Kenobi is dead
Disney once again fucked it up
Kenobi is dead
Disney once again fucked it up
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She’s gonna be a black woman too. A big nosed big jawed black women who always looks angry. You wait and see
oh a kenobi show not about kenobi? good
im all for representation but tell me why does it have to be black women. every time. im sick of seeing then. they're over represented.
>If it's white people, then it's a basic Good vs. Evil template
>If the villain is a black woman, then they need a tragic backstory which gives their actions emotional validity
She IS user
REV IT UP
>show about the only OT major character that disney hasn’t got round to fucking up
>expecting anything other than a train wreck
But I guess the retarded battered housewives that still shovel down mickey’s slop will forgive them and come back after another horrendous CGI Luke mows down some people
Another bait and switch from disney.
>As child being taken away from her family
The Jedi don't "take away" children, the parents of their own violation give them away to the Jedi. And second, the Jedi don't recruit children, they recruit force sensitives when their babies or very young toddlers to avoid attachments, this was a major plot point of TPM, did Disney even watch George's movies? There is no way this Reva character should have strong memories of her family or view her recruitment as the Jedi stealing her from her family. I bet that faggot Filoni wrote this shit.
I’m tired of looking at black women. Why can’t it be Asian, or Latina, or Arab? Those are also underrepresented minorities. They’re 10x better looking too. So what’s the deal?
Is it a psyop?
Nah mickey wanted more diversity
I bet that faggot Filoni wrote this shit.
Can't wait to see how her "sad story" make her go from keeper of the peace as a jedi to someone who join the empire because she don't want to die
No shit dude its not about Ben Kenobi no matter how much you want to believe it.
This is who it really about.
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Holy fuck stop shivering Strong indepadant wameh in shows list this
its even worse because kenobi should have learned some lessons from fucking up with anikan.
its like indiginous schools stealing doctors and engineers from their parents and forcing them into schools to learn to read and write like monsters. i love how the noble and symbol of good jedi is subverted into an evil child abducting take on government and evil white colonoialism. subverts my expectations.
Hey? Hey, Disney? I don't give a fuck
Look who just started paying attention
When you complain like that, it creates free marketing.
>Look how outraged these sexist incels are that the show isn't all white!
Additionally, it pushes a divide. Casting attractive people, black or whatever minority, would make audiences too ambivalent and the only opposition would be the minority of hardcore racists. But casting ugly minorities means that a certain amount of the potential audience will be upset. This reaffirms the above in the form of free advertising.
But this also creates a divide, and quite an angry one at that. People get emotional when they're split like that and people spend more money when they're emotional. Plus it means that they're concerned with non-issues like this instead of things like the growing wealth divide and the trillions being given to the banks without any oversight.
>tldr; it means that you won't just move on and not watch it, you'll get angry and talk about it and it will distract you from other things
>their own violation
Kek based retard
Traviss, pls go
Asians and Latinxs are shoved in your face all the time. It's a stinky if they're not going to be hidden under alien makeup they should die IRL at this point
YASSS KWEEEN So brave, so POWERFUL! Patriarchy BTFO! Health at every size! #feminism
Obi-Wan was literally the only OT character that Disney hadn't touched.
Luke: Made into a massive milk drinking faggot who got all his students killed, ran from the first order, and tried to kill his scared nephew
Leia and Han: They got divorced and their kid turned into a school shooter. Both die bitch deaths. Han gets an extremely shitty spin off film
Chewy: Becomes Poe and Finn's slave
C3PO and R2D2: Turned into geriatics
Yoda: Made into a dick who hates Luke and who destroys all the ancient Jedi texts
Lando: Played by some mumble rapper
Sheev: Comes back with the most retarded plan and gets instantly btfo by Rey
All they had to do was leave Obi Wan alone. Couldn't they just us have him?
>disney
>not milking anything they can
Nothing is safe from Mickey's bad touch.
They also fucked up Darth Vader. Kylo somehow became a diehard fanboy of his Sith Lord persona despite him turning back to the light side before his death.
>not allowed to have hot busty arab bimbos on TV for propaganda reasons
>only allowed if you're making an Egyptian movie
Truley the partitions taste is spoiled by troons and a-cup pancake titted blue haird Twitter cunts and old ladies past their prime who seeth at the mere sight of beautiful women
Of course she will act le evil until redemption arc and gets immediately killed by Vader
Haven't we already done this?
nah man shes first evil then sees obi then decides to help him and in the end "was a true jedi after all" vader kills her the end
>she
>her
But not before she overpowers Vader with the force while screaming
Black women are at the very top of the progressive stack. Only trannies can challenge them, and both groups have strong social media influence
>Another villain dejects from the empire and becomes the good goi story
>but but but there's backstory this time
It's all so tiresome
The true redemption arch is the friends we made along the way
>Make show called Kenobi
>Ostensibly about Kenobi
>Actually about pushing a yass queen badass Sith who beats Kenobi but then turns to the light side and becomes a better Jedi than Kenboi and then gets her own series
So how far into the show does she turn good?
