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Julian Allen
Jayden Young
Where do I start?
Isaac Torres
stop fat shaming. NOW. thin cis scum!!!!!!!!!!!! DIE SCURM!!!!!!!!!
Isaac Cox
If you like or wouldn't mind trying 60s shows, start with TOS.
If you want something more modern try TNG Season 1.
If you watch TNG Season 1 and you don't like it, skip to TNG Season 3.
Nolan Cruz
she has a her own gravitational field, the ship stood no chance.
Isaiah Thomas
She's a big girl.
Ayden Long
...
Eli Lopez
Are these pics real? They're very impressive if they're shoops.
Asher Martin
>he doesn't know about cetacean ops
Dylan Baker
They had to go back in time and get more whales, but fat people are so alien to them they took her back by mistake.
Ethan Sanders
This movie is just okay, no masterpiece.
Jayden Moore
It’s the Empire Strikes Back of Star Trek. Nerds love it because it’s the darkest one, but it’s a terrible example of what the franchise is all about.
Wrath of Khan ruined Star Trek forever by giving hacks a blueprint for a Star Trek action movie.
Ryder Bennett
It just looks good in comparison to TMP. That's how it got its reputation.
Connor Rogers
the ESB comparison makes sense. And the comparison to how slow and boring TMP is. I hope the next one is good, otherwise I'm just gonna skip to IV, maybe watch VI, and then finish with First Contact.
Jackson Perez
bros she broke the prop
Jose Russell
>Futuristic utopian setting
>Cutting edge sci-fi medicine exists
>Fatties still exist
Now this is just immersion breaking
Jackson Morgan
With the TOS movies, I prefer IV-V-VI, to I-II-III. III isn't very good. Though it does have Christopher Lloyd.
Cameron Diaz
Christopher Perry
I refuse to believe that no one noticed this during filming
also jesus christ she's fat, imagine having to make a custom costume for her solely
Wyatt Butler
How the fuck is she supposed to do maintenance in a Jefferies tube?
Jace Robinson
>Augustus Gloop scenario
John Rogers
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they probably didnt want to hurt her feelings, just look at that sad face
Jason Hernandez
Was it always like this?
John Reed
>The new Spock
Never fails to crack me up.
Caleb Diaz
The first three seasons were a bit rough around the edges.
Michael Hill
>the Shuttle Bay was specifically built for her, because the Teleport Matrix Buffer can't support her size and weight
Jack Cox
>ENT S4E22 These Are the Voyages...
>Air date: 13 May 2005
>17 years
what the fuck is Malcolm doing with his hair
Mason Young
Justin Stewart
I just finished Q Who bros….. holy FUCK that was an amazing episode!!! totally a top 10 Trek episode so far. it was so tense and creepy. I knew about the Borg since I was a kid but seeing them for the first time is still super powerful. Also ensign Gomez is the hottest woman ever in trek
Parker Taylor
>Ensign Gomez, much as I admire your efforts to clean up my star fleet uniform with a napkin, I think the job would be more quickly completed were you to use your voluptuous booty to mop up that hot chocolate.
Henry Jackson
would ryona hate fuck then feed her to the lions
Lucas Hughes
Kys newfag
Benjamin Gomez
>I just wanted you guys know that I'm gay. It started when my dad raped me when I was young. But then he showed me this TNG article and it made me laugh, so now I post it in every thread when I think of the rape. This keeps me from killing myself. Please inform me how this makes you laugh if you've experienced the same from your dad.
Never fails to crack me up.
Brayden Williams
that's not a real quote
John Morales
They had her in one of the star trek books and she was still traumatized by spilling that
Angel Allen
I thought she died when they used her to access the mycelial network
David Rodriguez
didn't LOW make her an admiral? canonically
David Martinez
considering she doesn’t appear again after the next episode I’m just going to assume that Picard was actually seething and had her transferred
Dylan Nguyen
Jesus, I know the Federation is pretty progressive but that lady's weight should be classified as a disability.
