............... fucck

some hot chick that fucked Johnny Depp

>turns on the waterworks with the puppy dog eyes
I don't think Johnny has a chance here

She literally dated him

she literally fucked him behind depp's back which makes it germane to the discussion. they have a similar nose, eyes, and general head shape.

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I'm starting to feel bad for her. I do think she lied though.

only faggots keep up with celebrity drama. it's always been that way. you are big faggot

Elon fell for her bad. But she dropped him like a hot pocket.

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No. WHO ASKED!

what about their shits
same general shape?

Did they show pictures of the doo doo on the bed as evidence?

Just goes to show INT does not equal WIS.

he's a literal autist.

Just typical borderline behavior.

There is no man on earth except married, ideologue, or homo that could resist

she literally has a fork on her ears

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THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT THE POOP

Nah that's a scarcity mindset. Crazy pussy isn't worth it.

>fucked her
>and then
>dropped her
He understood she doesn't value more than a quick fuck

I DONE SHAT THE BED

he used her butthole like a fleshlight and she got nothing.

She’s hot I hope she will wins.

She has BPD.

The weirdest thing is if she put on a nazi uniform, I'd hammer her like a thousand blizkriegs.

Finally starting to look sexy. Like most women she's only becoming attractive now that she's in her mid 30s.

She will. Depp's team has failed to prove that her article is defamatory.

Simp

why women age like milk???

fuck this whore. she's had simps eating out of her hand all her life due to her looks. completely shitty person.

Like Depp didn't? The whole reason he got fooled is he didn't realize he wasn't the hottie anymore, she was.

Depp's going to lose. This trial is about proving that this article (washingtonpost.com//opinions/ive-seen-how-institutions-protect-men-accused-of-abuse-heres-what-we-can-do/2018/12/18/71fd876a-02ed-11e9-b5df-5d3874f1ac36_story.html) is defamatory. He hasn't done that. It doesn't even mention his name.

Can a 4 pound dog take a shit that big?

she's perfect

Why does "pretty and sad" do it for me so hard?

WHY IS NOBODY SAYING THE OBVIOUS

BOTH THE DOGS SHIT ON THE SAME SPOT AND TOGETHER IT LOOKED LIKE A HUMAN SHIT

a bit around the eyes. even autistic elon isn't as unstable as her though

qrd?

russell brand married a woman with a leaky ass

THE THREAD IS NOW DEPP v HEARD general. go!

holy mental gymnastics

Thats the face of someone who takes big, girthy shits.

FECAL
DELIVERY
>smirk

why did she shit on the bed?

>FECAL... DELIVERY?

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>fecal uh..... delivery :)

>mr deep how would you describe the smell

>OBJECTION, smellsay

>Fecal delivery!

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Bros why is this the most fun shit this board has done this decade?

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She didn't. The dog did it.

What thread are you in?

so dumb I laughed. well done user

Because she’s demented.

I’m 29 and never had a gf

if you were here for the 1st or 2nd day threads on this were nuked. i don't know why because everyone knew it would be a talking point for Yea Forums for the next 6 weeks, whether you banned people or not.

Hahahahahahahahahahah

Most television is fake and gay, but this is REAL shit!

>dropped a.....grumpy

>DROPPED A GRUMPY
yucking it up

when you gotta go, you gotta go

atleast you're not a virgin

>GRUMPY

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Thoughts on the new Death Grips album?

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who here dropping a grumpy

her lack of reaction combined with the depp's voice and static blocking
kino we didn't deserve

and that's probably a good thing. in this age, if you had one, she'd probably be taking you to court for a false rape accusation

Your majesty, people of jury, please let her go, I promise I can fix her..

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kek

She's not borderline. She's way past the border.

>A grumpy?

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Holy based

haha yeah thank GOD that isn’t also the case in addition

his anger and resentment keeps coming out more and more

that facade he had going earlier is totally gone

He was so handsome

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>I leaned upon the banister, for mental reinforcement rather than actual physical tiredness, and the rotten termite bitten oak snapped beneath my weight...when I came to I was somehow sitting around a parlour table, playing cards...my fathers rapier was atop the harpsichord, sitting undisturbed as it must have been for the last 20 years...it was that evening where I first met Dr. Brechwold, and he introduced me to the concept of past life regression...I was a woman named Victoria, who died in the year 1928, killed by a jealous lover...the Sultan was most pleased with the dancers performance, and he nodded approvingly....

i didnt expect jonny deep to make a tim heidicker spoof

Shut up dude it's really sad

Depp had been feeding a special ration to the dogs so they could then shit a human sized brownie on the bed. He framed her

Yeah I'm starting to see it too. Time reveals a lot. I still think she lied.

>mfw this testimony

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I'd fuck her face, if you know what I mean.

gayyy

>I went home
>to which home?
>oh

>She literally dated him
She dated him works too
literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally

fucking zoomers

>then i went home
>which home
this fucking guy

hes being interviewed by the prosecution right? ill love to see him be examined by the defense

let's see if the retard stands up there for a minute again

Has she testified yet? I'm interested to hear the bullshit that comes out of her mouth.

no prosecutors in this case bro

People are finally starting to realise that he's lying. The cross-examination is going to go badly for him.

Time for a grumpy break.

Prosecutors are already setting in place that he isn't drunk in all these scenarios too