I'm clearing out my dead grandpas house and came across these old film reels. One of them is ominously labeled "orgy". Anyone know what format these are and what kind of player I would need to watch them?
I'm clearing out my dead grandpas house and came across these old film reels. One of them is ominously labeled "orgy"...
Landon Ortiz
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Luke Perez
>Inb4 it’s grandpa sucking babby OP’s anus
Caleb Hernandez
Inspecting it with a magnifying glass confirms that "orgy" does appear to contain scenes from an orgy
Jaxson King
Sauce?
Juan Martinez
Measure the width of the film, it'll be something like XX mm, then look for a projector (XX mm film projector) that suits that. I'm quite curious to see what's on them.
Nice. I wonder if it's a home movie or pornography.
Ryder Flores
You got yourself some 8mm kiddie porn there OP. Grandpa was a sick fuck. Congratulations?
Aaron Sullivan
You could also get a film digitizer if you want to get them as a file.
Eli Harris
I recognize that gay blowjob.
Xavier Rogers
That's a good way to get v& if you don't do it yourself and have some thermite.
Nicholas Ross
Looks like 8mm, I've got my grandparent's wedding and a couple vacations on that sort of film. You'll need a projector and a bedsheet to view it, I've got one like pic related that was moldering away in a family member's closet for decades.
Aaron Sanders
They look like adults in the magnified image OP posted.
Homemade pornography isn't illegal.
Kayden Morris
Tell it to the judge fella.
Joshua Bailey
Anyway I suggested getting the digitizer and doing it themselves.
Ian Morris
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This feels like I'm looking at scrambled cable porn again.
Nathan Scott
OP here I'm back, I switched to a different camera to try and get some better pics
Thomas Green
How much you guys wanna bet I can jerk off to completion with just this image? I am very strong and handsome.
Connor Smith
Levi Bailey
You need a slide scanner that can do 8mm or an 8mm projector. Sadly both may be expensive.
You could maybe jury rig one to take pics with your phone? Though taking pics one by one might be tough. Dunno if video of 8t going by would work
Naw. They had regular commercial porno on 8mm back in the day.
Maybe try to figure out the old 8mm porn film and sell it to a vintage collector.
Samuel Murphy
interesting, post more so we can figure it out hahah
Levi Wood
Damn she thick.
Mason Rogers
Looks like some 60s/70s porn. It might be rare, so converting it onto digital you might be able to sell copies of it since it's most likely in public domain or abandonware.
Charles Lee
Ah yes, that is obviously a scene from the pornographic film "The Opening of Misty Beethoven", released in 1976 on 8MM for personal stag film use.
Christopher Perry
It doesn't even have to be homemade. Back before vhs, they used to sell porn and stag films on 8mm.
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Robert Lee
Pls be real
Alexander Hall
Holy shit. Nice catch. Based classic pornneseur.
Joseph Moore
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Isaiah Thompson
Leo Martin
Lame. This thread was only vaguely interesting if it was user's gramps actually in it.
Hudson Nelson
I kneel (after wiping off the floor).
Luke Green
What is wrong with you american? Looting your grand fathers place while the body is still warm?
Austin Morris
based coomer
Andrew Wright
Relevant to OP
Joseph Lee
Trying different things, the magnifier glass seemed to produce better pics
Parker Mitchell
Sometimes dead is better, OP.
Robert Anderson
This is older. Appears to be a 50's reel. Could be Elizabeth Short AKA The Black Dahlia. Possibly contains footage of her murder. Was your grandfather a surgeon or a butcher?
Charles Ramirez
What else do you do with a dead man's study?
Owen King
Naw. His gramps buying old 8mm porn is interesting too.
My grandpa was too religious to buy porn and my dad only had vhs tapes and old 70s n 80s Penthouse mags. I am so fucking pissed he tossed out his old Penhouse mags in the trash back when I was in college. That shit is worth money. Well, at least I got to see the Traci Lords issue before he threw them away.
I am sure even bootleg 8mm stag films are worth something.
Nathaniel Davis
Please. We all know Orson Wells was the Black Dhalia killer.
Mason Hall
umm... that's a dude.
Christian Carter
David Miller
Alexander Jenkins
Plenty of people still collect and trade these old 8mm porn films.
If this thread geta deleted, try posting on /hc/ or /r9k/
Noah Murphy
>zoomers don't know what 8mm film is and how to play it
Henry Rivera
That's all folks. I'm not winding it back on the reel so this is going in the trash now. Goodbye grandpas porn
Nolan Rogers
based grandpa
Hudson Harris
...
Christopher Miller
That's a faggot move, this footage survived decades only for some retard to junk it. Fuck you, I hope your house burns down.
William James
Uhhh. This one is kinda sketchy OP.
Cameron Parker
8mm? Looks older, hard to tell on my phone but it might be from the late 60s or 50s.
