>It's simple
It's simple
Jaxson Barnes
Thomas Lewis
We eat the batman.
Justin Anderson
Its’s not really that simple
Caleb Edwards
>let’s wind the clock back a year, these doctors and nutritionists wouldn’t dare to cross you. What happened, did your arteries clog up?
Colton Fisher
>big boy negro over there is going to spread his cheeks, the batman would never refuse a good buck breaking
Juan Reed
>we have on lil’ egg roll
Logan Anderson
>No, no. You see, I know why you hold your little, uh, “group potlucks” in broad daylight and why your scared to go out to KFC at night: Jamie Oliver.
You see, Jamie has shown this city your true weight. “Jamie’s healthy School Dinners” is just the beginning. And the tv’s so called plan? Jamie works WITH the government. He has ALL the jurisdiction.
Landon Fisher
What I wanna know is, why is this such a good joke?
Ayden White
>Why hello beautiful... *walks toward the huge pile of shrimp cocktail and starts eating for 15 minutes while the crowd stands there paralyzed with fear*
Eli Hughes
>It's Simp Ol'
Wyatt Hernandez
>Ah ah ah, lets not eat this out of proportion.
>*takes a bite out of twinkie*
Brayden Thompson
>and here’s my card
>*shows a McDonald’s coupon*
Kevin Edwards
>I just... eat... things.
Jose Barnes
It's simple
Adam Lopez
>I believe that whatever doesn’t kill you simply makes you... larger.
Hunter Price
>How about a magic trick?
>Im going to make this whopper disappear
Leo James
>I'm ahead of the curve. *eats half a piping hot meatball sub in one bite*
Wyatt Smith
Mason Jackson
>You wanna know why I use a spork? Forks are too quick. You can’t savour all the little... flavours. You see, in the dinners last moments, there was one shrimp left in the bowl. So in a way... I know your friends better than you do. You wanna know which one of them reached for the last one?
Jaxson Carter
>I believe that whatever doesn’t kill you simply makes you... ughh... *thud*
Thomas Lewis
Too much pudding, puddin?
Austin Stewart
Evan Powell
>Look, basically... I'M THE FAT JOKAH BABY.. I'M FAT AND I EAT AND I'M THE JOKER HAHAHHAHAHA . I AM SUCH A FAT FREAK. SOCIETY IS BAD.
Austin Torres
Jonathan Scott
*Joker walks in to meet the mob gang*
>Ha.. ha ha. And I thought that my cholesterol was high. Oh and, the type 2 insulin? It wasn’t cheap. You outta know, you bought it.
Luis Thomas
I had no idea the Joker was under the tutelage of the Architect
William Wright
>Did you really think that I would risk the battle for Gotham's health in a hot dog eating contest with you?!
Samuel Wood
The worst part about having a eating disorder is
People expect to be as if you DONUT
Jordan Perry
Is this about Santa Cruz Joker?
Hunter Baker
Robert Gray
>Wait, Joker man, what you do with all your money?
>*A man sits tied up on top of a 40ft tall catering mountain of quadruple layer gourmet club sandwiches, filled with luxurious chicken caeser and avocado, black olive, swiss cheese, and hollandaise sauce, pinned together with cocktail sticks
>*The Joker throws a sandwich at the mans head*
>You see I'm a man of simple taste
>I enjoy, uh, baloney, hamburger, and...HOT SAUCE
>*A sous chef begins to pour a jerry can of tobasco over the catering display*
>And you know the thing they have in common?
>They're cheap
Evan Peterson
>you wanna know how I got these stretch marks?
Aaron Collins
At the end of The Dark Knight when Batman shoots his grappling hook at the falling Joker, the cable snaps under the Jokers 450 pound weight and Joker falls, landing and killing over 10 people
Jackson Martinez
Blake Sanchez
>Do you wanna know how I got these rolls? My girlfriend, was a feeder...and a cook. And one night, she cooks food tastier than usual. I get the kitchen fork to try it myself. She doesn't like that. Not...one...bit. So, me salivating, she takes the fork to me, horny while she does it. She's turned on by me, and she says, "Why so hungry?" She comes at me with the fork - "Why so hungry?" Se sticks the fork in my mouth - "Let's put a pound on that scale!" And... why so tasty?
Daniel Sullivan
>Are you the Fatman? NO?! Then why do you eat like him!?
Bentley Stewart
>Some men aren’t looking for anything logical, like a large quarter pounder meal. They can’t be bought, given enough McDonalds coupons, or reasoned with. Some fatasses just want to watch the world indulge.
Nathan Wright
>do I really look like a guy with a weight problem?
James Adams
Do you want to know why I use a knife? Forks are too quick. You can't savor all the... little flavours. In... you see, in its last moments, food shows you what it really is. So in a way, I know your leftovers better than you ever did. Would you like to know which of them were delicious?
Dylan Price
Juan Jenkins
Kek
Matthew Jenkins
Because it just is lol
Xavier Anderson
Why are leftists so fat?
Nathan Watson
>M&M's as big as tangerine.
Angel Young
We kill the fatman
Jace Harris
No impulse control.
Nathaniel Cox
>Watch me make this steak... disappear! *ORGARARNGRFMF--gulp* Aaahhhh it's gone....
Angel Brooks
Elround
Camden Kelly
>you thought we could be healthy men during an unhealthy time
>tell your boy he won’t get diabetes, lie like you lied to Rachel
James Wright
Jaxson Fisher
>grabs the steak and turns around
>everyone listens to chewing noises for about 2 minutes
>it's gone
Jack Barnes
Ivy is really saving those plants by going carnivore diet.
Ayden Bell
Asher Reyes
Watch me make this 50oz porterhouse... disappear!
Grayson Torres
Test
Jason Russell
>here's my card
Zachary Nelson
>you see the world as an upscale restaurant. I see the world as all-you-can-eat.
Logan Adams
>if you're good at something... never work on empty stomach.
Luis Adams
>some men just want to watch the butter churn
Asher Gray
>wanna know how I got these stretch marks?
Nicholas Hughes
>...I was supposed to kill the Grubhub driver...