Actors that could beat you up
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Ellen DeGeneres looks worse every time I see her
I dunno I'd go for a serious actor
He's imagining that other guy is Ornella...
Holy shit you should be a comedian!
The cringe celebrity jiu jitsu fad needs to die. I blame 10th Planet.
>weak ass jiu jitsu takedowns
Cringe. Judo is the gentleman's martial art
that's a nice looking jiu-jitsu gi, i wonder where i got that jiu-jitsu gi. much nicer than my own jiu-jitsu gi which i wear when i perform jiu-jitsu, wearing my jiu-jitsu gi.
The Gracies are far more into celebrity BJJ than 10th Planet.
>OH NO PLEASE DON'T GENTLY LAY ME DOWN ON MY BACK AHHHHHH
Jonah-sama, I kneel.
Wrong. Eddie Bravo's studio in Hollywood made it far worse. The Gracies are dead.
al bundy would put his shit in
>Eddie Bravo
who
Reminds me of this
imagine what she could do to you if she wanted
bundy is probably a monster on the mat
Without a doubt
You mean absolutely nothing? Women are the weaker sex.
I thought it was from a gay porno, it just looked fake.
What a unit, fuck.
Judo is the art of folding clothes while people are still inside them
reminder that Putin worships this guy
Manlets. Will they ever learn?
I have no excuse not to exercise. damn
Reminder that he could fuck Steven Seagal up.
love it when those roasties start talking about giving him a push up for virtue points and then he just moggs them all
Even in his prime Steven was a fugazi
It's pretty easy to get in shape. I do stuff in the solitude of my room and I got within an acceptable weight range just from having an okay diet, doing pushups and crunches. I also tried out dynamic tension and I've actually gotten thinner and more in-shape by doing it every day.
These are like female pushups on your knees. not impressed
Pull ups are really easy to get good at. One summer I kept doing them daily and by the end of the summer I could do 15 easily.
>dynamic tension
erm okay i have no idea what this is. is this something I can order from Amazon, idk
You don't even need weights. It's a philosophy of using your own body's tension against itself to build up muscle. You can look it up, but there's a Charles Atlas regiment you can buy too. You gotta take it with a grain of salt, ofc, but if you keep at it it works.
is that guy fieri?
holy shit how many Ls can you take
Fake, and gay, but amusing.
>Supposedly exercises regularly
>Can only do 5 pull ups even while using her legs to help
It might have to do with me only weighing a third of the average american but completely out of shape as I am I could crank out at least 8 right now, when I went to the gym a few years back I did 20 easily. People whose PBs are less than their own bodyweights are pathetic, what good are muscles when you can barely use them to move
judo is what you make matzah balls with
This is fucking pathetic if you think this is impressive user
Nah, that's a Jiujitsu thing. Judo is the art of using people's heads as shovels to mine for gold.
I'm not gonna lie he actually looks pretty graceful and controlled doing that, it's not like he's just flailing and spazzing out
Steven Seagal's a Mercenary for Justice Above the Law of Maximum Conviction who's Out of Reach Against the Dark and is not afraid of being Submerged in the Belly of the Beast even while Marked for Death and Half Past Dead because he's Hard to Kill even On Deadly Ground and Under Siege.
Very poor form, Jonah. You'd have an easier time tipping him backwards than grabbing at the hips, stopping, and then sweeping him off his feet.
how did people not burst out laughing?
Jeff Goldblum would beat up 95% of anons on Yea Forums
>kicking him in the ribs after he yielded
nigger behaviour
it was moderately funny, lighten up jonah
Poor Tom.
>The Gracies
TAKE OUT ONLINE BJJ CLASS ONLY $500 FOR ONE SESSION YOU WILL LEARN HOW TO BE LIKE THE GREATS
Yeah, nah flopping around on your floor like a goober alone isn't training.
that was a liver kick which is extremely painful
Probably most of them aside from the midges.
He's a big guy
Such a poetic clip
you're right
fuck that looks like it hurt so bad
Man you are really committed to this bit. Do you just have folders of koreaboo webms indexed by topic? Like this came from the "violence" folder?
4U
steve finally got his 50p back
>the aviators plinking off into the foreground
>he keeps smiling the whole time
fucking comedy gold. how come movies can't replicate this?
what in the actual irl fuck is this shit?
Dude's a giant, pathetic lunatic or not. And even if he's full of shit about most things he claims I'm sure he does know a bit about the martial arts shit he's talking about
That was a sweet roundhouse kick, even though it didn't really connect.
Jonah fucking relax kek
It's not just your girly weight but also because you're short and have a midgets range of motion so it's easier for you to do.
zero composure, flailing like a squab
That's the thing about martial arts or especially kickboxing/Muay thai, you don't have to train for years like with all the spiritual Chinese and Japanese bullshit. A few lessons to know the basics about correctly throwing a kick/punch, knowing how to place your weight and to keep your fists up, and you're ready to fuck up 95% of retards on the streets trying to throw the archetypal drunk swing at you. Not that that makes you an actual martial artist or anything, but even those very basics give you an extreme advantage over anyone who doesn't have them
Critique him all you want but we both know that he'd beat the shit out of you
>"lol" said the scorpion
>"lmao"
God damn this webm sickens me. Look at all of them. With their weird waxy sickly skin and painted on bright red lipstick. They don't even look human. They look like vampires barely hiding their hideous nature.
I didn't know Guy Fieri was into marshal arts