CHADnic the Hedgehog beating capeshit and Pottershit at the box office

>what if dumbledore was... le gay!
Won't watch.

Your views are literally only popular 65+, it’s why right-wing events with Yea Forums memes readily viable everywhere are filled with suit wearing Republican children, fat neck beards and baby boomers. You’re unpopular with people your own age and social pariahs largely- you feel big because the people getting catheter commercials blasted at them also watch Tucker so you do have mainstream voices in Fox who have a vested interest in telling you your grandpa worldview is actually really cool and the average

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Looney troon

Yeah lol be sure to never get an honest take from the fraternity and sorority grads who actually staff positions of popularity and power in this world

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Is Jim Carrey still an anti-vaxxer?

GRINDYWALD STOLE THE ELECTION

probably but I think he's now one of those hipster anti-vaxxers who still harp on about autism

>what if an imaginary character did something imaginary
Incels: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Are you in high school worried the popular kids don’t like you or something? I’d have to respect those people in the first place to give a shit about their thoughts

The box office returns say differently

>>what if an imaginary character did something imaginary
Your transition to woman may be imaginary but sadly you're all too real

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>Families
heh

Is the lost city any good? I kinda have an interest to go see it, it looks like dumb fun

>give a shit about their thoughts
Well since you're willfully unaware let me just say they know you will never be a woman and so does your entire family

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i was the rejected kid, until a tranny appeared at my shcool and took my place, then everyone started to invite me to their social meetings and shit, the tranny ended killing himself.
im visibly autistic, and i not discovered until later they started to include me just to make the tranny feel worse, that tell you how much people hate trannies.
it kinda fucked me up, but i least i have fond memories of the parties and shit, perhaps im a bit more normal looking because of it.

>trannies won't watch the movie because hate campaign
>fans won't watch the movie because gay pandering
>normies won't watch because the movies aren't good anyway
This movie has absolutely nothing going for it.

You are a pathetic seething bitch and I’m more of a man than you in every single way

Did you grow up in Omelas or something? You're lucky, most bullies are capable of abusing more than one target.

aside from your post just now and the listing on my local theater website, I have literally never heard this movie mentioned anywhere else. checked it out when its out on streaming.

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GO WOKE GO BROKE

Maybe if Sonic The Hedgehog had a GAY FAGGOT ROMANCE in it and a reminder of NAZIS ARE BAD MKAY both films would have under preformed.

It’s not doing that much worse than everything around it user, at least outside of spider-man and Batman.

>Hey, they're on our side!
>DISGUSTING BLACK CREATURES, GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!
>Shadow, stop!

Spidey, Batman, and... Sonic?

One of these things is not like the other.

Not only did Sonic regain the #1 spot it's also saw a box office increase from last Monday. The Homosexual Secrets of Dumbledore couldn't even stay at #1 for a week

id be so embarrassed going to see sonic with my family knowing all id be thinking about is invading tails' rectum

Dude the secret of Dumbledore being that he likes sucking dick is just boring. This entire series is boring and that's it's biggest problem by far. JK hating trannies, Johnny Depp and Ezra's meltdown would barely be a factor if these movies were enjoyable

this is not an exxagreation- i literally did not know there was a new harry potter movie out until OP's post. i had heard of sonic 2 in passing. i dont care about either, im just surprised i didnt hear about a new harry potter movie.

Is a Harry Potter movie not supposed to be a family one too? I mean it's probably dull as fuck, but they always were.

Sonic isn’t doing as well as UNCHARTED so it’s a crapshoot right now. As of this point no movies outside of the two big ones have cracked 400 million

A movie set in the Harry Potter universe shouldn't be getting it's shit kicked in by a blue Hedgehog video game movie. The HP movies would usually make around 800mil - 1 billion dollars

That's also a huge issue. They have lost the family market. 70% of the audience was over 25

>Is a Harry Potter movie not supposed to be a family one
It is if you don't mind your kids seeing two old men talk about lusting after assholes.

>You're a beta male, Sonic!

>UNCHARTED
??

They shouldn't have fired Johnny Depp for mere allegations.
Their misandry is going to hit them back really hard.
If they don't edit amber heard out of the Aquaman movie they deserve the bankruptcy.

The fantastic beast movies have had continually diminishing returns, this has more to do with the movies being uninspired than with JK having a beef with a small subset of the population.

this, and i love sonic and jk rowling.

I know. Everything other than the films being dogshit that nobody cares about is just an excuse

Sonic is already at 235 million and it's only been in theaters since March 30 globally and around 11 days when the latest box office returns came out on Monday.

Yeah that ps4 game had a movie and I don’t think that sonic 2 has the legs to beat it’s current gross. It’s not doing that well internationally

How the fuck did I not hear Uncharted has a movie when I lurk Yea Forums and Yea Forums?
Is it any good?

Well Sonic has only been out for 2 weeks and still has places to open like Japan so we'll have to wait and see. It's going to pass Uncharted domestically very easily though

I don’t know user I don’t think sonic has the legs to make another 140 million, there’s to much shit going on in the world for people to care much more than they already did

Nah it's just a very poor mans Indiana Jones or the Mummy

I'm pretty sure it's that people don't like gays

When is it out in Japan? I don’t even see it listed on box office mojo. But I do agree that it’ll top uncharted domestically, either next weekend or the weekend after

true

Sucking dick? Did you just spoil this film? Dumbledore always seemed like an exclusive top to me

>incel loser rants about how it's everyone else that's unpopular
harsh truth is that once you get past 25 everyone with their shit together is either apolitical or has center right views, and nobody wants trannies around their kids.

Not until August. Japan is strange because they usually get movies way later than everyone else. But I think Sonic will make another 140mil worldwide because there isn't another family movie coming up. The Bad guys has been out since March in most countries. The US is getting it last and judging by it's foreign performance nobody really cares

Nah. Gellert has him by the balls, very actually literally unironically and the whole film revolves around Dumbledore trying to get out from under him.