But why Nancy?

She's one of the attractive characters on the show.
Next to Dale of course.

>Uncle Hank...this is wrong...

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>"But Aunt Peggy it feels so good!"
>"Yer gettin yer propane regulated kid, I tell you hwat."

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Gender-swapped providers and loonies.
>That is incredibly offensive to Dale
It is, but Dale throws up after sex or has nightmares or something. Is willing to admit he's a loser, knows his job "pays the cable bill," knows his 'son' would kick his ass and in general is the same level fruit-cake as Peggy but reversed from her narcissism.

Hank and Nancy are the roles (including gender stereotypes) reversed. So are their partners. The people who hate Peggy episodes or complain that she went "too crazy" never got it to begin with.

Lel

Being the bread winners of the house is where the similarities between Hank and Nancy end.

He knew subconsciously that she put out and was a dirty whore. If you're going to fantasize it might as well be somewhat realistic.

I'd prefer Cotton and Didi's newborn baby boy. Softest hole in all of Arlen.

The entire relationships of the households are where the similarities start.

wtf? that baby's a boy, you're fucking gay bro.

nancy's attractive and constantly in the back of hank's mind, but he knows they'll never do anything, which is why the dream is innocuous, despite them both being naked.
dreams are just a tedious, obtuse and warped reflection of your thoughts.

Do you are have mental problem

Ching chong bing bong to you too sir!

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>But why Nancy?
shes hot

Say cotillion
>coteerion

Based Mr. Wong rememberers.

>FUCK YOU ERVIS AALON PLESSLEY, YOU FUCK YOU MOTHER, INNA DA ASS!

>dreams are just a tedious, obtuse and warped reflection of your thoughts
I was spreading fertilizer in my garden, and left my work pants in the bedroom next to the outside door where I took them off.
I had a sex dream where I was eating shit sexually with my mom back and forth, it went on in dreams time for -awhile-. Last time I leave shit/fertizler smelling stuff in my room.
Anywyas the point is dreams are actully just random brain firing and your brain try’s to add them to imagery post hoc

i hope you work out your mommy issues lad
good luck

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Nancy cheated on Dale, Peggy cheated on Hank. Just like Dale, he knows the truth but can't handle the truth. Where Dale 'accepts', Hank pushes away.

m8 you have problems you need to tackle ASAP

Peggy never cheated on Hank. She slept with someone before they were dating.

do you think he imagined her with a shaved or hairy pussy?

>Peggy never cheated on Hank.
He sounds like a Bobby Dauterive proponent.

>Cotton and Didi's newborn baby boy.
That entire storyline was dark. Other shows fake darkness. Mike Judge said fuck that, and dug deep for the mental states which define dark, not the aesthetics of dark.

>your daughter likes the fat kid
>your wife thinks the fat kids dad is sexy
>even your mother got the billdozer

no wonder kahn hates the hwites

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Imagine the /ss/

Peggy was Boomhauer's friend before she was Hank's. What kind of female friends does Boomhauer have? Peggy's a whore turned housewife, and her holier than thou bullshit is her making up for her past whorish ways. As for The Theory, that's a whole different level of rabbit hole diving.

boomhauer even thinking about peggy in that way is unbelievable.
also the fact that she only fucked a gay guy in denial is pretty indicative of who peggy is. She's a girl spazz who got incredibly lucky with an autistic spazz like Hank who could have did a lot better.

I'm in s04 when will this has happened?

never

Heil Hitler!

That frame is a fan drawing.

tfw no southern blonde calling me sug after a hard long day at the propane farm

I am also slogging through season 4.

Kek

because he fixed her propane-powered hot tub a scene before the dream, you doofus

did she taste the meat?

Yeah I dunno why people seem to forget that Hank is only turned on by propane and his wife's milkers. There was that entire episode where Luanne was some born again virgin, and Hank sees Peggy in a wet see through gown and he basically picks her up to go fuck in their truck. There was also the episode where they had bathroom sex on a train. The guy is so straight-laced that he only wears his shirts tucked in, but his desire for his wife trumps his sense of propriety time and again. People think he's miserable but Hank just has a typical marriage as a mild man married to a hotblooded woman. He lost his virginity to her and she's the only woman he's been with. A naked dream about his bimbo neighbour shook him to his core with guilt. She's not in the back of his mind, but the fact that she even shows up there once repulses him.

Not to mention it was just that she fucked that gay guy once to help him figure out if he was gay or not, and yep, he was. If anything, Hank getting mono from kissing that girl while he was dating Peggy is closer to cheating than whatever Peggy did with the gay guy before she even met Hank.

That's what I love about KOTH. It just shows low class trash people and behaviour but not to hyperbolise their existence for ridicule but rather have you just hold your head, chuckle and be like, "Damn, I know someone exactly like this." Cotton being a 70 to 80 year old man impregnating a 20something year old sex worker and treating her like shit is something any trash family has seen or endured to varying degrees.

The guys' attraction to Peggy is only what they see what Hank has in a wife: loyal, hardworking, family oriented, gives her man a son and a home. Dale's wife is a cheating vain liar and she's got him raising a boy that isn't his. Bill's wife steamrolled his entire life and sense of being. Boomhauer can only get cheap tricks who are good for a night and then by morning you want them out of your bed. The guys want Peggy because of what she represents. An actual wife.

Reminder that John Redcorn is getting cucked as bad as Dale, he wants to be a father to Joseph but Joseph thinks he's just some Indian

>a 20something year old sex worker
She's like 40 user, and she was a nursing assistant

I have a recurring dream where the theme is the same, but not the setting.
I’m always part of some military/rebel unit that is about to move out, usually retreat. I always end up left behind and trying to stay one step ahead of the nearby advancing enemy by escaping through service tunnels, sewers, etc.
The location could be a factory, a bunker complex, an airport. Often on a coast.
Interpret me, Yea Forums.

feels so good

You're French.

Iunno seems to me you're fighting a losing battle of some sort but it isn't you that's giving up it's everyone else. I feel if you think hard enough you will know exactly the situation this applies to. Peep Man and his Symbols though, dream shit is mad complicated and essentially impossible without deep knowledge of a subject.

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>your wife thinks the fat kids dad is sexy
I thought her and Nancy didn't find Hank sexy until he did something responsible or sensible? Can't remember what it was he did though, just remember Peggy being upset the other girls didn't see her husband as desirable.

Hairy

>that time Joseph grabbed her head and kissed her
She liked it

Sounds like the testosterone episode

Dallas?

It was the episode where Bobby is about to play seven minutes in Heaven with the whoreish girl. Minh actually rated Boomhauer the highest and admitted she was secretly attracted to him. She rated him higher than Khan actually.

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