You're out for your customary nighttime fog walk when this gentleman blocks your path

You're out for your customary nighttime fog walk when this gentleman blocks your path.
What do you do?

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Accept my fate with dignity

I do the awkward white person smile and keep walking.

Step aside and let it pass.

I'm kinda pissed at Pumpkin Head 2 Blood Wings or whichever one Punky Brewster was in. She appeared on the Jenny Jones show about child stars and she promoted the film saying it's her first sex scene and she gets naked (obviously trying to shed her child actress image). The crowd ooh'd and awe'd.

The scene was left on the cutting room floor. Some editor out there has prime Punky tits and ass on 8mm and we'll never get to see it :(

>Punky Boobster

i forgot about pumpkin head but did he just kill people randomly? i thought he was a vengeance type creature

He killed everyone because he was mad about existing and it was everyone else's fault for allowing it to continue.

>tactically shit pant
Then ask him politely he wants to join me at the bar for a cold beer.

If Pumpkinhead is after me I die horribly and violently.
Yeah he's a vengeance demon, more or less implied to be the demon of Wrath himself.

yeah, the original title was vengeance: the demon and he generally only kills those he was summoned to kill unless you try to stop him killing them

So let me help you with that, just stay still and I'll chop your head off bro, see you on the other side pumps, save me a seat at the pub

Reminds me of the Friday The 13th episode about the scarecrow.

If you get that reference, you may just be, based incarnate.

chew the blessed herbs and spit at face

>Pumkinhead casts "undead regeneration" and uses the shadow realm to seemingly teleport behind you
POP QUIZ, HOTSHOT!!!
what do you do....

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Knock him out

begone satan
stay out of my way

>im a woman now

>"Lovely night, isn't it, friend? Listen, I know a good pub, local. Serves real scrumpy and real ale. I know you're new to the village, as we haven't met before. I'll get the first round.

"The body of Howdy must leave you! The body of Howdy must leave you!"

It’s not gay to suck Pumpkinhead’s dick. You just did what you had to do to keep on living.

just kill yourself, degenerate

>18
>prime

>The scene was left on the cutting room floor.
Unacceptable.

We're gonna need a judge's ruling on this one.
>Is it okay to suck Pumpkinhead's 17 inch cock so he doesn't kill you?

Hmm... click on the spoiler for final ruling. Hint: sometimes love don't feel like it should

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then it isn't love

>Yeah he's a vengeance demon, more or less implied to be the demon of Wrath himself.
Which would actually make him An Angel of God?

At least she had a prime! Bozo.

Maybe the world is blind? Or just a little unkind? Who knows.

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you get what you allow

man if only rawhead rex had this design

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Your words give Pumpkinhead pause

All the mouths he raped, was it not truly "love"? A tear falls from Pumky's eye (yes, his name is Pumpky Brewser).

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>t-that speed!

I'm black so I rob him

chant the blessed blessings rhymatically

Why is she wearing the same stockings as the girl in the back

your forgot to say no homo and thus you are now gay

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>>Pumkinhead casts "undead regeneration" and uses the shadow realm to seemingly teleport behind you
>POP QUIZ, HOTSHOT!!!
>what do you do....
When you wear the armor of Mithras and the Light, you are shielded from all that is harmful, fren.

>Pumpkinhead delights in your heartless act of robbing someone who has no money. He chants the cursed curse of rhythm and the black robber becomes his avatar ITT.

You're killed and robbed by my nigger. Pumpkinhead now possesses the Scepter of Harmonious Death

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>begone satan
>stay out of my way
We should pray for Pumpkinhead's eternal being, that It is released from Its earthly bondage and returns to Sol free from ever being misused and abused again. At the end of the day, God gives everyone a second chance, even His wayward angels, and His Rebellious firstborn son.

In the meantime, you can't fight a demon. You can only make personal peace with God. If you escape, you've been graced. If you don't don't feel too bad.

Good eye my friend. Good eye. I suspect it was one of the lollis in Punky's harem. She was the Teen Madam of Hollywood.

Jonathan threatened to spill the beans, so Punky called her brother Pumky to make it look like a suicide. 666

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>click on the spoiler for final ruling.
Punch clock villains are the saddest villains.

Wasn't Jonathan fucking Tatyana Ali before he 'killed himself'? Why would he kill himself if he was balls deep in Ashley?

Are the Pumpkinhead movies even good?

I yell out "what is this, faggot practice?" and then get disemboweled

she broke up with him

If I knew what that meant, I might get offended.

But... I do know what a chisler is. Now if you called me a chisler, we might be in business. You calling me a chisler? Cause I'll summon Pumpkinhead on your ass!

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Dead
Dead
Dead
Based
Dead
Dead
Survives
Dead

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Rawhead Rex couldn't hold Pumkinhead's 17 inch jock, little boy

like Pumpkinhead, she is a demon too

...a semen demon!

Dance

If you want to

It's a 420 Pumpkinhead thread!!
where is everybody, they afraid they're going to be on Pumky's new reality prank show:
>PUMK'D

Any Eerie Indianachads in the house?!

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I remember I am Jason Voorhees and nod as I pass him on my way to kill some horny teenagers.

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As him if I can bum a smoke like I do with anybody.

based

Probably try to fuck it because I have a xeno fetish.

He orders you to smoke his pole

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I wonder how large his OTHER pumpkinhead is

>im a woman now

dotor says its healing good

The first one is kino, the second one is okay, I like it, but a lot of that is due to nolstagia. The syfy original ones suck.

First one is great, loads of atmosphere

>bumming smokes from complete strangers
You're either homeless or Australian

Or possibly a homeless Australian

My grandfather was watching this when i was like 5 and scared as fuck. He went to fuck off outside halfway through the film and started banging on the side of the house yelling PUMPKINHEAD IS HERE OUTSIDE

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kek based grandpa

What a kidder