Oi!

You got your sex loicence

I'm 30. She calls me daddy while we fuck, it's awesome.

Damn, sounds based as fuck. Does she let you put your finger inside her asshole? Creampies, dirty talk and being into ass play are three things that make a girl a real keeper.

You were made by two sweaty, chubby humans sticking their parts into each other. The first thing you touched in the world was your mom's vagina, you degenerate.

they all do that now boomer

>let you put
if you have to ask her, you've already lost her interest

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I didn't mean that. Some just scream in pain once you do it. That's it.

Cut your nails bro, you're doing something wrong. Never had a pain response, just surprise or pleasure.

Never? How many chicks have you tried that with?

Good.
Unless you're making babies thats bad for your soul.

God I want her to poo in my bed so bad

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*erects smelliscope*

Kek checked

Based illiterate Christian retard.

Been there... but we made sure to use condoms. And she sometimes called me dirty uncle user instead of daddy. She did have a Johnny Depp poster above her bed in her dorm.
It all comes back to Johnny

Thank you for this

Thot begone!

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More aquamommy

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Is this the trial discussion thread?

Sure

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shes wet

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I get this.

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Because they’re fucking dumb man

My namea Pepe veri nice

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Post trial memes.

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what did he mean by this

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do this car have pussy magnet??

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best frog post i've seen in months

Yes. this

>mera looks at you like this
>what do

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Here, have another one. Hopefully someone else can join in with some fresh stuff instead of this just being a dumping ground for the ambercoomers.

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>Sex is disgusting and subhuman.

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Amazing
these memes are the true value of Yea Forums

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she has water powers right
i'm gonna fuck some warm water shaped by her

>his parents were fat
You must be young, people used to be healthy (fat lardasses are not healthy and never will be). Go look up some older videos, just find something from each decade going back that shows random people on the sidewalks or a beach or something. You can look up a graph or chart, but actually seeing the difference is more effective.

#TeamAmber

>wanting to fuck water and not her
but user she has a vagina

i wanna nut from her water powers at least once
she can use said water powers to get me hard again

Same

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Hide my bed

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Post her bmi

Im 22 and ive never had sex dude

You're gonna be 23 before you know it.

A couple of months brah. No amount of lifting, making money, and getting productive hobbies will defeat my inferiority complex

It's been a year for me

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It's over. I'm turning 24 soon and the only girl who's ever given me attention was just using me as a beta orbiter.

>single for 7 months
>get another gf
>always have to use condoms even though she’s on BC
I’ve literally never had an orgasm with one on in my entire life. It sucks.

i lost my virginity at 29 to an 18 year old
sex was terrible because i didn't know what i was doing but it still happened

user...

>in relationships for 12 years straight
>regular sex but no free time
>now single for 5 years straight
>endless free time but incredibly irregular sex if any
There's no winning

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>LE REDPILLED NIGGER SEX???
gross

Just forget about women until you make it.

chuds literally dying lmao

Do you have any kids?

>ywn have a sanctioned bedtime by an 11/10 wife half your age

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>Just wait 10 years to get laid bro
Dont give him that bs lol.

your fault for giving up your wizard powers

>16 years for me
t. not a virgin

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I never said you'd get laid.

Been 4 weeks max for me since I lost my virginity 15 years ago. After 2 weeks I get pussy juice withdrawals and start lowering my standards exponentially. I genuinely have no idea how some men manage to go years without it

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Not that I know of

Have you done it again since?

>Makes you use a condom even though she's on BC
She's cheating on you dog

Hey non-virgin boomers, how much easier was it to get laid pre-2010?

It just doesn't happen for unattractive men. The kind of interactions you take for granted do not exist in an ugly man's universe.

are you seriously trying to pretend that sex with niggers is good???

You never go to a fucking grocery story, or a job, or restaurant, or a bar, or any public place? You never use online dating?

just the ones i groom. i guess they are mine, in a way

I'm an average guy. Objectively 6/10 on my best days and 4/10 on my worst days. Still have no problems getting laid with women in the same league, and above it if I'm lucky or she's a lunatic

You just had to go out

>pussy juice withdrawal
this guy

yes. they're good in the bed.

Based

Of course I do. What's your point, without dehumanizing me?

How can you not know what you were doing? Do you have any vague idea of sex?

Then you do have interaction that can lead to sex. It may not happen but it's possible, those interactions do exist in your life. Ugly fuckers get laid all the time.

You're either not talking to any women or your standards are too high. There are a lot of genuinely ugly women out there. You're probably not attracted to them, but that's what life has to offer you so you better take it

She's built for BBC if you know what I mean

>the virgin cries out as he strikes you
Feels good to not be a racist and date women of all races

different autist here, how does seeing women at the groccery store turn into an interaction?

well you're gross too

Keep the pussy clean and still tight for Tyrone

Oh it's easy: women don't want to have sex with me

It wasn't that much easier, but it was alot easier to find more desirable girls
Part of the problem today is that all of them are fat, repulsive, covered with tats, or generally insufferable

Although I think to the day the hottest chick I ever banged was this 10/10 athletic black chick with huge tits in college and that was completely set up by my friend with 0 effort involved. I think that was 06, so maybe things were easier

Time to break up. There’s no point in a gf other than ejaculating in them condom free