Like don't they have to all sleep in uniformed-sized beds in group rooms? Must fucking suck hearing her sleep apnea machine going all night
Juan Peterson
>pain
Ryder Powell
She's a captain.
Alexander Peterson
Captain.
Christian Barnes
As much as I like Star wars I don't agree with the universe crossover Jabba the Hutt doesn't belong in Star Trek.
Blake Baker
yeah being a little chubby is not big deal, it's a TV show
but her being that big does shatter believably
I doubt she could even meet the minimum requirement of even modern militarizes
Lucas Peterson
>Okona
>Gomez
the tngfag that runs LOW is gonna bring back every random guest character possible (and that’s a good thing). I’m looking forward to seeing that rich stockbroker guy they brought out of cryostasis in the next season. And the shit monster that killed Tasha.
Nathan Moore
I think like most TNGfags, McMahan didn’t actually watch the first season.
Isaac Lewis
When did Jabba the Hutt roll up?
Juan Jones
>in our century, we’ve learned not to fatshame, chud!!
Adrian Cook
WILL SOMEONE PLEASE GET PIERCE BROSNAN OFF THE SET!
Austin Gonzalez
they get rid of her after a few episodes and then its pretty much nothing until a few qt helmswomen in the later series but they don't talk or anything.
Lucas Allen
She got fired. They were planning on doing a her and Geordi dating storyline across a few 'sodes. But the actress got a haircut. Without asking. And they had her back to do reshoots. And she just showed up with half her hair gone. So it caused a big problem with continuity not matching from scene to scene. And the producers were pissed at her and didn't bring her back.
Leo Johnson
this joke is not funny anymore,
y'all should change music.
Star Trek
Leo Clark
source?
she said she didn’t make it on the show because they thought she was too goofy to be a love interest for Geordi.
Julian Bell
I've never heard this story before. All I've ever heard is that they decided they didn't want he as comic relief
Dominic Jenkins
people like to make things up on /trek/, pay it no mind.
Aiden Rodriguez
I am bored of seeing the same image all the time but it gets replies from people thinking it's real so it's gonna get posted a lot.
Mason Price
The first duty of every Starfleet officer is to the truth.
Lincoln Fisher
Does anything significant happen with pike in STD? I don’t wanna have to watch that crap to understand SNW
Adam Foster
He meets Michael. That's the most significant thing that can happen in a person's life. According to DISCO.
Justin Barnes
he touches a time crystal and sees that he's gonna get burned in the future
Josiah Bennett
Is that the actual shot from the series?
Ian Howard
Yeah.
He has to get a temporal crystal so Discovery can travel to the future but the consequence is he sees how he ends up and is told it's now unavoidable.
That's probably why he's not in the service at the start of the show.
Adrian Rivera
Levi Bennett
TNG grew on fans. Discovery is in what season? 4 or 5? Picard is 2.
Cameron Campbell
No.
Joshua Martin
What is Peanut Hamper's endgame for Season 3?
Chase Rogers
crush puss
Aaron Young
Will Jennifer fuck her as well?
Christopher Hernandez
It’s weird how TNG by the numbers wasn’t especially super mega popular at the time but by this stage it’s become culturally ubiquitous. I wonder when that change happened.
Justin Brooks
Fuck off cartoonfags
Dylan Martinez
Why teleporters aren't used more often as a weapon ? In the 24th century, federation ships can teleport massive numbers of people at the time, can get a lock without a badge in most cases and repeat the operation at will.
Why even use phasers ? Anyone not protected by shields can be instakill by teleporters just erasing the pattern from the buffer.
Of course the Federation usually don't want to kill but during wars like in DS9 that would be deadly. Jem'Hadar are boarding the station ? Just reteleport them, they cannot do anything about it.
Is it another plothole ?
Colton Parker
Same, or she requested it out of shame.
Matthew Thompson
Hunter Thompson
You have to drop your shields to beam people up
Liam Ramirez
You'll be watching STD if you watch SNW.
Tyler Ross
Poor blond pedobait replaced by blond pin-up.
How did the show justified her getting kick out at the time ?