You know, George, the ocean called. They're running out of shrimp!

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Died laughing at the part where George is taking the IQ test and "pulls a sandwich out of his pocket and goes out the window to get some coffee" during the test.

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Uhm, not they're not.

Shut up bitch

The one time George truly lost

Oh yeah? Well I had sex with the shrimp!

[solemnly]
...The shrimp are in a coma.

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Start manically laughing louder and louder until everyone in the room becomes uncomfortable and quiet, turn around and apply joker makeup. Turn back around and look at them with a devilish grin

Why did he do it?

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Smirk at the minor funny and continue eating.

he didn’t lose. George went back and met him in the parking lot. Killed him with a .38 special. they allude to it in the dvd special features.

he lost

>don't worry, I traded all my old used car batteries for all this shrimp

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the 90's called, they want their joke back

youtu.be/MNWWMmssP5U

The condom store called. They said they didn't make a size that small.

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>Yeah, well I slept with your wife.
>His wife is in a coma.
>That's probably why she didn't move around a lot.

oh yeah? tell them to get more then

I want this life more than i can explain

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Give me the ocean's number. I'm going to give the ocean a piece of my mind.

"What's the difference? You're their all time best seller!"

HES LITERALLY ME

pshh... in six games

I had that life and I threw it all away.

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>I seriously doubt that.

What happened user?

melrose place was cancelled.

top kek

WHO was in the wrong here?

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As if someone like Kramer would care if someone was a wagie or not. Absolutely ruined all of my immersion.

>Oh yeah Riley, well the hospital just called telling me your wife just died

I want to learn that stupid cigarette trick Kramer does in that scene.

She was difficult to work with.

>"Oh yeah? Well there are so many shrimp in the ocean that there's no way to even ascertain even a vague idea how many there are total, nonetheless the 15 that I am currently eating now. Unlike your wife, who I know there is only but one of and I fucked her so hard she is now in a coma. If you continue to mock me I will have sex with her again if she ever wakes up and put her back in the hospital. Do. Not. Fuck. With. Me."

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Post your favourite Seinfeld episode right now

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The person who threw away a perfectly good candy bar of course. George is also wrong for eating literal garbage, but in this scenario he is the lesser of two evils.

haha, JERKSTORE!

"Eh"
>Keep eatting shrimp

But real post I've worked with people weirder than George and if they are liked they get teased and if they are bad everyone just complains to the boss till they stop/are fired

>i know, they’re right here *pats belly*

The Puffy Shirt of course

The Limo

The voice

serenity now

The ocean had it coming

"My name's not George you fucking idiot. Even a first grader can remember names, retard."

>The Puffy Shirt of course
Kino

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>Tell them I'll be back for the crabs

But Kramer was exactly the same

Oh and the one where Jerry is making out during Schindler's List

NO SOUP FOR YOU

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