See this watch? This watch is worth more than your car

For 300 bucks you could just get a cool watch that's also not a fake instead.

See my daughter? She's a greedy little pig!

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*snatches watch*
*punctures your lung with a screwdriver*
Reparations, white boy

You know expensive watches appreciate value more than cars, right?
Oof.

rolex is an investment nowdays

No shit. But Rolex is for people with some wealth and no taste. Patek Phillipe is for wealthy people with taste.

You can get roughly five cars for the price of the cheapest available rolex

>see this gun?

I literally have a watch worth more than my car, got it for my 18th birthday. Mom's Jewish and believes jewelry is an investment or at least something that'll help you in times of need, other than looking nice.

>Puts on watch
>You see my watch?

>Mom's Jewish
That means you are too, kike.

Patek bros rise up

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Depends, blinged out Rolexes are generally worth less than they would be without the shitty diamonds, a lot of models are just hyped and will lose value down the line as enthusiasts hate them.

got my foreskin so as I always say, it's debatable

Fuck off oven dodger

Patek is for rappers, Rolex will forever be an icon.

The truly rich don't care about what they wear.

kek b-but its a certain brand of shiny thing! you have to respect my shiny thing! i-its shiny a-and it tells the time too

Like what a Casio? Lmao

>Patek is for rappers
since when? They've always been gold rolex aficionados.

>See this pistol? This pistol has more lead than Flint’s water supply

You think your foreskin will save you? The nose knows

Cool. Only women buy jewelry.

Zoomer rappers are more into pateks. Roles were a boomer rapper thing

Wrong on all counts. Wealthy men like wearing jewelry as much as women do, it's a way to flaunt ones wealth

I've never understood these hyper-man business movies where they turn into basic bitches.

Not for me, jewboy....

>Zoomer rappers are more into pateks.
I wasn't aware, I don't know anything about Zoomers. I assume they latched onto them because they're more expensive without any consideration for which one generally looks better.

Dude, a $250 Seiko would be worth more then my car lol what's your crypto wallet like?

Only some of the models appreciate in value, and that's only if you're keeping them in great condition and not wearing them a lot, in which case there's far better things to invest that money

Any vintage Casio is a million times more tasteful than a fake Rolex, ask any watch guy, those dudes adore them, even g-shocks.
And even setting aside quartz watches you can get an automatic Seiko for under 300.

Plot idea: A group of 80's business men get revived thru maguffins and have to contend with a modern economy

Since the 2000s, every cloud-rapper has an Instagram for posing with 500k pateks.

>even g-shocks.
no way i cringe remembering i used to wear mine

I've still got my casio calculator watch in storage somewhere from the 90's

Good idea

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Futurama already did that.

Rolex is the Ferrari of the watch world, everybody knows them, but not anybody can buy them even if you have the money, so they moved to Patek/AP/Lamborghini because there's no waiting lists and vetting for them.

When Glengarry Glen Ross was made some literal who 40s Rolex was massively hyped up thanks to Japanese collectors. It was a $50k watch when a Paul Newman Daytona or GMT Master were worth nothing.
That 40s watch is now worth something like $5k, I hope the same thing happens to fags creaming over their Hulks and Root Beers

If you look like that.

>Get dressed Babe, we're going to La Fanache tonight and I need you looking good for the meeting
>I just ordered Uber Eats and we're just going to Zoom the meeting because of covid
>Uber what and Zoom covid?

no they didn't. I'm talking R18 serious big tits and femboys

Thoughts on my watch?

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Yeah, soul.

post tits please you milf

Noone in the watch business will ever say anything bad about g-shocks, they are indestructable and a 90s fashion-icon.

Pateks cost much, much more money.

>See this gun prop? It's worth more than your life.

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Cunny?

Should've splurged for the World Time.

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???
My sister's Rolex was $6,000.

80s as fuck, Marty McFly had one.

I need a ride bro.
Do you, perchance, Drive?

shit maybe I should ask dad if mine is still around at home. are there buyers for those?

>Immediately resorts to legalistic hairsplitting
Yeah

Casio actually makes some pretty nice analog watches at that price point.

t. have multiple luxury watch homages from Aliexpress

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yes I stole it from him, pushed him back and he hit his head on a desk then started shaking so I left

>food delivery didn't exist until (year you became a social reject)

They aren't worth much no, just cool watches.

officially i were baptized in a catholic church but i don't remember last time in a temple of own volition other than marriages, mitzvahs, first communions or funerals so whatever. i do recognize ive been conditioned to moneyscheme though lol.
back to watches, i remembered i once found a roland garros limited edition 2014 watch in bushes it's quite nice wore it for some time.

>Mom's jewish
serious cope here

Who was in the wrong here?

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