Atheists literally cannot explain this

Atheists literally cannot explain this.
>uhm the bug didnt attack her because he just didnt feel like it bro

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Bugs aren't psychopaths, they only sting if they're threatened.

It was the smell of her Shampoo
They defeat all the aliens with Shampoo at the end of Evolution
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They are attacked to motion and she was completely still.

I can explain it quite easily, it’s a work of fiction. Just like your God.

holy cope

Extremely Based

Christfag on suicide watch

>submit to the scorpion and it wont sting you
just like the fake jewish god, how many thousands were murdered, excommunicated, their families starved when they refused pretend it was real

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Magic is real.

Literally everything she said, including sacrificing the child, was right

Why did not god come down to catch that bullet for he head???? CHECKMATE CHRISTKEKIS.

It's a movie

This is why christfags are retards - their belief in god completely removes their ability to see simple cause and effect. She didn't make any movement that made the insect feel threatened which is why it didn't sting her - that is pretty much how most insects operate.

would you worship her pussy and asshole all day to survive?
keep in mind there is no way to shower in there

listen, the lord works in mysterious ways. stop trying to act intellectual

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>be Stephen King
>novels are mass-produced garbage filled with driftless and morally ambiguous plots and peppered with scenes written to invoke basic instincts such as lust, shock, disgust rather than mediation on the state of the world and self-reflection
>atheists love you

ok smartass, explain rain

Why Stephen King shits so much on Christians? I never seen he do this to Jews or Muslims.

Because hes an amerifat and muslims/jews are 3% of the population. No shit people would have a grudge against christfags in the land of Mormons, Jehovah witnesses, Baptist and born again christians. The entire Christian history of america is dominated by groups that were so obnoxious that Europeans paid for them to fuck off to anywhere else. Average mutt didn't even know what a muslim was before the 9/11

I agree sir. We must call out every muslim and jew too for their phony religions. You agree don't you? :)

Christians don't cut your head off or ruin you financially if you shit on them.
It would be a shame and completely racist, sexist, bigoted, and xenohomophobic if Christians took this statement to its logical end.

If you live in America, especially in the Northeast, you encounter people like this woman all the time, so it's pretty natural to include them in stories.

Sad thing is I can't even tell if you are serious or not given the state of discussion on the boards these days

Kek. Now post some good christian writters.

>Stephen King novel
>"no self reflection or meditation on the state of the world"
Have you never read a Stephen King novel?

>Christians don't cut your head off
Yes because the crusades never happened, and early modern English history wasn’t punctuated by two denominations of Christianity perpetually burning each other at the stake, right?

To be fair, christians did that for at least 1000s of years.

Atheistchads we win again

>b-but the crusades, ok!?

holy cope

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All of them, actually.

Oh yeah, you're right. How could I have forgotten? It's a good thing Christians are now tolerant and forgiving or else they might do some really bigoted and privileged stuff today when people shit on them haha

I remember some dumb retard in some thread here saying that atheists having this image of God as some bearded man in the skies is so stupid when that's the exact image that religious people have had of God since Ancient Greece

King usually shits on Westboro Baptist Church tier fundies, not mainstream Christians.

because there's tons of evangelical muslims on the board, right?

well at least you're letting him live rent free

He was definitely a manlet so he doesn't take up too much room

You are jew worshipers and hate the white race. You deserve everything you got.

Oh my Science, THIS! So much THIS!

there's literally no evangelicals of any religion on the board, you just think they're everywhere.

>Westboro Baptist Church tier fundies
WBC was unironically right, fags doom nations.

Because he's a libtard and sexual deviant.

>hahaha look at these stupid westboro bigots!
Que, today we have rampant tranny child grooming. They were right, and you know it.

truth

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>mainstream writer shits on Cabal-funded group designed to make religious folks look bad
Shocking, just shocking.

Because that's how it was written.

que?

>prayes

It's not rain, moron. It's the tides. Tide goes in, tide goes out... you can't explain that.

>Christian fundamentalist
>arguing for human sacrifice
It’s stuff like this that makes fedoras seem like complete retards. Human sacrifice of a child no less would be seen as controversial among most pagans let alone Christians. If that retard King wanted to dunk on the Crosskeks he should have made something like that woman ordering the gays to be rounded up or something.

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reported for anti-semitism

that explains why the religion debate never happens.

Not that user but King only writes a certain flavor of "world bad" from his own personal view, I've read most of his work and you have to admit he's not very imaginative all things considered. He's the previous version of woke till broke, dude is that northeast oldschool kind of "not racist" and cannot write a story without having a magical negro of some kind or an inherently evil white person lol

>Character freezes
>Frozen food section displayed in background
What happened to subtlety?

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doesnt the presence of a trandimensional (or alien) lifeform disprove the abrahamic faith?

He's from the northeast and "conquered" bigotry in the 80's. Basically a version of the "b-but we support BLM!" old white people in those videos trying to get the crowd to stop trashing their house. Dumbfuck really does think that he's incapable of bigotry, like jesus or something. Anyone who reads even a few of his things will recognize a gross trend of pandering and anti racism on a scale never before seen. He loooooves to make super special black people with magic powers. Look at Danny Torrance, shown to be more powerful than anyone Hallahan ever met, and King uses the 2nd book to give his champ title to some Abra from some bastard child

They're demons. Next question.

Yeah but user, you're missing the point. You aren't supposed to think about her motives, you're just supposed to feel hate for the bad christcuck lady because movie said so

Christfags BTFO and SEETHING

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