way too long, overrated capeshit

Cinematography, Pattison, his chemistry with Kravitz, the action scenes were the bright spots also

The action scenes were terrible. Batman doesn't use stealth or gadgets. He just walks towards the enemies with his bulletproof Iron Man armor. He's not a master fighter, he's more of a brawler.

Oh man, it’s like the movie takes place when they’re all young into their careers and the riddler isn’t a completely raging autist yet

I'm just fucking mad that I can't get 500 followers on Yea Forums. It's not fucking fair

Penguin is something that this movie made actually flawless lol

Can I get an F in the chat gamers?

comic book riddler is cringe, this one was great and actually threatening.

No

So basically, under this hypothesis, it is a reference to the siege of January 6.

Yes, I can totally see how the character in this film later decides "You know what I really need to complete this whole 'deadly riddle' thing? A hat and a cane! That's what's been missing."

that was 2015-2016 /pol/. most of those people have moved on with their lives. leaving us only with failed boomers and schizos too poor to afford meds.

>thru
>thru
For real fr, no cap. Let's go back to YouTube fr on god that place's straight bussin'.

>I-I'm only pretending to be a schizo to trigger you!!
You fucking retards still push this narrative

I really do love that Trump turned out to be the biggest nothing burger in Yea Forums history. Even literal nazis were hyping him up as their great white savior and he basically turned the entire presidency in the worlds largest shitposting marathon.

How does he divide audiences so much. Everytime he was on screen you weren't bored

>In Nolan trilogy Batman had to fight professional assasins and mercenaries.
>Matt Reeves Batman: he fights incels

LOL

based

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Now that you've all seen it, c'mon. The batmobile reveal was kino, wasn't it

Because "the thing we're adapting is dumb cringey shit and always has been and we're finally going to make it not-shit and awesome" has been the recipe for so many successful, beloved film adaptations.

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>Even literal nazis were hyping him up as their great white savior
those are the people that stayed. those are the people that started the "two more weeks" meme. how can you honestly expect these NPC's to have any semblance of self awareness or god forbid a sense of humor. left wing, right wing? doesn't matter. it's either a trannynstate or ethnostate with those sorts of people.

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That's not true. I was absolutely bored. The main problem with the film is that when you take an unlikable protagonist and give them nothing to care about you have nothing to take from them. So we start with an emo kid Batman who wins fights by walking into them in heavy armor and just soaking gunfire and punches. He then goes home and transcribes the dark poetry he thought up while getting hit over and over, even including little flourishes like a fifteen year old girl would include in her diary. He does this while rewatching his exploits off of his camera contacts, then lashes out at Alfred saying 'you aren't my father' in a way that reminds us of a petulant child upset at their mother's new boyfriend. How many people are rooting for this version of Batman?
Then we have Riddler. He's a serial killer so the only drama is 'how will Batman catch him?' Except he is so badly written that he isn't intelligent, he's basically psychic. He knows when Batman will find clues to the moment. He knows exactly which exit people will take from which building. His plans are as elaborate as Ledger's Joker but without any of the charisma or menace. So he adds nothing to the film but a few bursts of comedy, such as singing out of nowhere.
Add in Catwoman's 'white man bad' lectures and the fact that every cop is either white and corrupt or not-white and a hero and you have the makings of a bad film.

>Does something
>/pol/
pick one

>Add in Catwoman's 'white man bad' lectures and the fact that every cop is either white and corrupt or not-white and a hero

There it is

the music was really good though

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>/pol/ leaving their room, ever
Went too far beyond the realm of plausibility, desu

riFles are good

It worked until they caught him. Then for some reason he floods the city, which doesn't seem to fit with his initial goals. His final play should've been unmasking Batman.

I was fairly on board with the movie until they actually caught Riddler. The whole flood-the-city and followers/shooters parts actually had me fidgeting in my chair, bored, thinking "Why is this movie still going?"

the fuck are you on about? This film had the worst soundtrack of any Batman film. The absolute worst. There were only three songs:
>Ave Maria
>that Nirvana song
>DUNNNNNNN DUN DUN DUNNNN, DUUNNNNNNNN DUN DUN DUNNNNN...
Three hours and just these three songs over and over again. How many times did they play Ave Maria? Seven? Eight times?

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Holy shit, I didn't realize they'd make it ACTUALLY Yea Forums.

How did he get out the jail to shoot people? This scene made no sense at all.

Your post reminds me of that tragedy. Just use Yea Forums Analytics like me bro. I can't stop getting the (You)s.

there were plenty of normal string/violin sections you retard, you just weren't paying attention

Wtf is this shit?

The music, Jesus Christ the music. At one point, that gay acoustic guitar strumming faggottry started up with lyrics >during< dialog. Like... wtf. Was this shit made by college students or some shit? Christ, this was bad.

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He was just some normie. They couldn't even pull that off with Joker.

You can't be this contrarian.

comics are gay seethe

I found them referencing us funnier than anything. Especially the implication that /pol/ could ever get over their paranoia over glowies enough to actually go and do this en masse

Why the fuck does he wear glasses over his mask. Seems rather silly.

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Based number chad.

lmao Yea Forums beat fucking batman, wtf? literally worst Batman movie, even George Clooney would mop the floor with us

My dad could beat up George Clooney's dad

>same green color
>same gray/beige post color
>"user"
WAIT WTF AAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA IT'S ACTUALLY FUCKING Yea Forums

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>DUNNNNNNN DUN DUN

I like DUN DUN DUN. But it is the anticipation of something bigger. Is like watching DUNC (Part One) in the screen.

also
>feelsgoodman.jpeg
>feelsbadman.jpeg

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