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Haven't been this excited in a long time, seems zero woke bullshit. 100% attention to detail and authenticity to real history. Ontop of incredible shots and DP. Who seeing thursday?
Haven't been this excited in a long time, seems zero woke bullshit...
Brayden Thompson
Parker Young
Noone, it flopped
Get chud got broke
Ayden Collins
Yeah, this movie actually looks pretty good. No forced political statements or franchise shittery, just a serious historical drama. Guess that means I will have to relentlessly hate it to align with my contrarianism
Wyatt Morgan
I love how the director sounds like a woke faggot but at the same time he tries to avoid wokeness in his movies. Is he playing 4D chess? Appear woke to to woke crowd but avoid putting any wokeness in his movies?
Luis Ward
Fuck off shill, not watching this trash.
Oliver Powell
Landon Gutierrez
>sounds like a woke faggot
He really doesn't. In all his interviews he says he doesn't write his scripts thinking about modern politics. Afterwards he realizes that they can be interpreted that way.
Matthew Rivera
Im open to the idea that he does, but i've literally never heard him talk about anything woke or remotely close, just the material and film
Juan Cooper
Daily reminder the Northman's viral marketers on Yea Forums are in a PANIC. The film scored under 65 in test screenings which means the word of mouth won't be enough to carry the box office because most people want diversity in their films.
Chuds have been organizing and working with the studio to help the viral marketers shill this piece of shit meme film.
That's not even mentioning the director's message is anti-chud and against toxic masculinity which is beyond any chud's understanding
>RE: And then with this movie, I wasn’t like, “Now I’m going to write a movie about toxic masculinity.” But as I’ve said may times, nothing good happens when two men are trapped in a giant phallus. So obviously that’s what’s going to happen in [the lighthouse].
>AVC: It does seem very inevitable between them. So, you didn’t sit down and go, “I’m going to write a movie about toxic masculinity.” But at what point did you start to recognize that that’s what the story is about in some ways?
>RE: When my brother and I got all the way through [the script] the first time, we were like, “Yeah, that’s what’s going on.”
film.avclub.com
The marketers are SO desperate they are now recruiting Alfonso Cuaron to put out articles for the movie.
>directors close buddy sees movie
>"Hey alfonso, we're struggling with the test scores on our movie. we're under 65 which means bad word of mouth. I dont know what to do."
>next day
>DIRECTOR'S FRIEND: "MY BUDDIES MOVIE IS FUCKING AMAZING!"
It will be interesting to see what Eggers viral marketing team and their pack of chud jannies try next with their guaranteed meme trash flop.
Joshua Martin
Don't bother watching, it's garbage. The mother is revealed to be the mastermind behind killing his father because of some retarded slavery bullshit and he ends up killing his mother then dying himself while killing his uncle. 0/10 cuck fantasy with no happy ending.