This man gives you $100 million and complete creative control to make a movie with free speech encouraged

This man gives you $100 million and complete creative control to make a movie with free speech encouraged.

The only condition is the movie must be the edgiest thing ever put to film.

What do you make?

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I give the money to David Lynch and let him make whatever he wants

Tha Amazing Turds of Amber Heard

film a 10 minute video of me jerking off and then run away with the rest of the money

something that is while edgy, is also unflinchingly true
a lot of people would make the 'hatred' of filmmaking, but that would give journos and normies the opportunity to laugh it off and dismiss it as some sort of weird fantasy

Amber Heard squats and shits on your bed for 90 minutes. Amy Pascal produces, Uwe Bol directs.

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"The World Trade Center"
Basically take the plot of Titanic and set it in TWC. It writes itself.

save the money
release Greatest Story Never Told in theaters worldwide

shortfim of me pissing on a photo of him and pocketing the rest of the money

I'll hire Terry Gilliam to make a dark revenge fantasy of a child growing up in the lithium mines that service Tesla's greed for batteries, and ultimately how he hunts down and kills Elon for his corporate crimes.

Here's your movie, Elon.

omega reddit

300 hours of me doing 100 million of cocaine

Gay Niggers from Outer Space versus the Pedophile Kikes from the Earth's Core

A movie about a white man enslaving africans. He starts wars with many african nations and defeats them all in bloody combat. To save money on special effects we don't use any special effects, it's all real.

>movie
Fuck that, I'll create a real life Battle Royale show by buying/renting an island, rigging it with cameras all over and then recruiting like 100 homeless people, 100 ex-cons and 100 normies. The whole recruitment thing would be like a gigantic televised competition in itself as well before the actual royale starts. Maybe something like a mix of Survivor and Big Brother so the contestants would get to learn to know each other and so would the viewers.

Then once they are all dropped on the island it's the usual Battle Royale thing with random air drops, hidden caches, etc. Last person standing will win 10 million dollars.

Best one so far.

Make a Passion of the Christ-esque film where Jesus is framed as a schizophrenic with a God complex who, through a mixture of raw charisma and appeals to the Messianic fervor circulating in Roman-occupied 1st century Judea, manages to establish a cult following which ends up faking his resurrection by robbing his grave after the fact for no other reason than sheer sunk-cost fallacy. Have the majority of the narrative stem from Pilate interviewing the deranged Jesus prior to the crucifixion, setting up a series of flashbacks which reveal that the "miracles" Jesus claims to have committed are actually just delusions stemming from his own psychosis. Make Judas a secondary protagonist who grows disillusioned with Christ as his "Messiah" becomes increasingly unstable over the course of their time together. This makes his betrayal and their overall relationship much more interesting imo

All based on the implications of:
Mark 3:21
>When his family heard about this, they went to take charge of him, for they said, “He is out of his mind.”

I can only imagine the sheer outrage lol

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The title for film would be “Nigger Fag School Shooters from Dimension Abortion Vampiro.”

4h of ryan gosling saying nigger while beating a gook

He wants edgy, I'll give him a movie he'll cut himself with viewing. After all, it's in the contract, so go hard, or go home.

3 hours of Mike Stoklasa sitting in a room reading off FBI crime stats.

This but gender swapped and real

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Get Sam Raimi on board, that's step 1.

2 hours of Muhammad sodomizing Aisha. Sex unsimulated. Directed by Roman Polanski.

2 hours of 40hrtz bilateral beats to study and relax to

remake of blazing saddles

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>SHE DID NOT HIT ME, SHE DID NOT HIT ME, IT'S BULLSHIT, SHE DID NOT!!!

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A movie about the illuminati that spills red pills.

I would make a nice film about a white family having fun.

CRAYOLA FUCKING MAGIC

THE CHRIS CHAN SAGA

Him and Bezos swordfighting with rockets on their dicks set to classic Kung Fu music

A racist native american serial killer who kills by scalping insufferable lefty blue checks on twitter. No one can catch him because its assumed he's a redneck magatard. The film ends with him uncaught.

>THIS SUMMER
>FROM THE TWISTED MIND OF JORDAN PEELE

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Gay Niggers from Outer Space

a straight-up documentary about the Jan 6 Capitol siege. It is the sinigle most cringeworthy event in world history.

Samuel L. Jackson and Hulk Hogan calling each other "Nigger" for 2 hours straight.

