Admit it, you'd have done exactly the same thing

what a terrible flick this was.

horseshit, I'd have tripped on the grass and fallen flat on my face.

I told you yesterday I'd have fucked up and fallen in the water like a retard

It was a hopeless situation, 1 unarmed man struggles to take down a single zombie without getting bitten, 3 were already directly between him and his wife, with an unknown number streaming up the stairs by the second

Kek

I wouldn't last a day in a zombie situation

If the zombie apocalypse were to actually happen in real life as we speak

Do you think they be fast zombies or slow zombies? Which is more likely

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He fucked up multiple times in a short window
1) He allowed them to bring that kid inside in the first place. He saw him running for his life, covered in blood, which means the infected are not far behind.
2) Once they brought him inside they carried on like normal and talked way louder than they should have knowing that the infected are near
3) Once the infected started breaking in they went upstairs where it's extremely hard to escape from rather than running to the boat

My wife would be totally helpless in a zombie apocalypse. Some women have that whole ‘mama bear’ thing going but not her. She can barely leave the house without me. There’s no way I could abandon her because I’m pretty sure it would actually give her a fatal heart attack.

The whole plotline about his wife surviving and biting him was such a cringe melodramatic shitshow.
It would be far better if his children became infected with one of the things that they had scavenged from their house

What are you talking about, we already have zombies

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it's impossible for something cold and dead to move at all, so they'd be living zombies. chances are they'd have their natural speed and strength.

Running but either way it’d be over in a weekend, everybody in US has a gun.

I love the opening of that movie. The shot of him running in the field with the zombies coming from all directions and him sprinting as hard as he can is really scary

Kid would’ve attracted them either way at that point, he wasn’t going to just leave. He’d keep screaming until they let him in unless they killed him. The simplest thing is to just not fucking sit down and eat like a fucking cow. Fucking do something, hide in the closet upstairs even, the infected dart off within seconds if they don’t detect anything in these movies, they’d run by, peak through the slots, see nothing, and keep going. Stay in the closet for like 5 days if you have to.

It's be both which is worse. Some would be fresh healthy young men who got sick and can run at your full force with all the vigour of youth. Other would be lumbering fat guys who get a hold of you in a stairwell or a hallway and you're fucked. Others would be half rotting and starving, slow and weak

Rabies 'zombies' would collapse and die of thirst in a couple of days, don't understand how anyone thinks they'd survive long enough to starve
Undead zombies wouldn't move at all because your muscles stop working after you die

>The whole plotline about his wife surviving and biting him

She didn't bite him, he kissed her. Have you even watched the movie.

You can release rigamortis manually, not so far-fetched that the reanimation process would have the same effect

How would it be worse? Irl we’d just shoot them all in a couple of week. Probably a few million people would die. If half of them can’t even run it’d be even smaller numbers, who dies to walking zombies before they’re everywhere which they never could be because every mutt would be competing to shoot the highest number of them in the shortest timeframe. Shit there’d be YouTube compilations of it by the end of the first hour.

Rigor mortis isn't the problem, it wears off by itself after a few hours, the problem is like I said that your muscles don't work at all without normal respiratory and circulatory functions, undead zombies would be like locked in syndrome vegetables

>every mutt would be competing to shoot the highest number of them in the shortest timeframe. Shit there’d be YouTube compilations of it by the end of the first hour.
youtu.be/TSnvpLuIv3g?t=35

I like how this is supposed to be biting commentary like these people aren’t supposed to enthusiastically defend their own homes

>it only takes a drop of blood and a matter of seconds to become a zombie in this universe

Biologically how does that work

Also this movie looks retarded

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Didn't she bited his lips? Anyway, Being bitten is the most iconic way of becoming a zombie, Sorry if I can't remember the exact details from a movie that I've watched two years ago.

same, I would've been like the pajeet that got really close but fucked up and rolled his ankle right before escaping

Are you trying to say zombies aren’t real?

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Depends on how you do the outbreak. If all of humanity became incapacited with fever or coma within a week, then you have a Cillian Murphy situation where you wake up dehydrated, malnourished, confused and alone, significantly hurting your chances of surviving the first 24 hours

Zombies also eat brains

>Production Welder
>Guardian reader
immersion ruined

I unironically believe if the NWO is on the verge of collapse or getting exposed they will unleash the hordes of mole people from the Democract rape mines

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Nacho brain!

I've always hated this fucking picture

Yeah, in response to
>If the zombie apocalypse were to actually happen in real life as we speak
The answer is 'it can't'

Why they let the kid in at all is baffling

should have stfu, stayed still and wait for the horde to pass

although how the rage zombies knew where the kid had gone in the first place is a bit dodgy

They were just rampaging through
Leaving kid outside would’ve just made them stay even longer, they fuck off pretty quick when they DONT see anyone. Put kid inside, don’t fucking eat dinner on the bottom fucking floor. Movie over.

What's that?

Yes
Who the fuck would die for an old hag? I'd be out building my cunny harem

>how the rage zombies knew where the kid had gone in the first place is a bit dodgy
Kid loses them and gets inside, zombies wander closer looking for him and when they hear voices inside go apeshit. Not that big a leap in logic

What is this from?

Why wait for the zombies, just do it now faggot.

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because I like my life now? you know with the lack of zombies or any other real issues

I mean, there wouldn't be anyone to go back for in the first place so...not really.

Probably

But this world and society is filled with shitskins which is enough to drive any sane man over the edge. Undeniably worse than zombies.

No?

The way things are now I can just sit at home wanking and not have to face up to or deal with many of lifes problems, can't really do that with zombie apocalpses

Sounds like youre already dead

You can make more.

thanks Dr. Phil

>But I couldn't leave my kids behind
Good thing he didn't.

>stand on the graves of a trillion souls and ask them if honor matters

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Why is this movie/scene getting posted so much recently?