It was pretty obvious she would switch sides, save Kenobis ass multiple times using her superior intellect and strength.
>the REAL evil was misogyny all along!
You just know the first thing the Lucasfilm story group said when they sat down with the idea for this show was "how do we fit a strong black woman in there?"
We had cute chubby Asian in Star Wars but you spergs treated her like shit.
Shold have switched actresses with the one playing her sister
Nah she’s cuter. They just made her look like shit in the movie for some reason.
>cute
No, she isn't. Especially with the yeeyee ass haircut they gave her looking like a fish was eating her head
>chubby
No she's fat
Sister was hotter, the director just wanted to put someone that looks like his middle school crush into the movie and he had bad taste in pretty much everything
>First episode is about Kenobi watching over Luke for nostalgiabait
>Second episode is Kenobi getting found by Reva, they fight, she beats him, Kenobi runs away
>Reva reports back to the Inquisitors who tell her "YOU WILL NEVER BE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN YOU SILLY GIRL, YOU LET KENOBI GET AWAY! YOU ARE WEAK!"
>Third episode is Reva's backstory with flashbacks about how ACKHYUALLY THE JEDI ARE THE REAL EVIL ONES WHO STEAL KIDS AND TRAIN THEM TO BE SOLDIERS!!! THE JEDI AND SITH ARENT SO DIFFERENT HUH??? WE ARE SO VERY SMART WE DESERVE ALL THE WRITING AWARDS FOR SUCH DEEP THINKING
>Rest of the series is about Kenobi passing the torch to Reva who is smarter and better and faster and stronger than him in every conceivable way because she is a black queen and is the TRUE face and future of the Force
>Reva gets more screentime than Kenobi
>We never learn anything more about Kenobi than we already do now
Oppression olympics. It can't be an Indian man, even though they're very underrepresented, because Indian men tend to be successful in the states.
"Black woman" is shorthand for "look how inclusive we are", every single time
Fallen Order already did it, and did it better.
nah son that's not GREY MORALITY enough for the present year, it's all about GREY MORALITY now
This is why kk stopped production at the last minute to write in shit like this.
Only if she was in the Kenobi show and Cal Kestis got the negress (He has cute Nightsister gf so it can be compensated)
this and liberal white women have fetish for black women since that's where they get almost the entirety of their culture from. But more importantly, white women have a fetish for themselves and nothing makes them feel better than giving treats to their lapdogs
>Expecting Yidney and Kuntleen Kennedy to get Kenobi right
lmao
It's a Jewish war against beauty. There's also a Jewish war against masculinity.
>Show is literally called Kenobi
>make it about some random chick
Disney being Disney. Nothing to see here.
>black woman
>humanity
Oh I get it, it's fiction.
the fact that you have to ask means we're putting 5x more black womxn into your movies
Even when they have something that you could easily just make into something that can satisfy fans and be half decent with zero effort they just can't help themselves. The company is just abysmally run.
>the Grand Inquisitor belittling her along with her abilities and potential
This dude's gonna be so fucking white, middle aged and male he's gonna answer the comms with "yellow".
>checked
Honestly anyone should have called the the moment the trailer dropped. I know as soon as she appeared on screen. "Oh this show is actually about her."
>Lando: Played by some mumble rapper
They also got 82 year old Billy Dee out of his crypt to play him in Episode 9 - that was even more depressing than Donglover playing him in that shitty spin-off imo.
>Digis so close to greatness...
Lucas needs to buy back the IP.
america is literally, LITERALLY a failed science experiment for racial integration from world elites. they know they have failed and now must convince everyone that the world will still be fine after the world earth turns into brazil.
>they know they have failed
Nah, they achieved exactly what they set out to do.
based Disney
fuck Star Wars
This is the MO for sequels/remakes/etc. these days. It happens over and over and over again.
Take a character people like, then assassinate their character and turn them into someone else entirely so nobody likes them, then have the young strong independent woman who is naturally better than them at everything usurp them.
It's your fault for working hard pajeets, you need to be a total lazy yet predatory evil piece of shit for commies in entertainment media to care about you
Anyone who ever had hope for this series is stupid. There is no other explantation. It's like if a shop sells pies full of sheep shit, and you've already been fooled into eating three of them. Now you're going back for a fourth, expecting some filling other than sheep shit. Pure stupidity.
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