Escape Artist.
It's about a Syrian man who specializes in border-hopping, no matter how strong the border security is and no matter how prosperous the country he's escaping from is.

live action Dog Man directed by Hideo Kojima

>What do you make?
Sympathetic Hitler biopic

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I would make a movie based on that time some kids in Thailand were rescued from a cave by Navy seals, and Musk threw a tantrum because they wouldn't use his robot. I'd call it "Pedo Guy".

Your mother

"Hitler did NOTHING wrong-the movie"
Gary Oldman as Der Fuhrer
Plot would be about how Germanys heroic outcast leader took on the jew banking system and fake commies and I'd do a Tarantino and retcon Germany to win but not like any existing fiction. The 3rd movie, it's a trilogy, would be all like the last bit of the LOTR with all loose ends tied up and glory in the 3rd reich.
Emilia Clarke as Eva Braun
Sean been as Churchill
Mel Gibson as Hermann Göring
John malkovich has to be in it too.
Various females actors but absolutely no diversity casting.
Cheers

You know that bitch ain't got no edges

Buy the rights to The Greatest Story Never Told and put it on Netflix and Hulu

Kino

Is Churchill shot in the first movie, spending his last moments realizing the error of his ways but redeeming himself with his sacrifice?

Her teeth do. Ask my cock about it.

Tulsa reenactment

Producer: Harvey Weinstein
Director: Roman Polanski
Lead actor: Kevin Spacey

I don't have a font small enough for your cock to read.

I would make Seth Mcfarlane's bit, "THE PASSION 2: CRUCIFY THIS" But with some changes.

Jesus teams up with Hitler to blow away the LGBTQ's to ultimately work up the Jewish ladder. There it's revealed that Mohammed has been giving orders the whole time. The main joke being that you don't see Mohammed until the end where is a feminized catboy who loves sissygasms and is protected by his elite Troon guards. Hitler sacrafices himself in the final battle and his only regret is that, "I should have killed more..."

It could be a work of art.

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I just take a Lars Von Trier film and dub the word "nigger" into it a few hundred times.

something like Enter The Void but way better and assaulting

>richest man in the world is African
/pol/ will never recover

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"An American Film" (remake of A Serbian Film): a docu series about Hollywood and Disney

Kek. I'd watch that.

Make a modern-day Africa: Blood and Guts, but also go to Asia and the Middle-East to film civil wars there. The money will be used to stoke the flames of both sides and to funnel guns and money to both sides to make the wars longer and bloodier.

>This man gives you $100 million and complete creative control to make a movie with free speech encouraged.
Right wingers would never do this. They hate free speech. Elon hates free speech, he just wants more right wing speech.

So have Tarantino write it?

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Use the money to instead make a reality Yea Forums show which is basically Big Brother / Survivor except the diverse group of participants are selected solely on the basis that they're all outspoken racists / supremacists for whatever race they are. Obviously there'd need to be an equal amount of participants of each race to prevent one group from getting an early-game advantage. Eventually, when enough contestants are eliminated, the show forces the remaining contestants to compete as interracial couples. Then, when the last interracial couple remains, they're given the option to either split the cash or compete 1 v 1 in a final contest (which is based on knowledge of their adversary / former partner's racial group).

Call it "Race Wars"

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He was secret jew so no he just gets murked midway in the second film. It's Hitler himself who kills Winston with a sacred germanic dagger .. This scene is shot at the cliffs of Dover. Hitler jumps off the 1st boat to land and Churchill is there to fight him. They fight with fists for a few rounds bu then Churchill sneaks a knuckle duster and whacks Hitlers head from behind. The fuhreher , stunned but still standing picks up his sword and plunges it right into Chucrhills fat-head.
"du Schwein
du betrügerisches judenschwein
jetzt hast du Gerechtigkeit geschmeckt
Ich beurteile deinen Papst nicht, wie ich dich beurteile
Freiheit in meinem neuen Reich für die Willigen" he turns spits on the corpse and begins climbing the cliff-face like Stallone in Cliffhanger.

Wow sounds like a cool movie faggot.

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film a live action evangelion and cast idris elba as shinji

>The only condition is the movie must be the edgiest thing ever put to film.
supposed complete creative control, yet these are extremely limiting parameters to work around. I guess I would just make a movie I actually want to make then have the closing credits song be Moonman or something.