Owen Lewis
You realize you can re-reel it by just sticking a pencil in the center of the reel and spinning it?
Not only that, they lack basic problem-solving skills entirely.
Thomas Williams
Why are zoomers like this?
Leo Smith
>Throwing away what could be a lot of money and possibly a lost film or some sick shit like getting murdered because you're lazy
I will slap your fucking mouth.
Mason Jenkins
Fuck you
Nathan Gray
Dude your gams had some nice hooters
Adam Diaz
Reminds me of when we found my grandma and grandpa's sex tape in their garage after they died. Felt so gross watching it I could only fap twice.
Jacob Turner
They don't have souls.
Xavier Stewart
Hat is a dumb move. Hope it is a troll. People pay good money for vintage porn.
Dylan Lopez
Based, fuck porn and fuck old useless junk
Ayden Nguyen
Think of all humanity has lost just because some short-sighted retard said "this is useless, toss it"
Lincoln Miller
My dad used to shoot 8mm for trips and family gatherings. Got a bunch of family 8mm films and many many boxes of 35mm still slides.
Josiah Ross
FRAZZLEDRIP
OP HAS FOUND FRAZZLEDRIP. SAVE IT BEFORE THE NSA TAKES IT DOWN. THESE PHOTOS WILL NEVER BE POSTED ON THE INTERNET AGAIN! THE REVOLUTION IS NOW!
Jayden Rogers
He also took pictures of Bob Hope at a USO show when he was stationed overseas.
Juan Evans
Nope. I refuse to be a hoarder like my parents and grandparents. His house is full of garbage and I have to clear it all. It's all going in the bin ASAP, there is dirt and garbage everywhere
Henry Green
If it can't fit on my iPhone I don't care bout it fr eat shit grampa.
Alexander Wood
I should get some of these as enlarged prints and framed.
Jose Flores
>NO YOU CANT THROW OUT OLD PORN THINK OF HUMANITY
Nicholas Edwards
I have a ton of slides my grandpa made from photos, they're decades old but look like they were taken yesterday, very crisp.
Also on topic, I've got pic related somewhere which was used to film my grandparent's wedding
Maybe elective abortions aren't such a bad idea after all, if this is how kids can turn out.
Michael Davis
75% sure this is a troll, especially with that King Kong reel placed there.
You'e be an idiot if you didn't sell those films, especially in this market.
Though I can understand the urge not to be a hoarder. I am still cleaning out my dad's house.
Xavier Scott
>Throwing out 8mm copies of King Kong and the super rare version of Enter the Dragon because you are too retarded TO FUCKING SELL THEM
You know what, fuck it, go ahead dummy. I'd take them and the porn from you for free. But you do you frfr no cap 100.
Brandon Sanders
>you should kill babies because they might grow up to throw out useless old shit
Jonathan Flores
at least sell it somewhere
Elijah Edwards
Shut up physical media faggot
Leo Sanchez
You are throwing away thousands of dollars if you toss out that bag.
Movie nerds pay big money for film.
Lincoln Murphy
But it's not useless you retarded nigger. It's worth a lot of money that you could use to buy one of Greta Thunberg's tampons or whatever it is you zoomoids do for fun nowadays.
Hudson Brown
Did you know that throwing 8mm film into the trash can be a serious fire hazard? Most people don't, but it's true! A far safer method of disposing of these old films is to simply dissolve them in a safe chemical bath, the easiest being a 50/50 mix of ammonia and bleach. It's so easy that you can do it in a garage, attic, bedroom, any interior space!
Anthony Diaz
Damn that looks kino. All metal, right?
Jack Taylor
>some faggot somewhere would pay money for it so its not useless
Henry Parker
Definitely a troll. Thanks for the (sort of) fun thread you fucked up way too fast. Back in my day trolling was a art.
Michael Lee
Yep, the cord was rotted out but an old extension cord was sacrificed to bring it back to life. I haven't used it in a few years but it still works.
That's typically how commerce works for human beings
Jace Perry
Unironically yes, all media is worth preserving for the sake of the artform even old pornos. You are not a true kinoisseur
Hudson Rogers
>the super rare version of Enter the Dragon
Hyoly fuck. Didn't even see that one. That one alone could be over $500
Nathaniel Thompson
They are worth nothing because the stupid old fart wrote all over the boxes in marker pen, and the writing clearly says these are broken rejects and out of sync. There is no value here
Cameron Lee
Yes, do this instead OP.
Joseph Wilson
I'm not the guy who posted the images retard. Collecting physical media is for faggots.
Juan Hall
they definitely still have value
stupid troll or serious brainlet
David Green
Can easily be fixed and restored. But you should definitely do the bleach and ammonia mix to just melt them down. I get it.
Jason Wood
Found this one in my dad's basement.
Ayden Reed
No one cares what you think you subhuman nigger.