Boob humor

Attached: 1018271901011.webm (640x1138, 1.44M)

Based Jim

Attached: 14547147.gif (400x217, 1.4M)

boobas

does this count?

Attached: 1605159202726.webm (720x1280, 2.63M)

Attached: 1615858949303.webm (960x540, 1.95M)

He apparently cried afterward or something, even though the actress was fine with it.

god jim is such a drama queen fag.

I've never touched breasts let alone big ones.

no

iljin...

What is this from?

> pee wee herman
> pedophile
HAHAHAHAHA

fucking whore

Imagine being a woman and having big boobs naturally, without having gotten pregnant. You have to live your life with these massive flopping bags of fat in front of you that provide no biological purpose other than sex appeal. Every day the back pain, uncomfortable sweating and difficulty with finding fitting clothes that don't make you look like a slut all serve to remind you that your body naturally localized 30% of the fat in your body into your big boobs for the purpose of arousing men. You've been sexually objectified by nature. Sure that's great and all if you like identifying as a bombshell, but I feel for the people that want to be seen as something besides a fertility idol.
I knew a girl in highschool who was skinny and petite but had massive DDs. She was also asian. She was intellectual and an artist, and went to a good college. She was active in the community and worked with many charities. I also noticed that she did everything she could to hide those big breasts. Large, baggy clothes, always wearing big shirts when going for swims. Only dated one person throughout highschool, a boy two years younger than her who I think was gay. I only saw her cleavage once, when we all dressed formal for graduation rehearsal. I still remember seeing them jiggle.
Naturally, I had a huge crush on her. She looked like my favorite asian big titty pornstars like shiori tsukada, but skinny too. I would talk about her huge breasts with my friends, I sure as hell wasn't alone. I remember making a promise with one that if either of us got nudes from her, we would share them.
All in all, I fucking wish I got a chance to see those big tits. But I also see the internal conflicts she experienced because of her bahama mamas. She didn't choose to be born with heaving hogans. I follow her insta, and who knows maybe one day she'll release her beautiful boobies. It'd make the memory of my 16 year old self very happy.

Attached: one-piece-live-action.jpg (620x420, 142.61K)

I know you are but what am I

Attached: PeeWee.png (822x586, 724.8K)

>cried
The milk was THAT good

>that provide no biological purpose other than sex appeal
I wish I had petty fucking problems like "finding clothes" and "back pain" in exchange for a golden fucking card in early life.
You are overblowing the """"""""problems"""""""""" while overlooking the obvious fucking benefits of it, because of course you would.
As fucking social animals, that live in social-centric society, "Having a magnet for social interaction" is pretty fucking big compared with "huh back pain and hu clothes"

Star Trek: Picard has some top tier booba on full display lately.

Attached: 07picard-recap-articleLarge.jpg (600x400, 26.28K)

Based story user

YWNBAW

Big tits aren't going to make you social bonds. they're just going to make people want to fuck you. I don't know if you've heard, but being a prostitute isn't particularly admired. Or imagine wanting to be well respected for your work in some field, but never being sure if you're being hired because of your skill, or because your boss likes your tits.
Seeing tits as great because it gets you sex just tells me you don't know how to get sex bro. YWNGL

Attached: LittleFaceModern.jpg (220x211, 19.18K)

Attached: 1647558443155.webm (640x758, 856.76K)

I'm sure you're convincing some girl to chop her tits off with this TL;DR

>Big tits aren't going to make you social bonds.
>they're just going to make people want to fuck you.

That's the same thing for women.

Kind of a fag level of empathy lol women like this are given power from the gods. The world is their oyster and they can do fucking anything. Men will literally die for them and give them everything they have.

Most of them are just stupid and don’t know what power they have.

For a man to have a similar amount of social power you need to be a CEO or get yourself into some high position. Just think about that.

Attached: 1647076935776.webm (962x798, 1.6M)

Attached: 1646528322503.webm (1200x674, 1.92M)

yes

Attached: 1637373457828.webm (720x480, 2.77M)

Attached: 1636853800274.webm (576x1024, 536.69K)

I would fuck and suck the shit out of salma's tits.
goddamn

Lmao only a woman would give a shit about making a distinction between looks and skills like that.

If I got a good job because I’m handsome I would happily embrace that I am handsome and dont need to have the best skills because of it or whatever. That shit wouldn’t trouble me for a second.

Attached: 1631684480283.webm (360x480, 1.26M)

That's funny you said that on a literal OP example thread of why having big tits in exchange for "not finding clothes" is a good thing.
It's like having a big dick
>Uh but the speedos are too tight and I can't find condoms that fit!
Or having full hair
>Uhh but I have to constantly pay for getting it neat, it just keep growing!
You are a fucking mentally ill retard that will find petty shit excuses for anything, instead of admitting that there are net positives in life that you can get on the gene roll.

Is choccy milk good for you?

Well yes, but imagine being a woman and wanting to be more than what you describe, more than a sex object. Imagine wanting respect.
>For a man to have a similar amount of social power you need to be a CEO or get yourself into some high position. Just think about that.
I don't equate being someone's trophy wife or sugar baby with real power. It just seems like ownership, the same as owning a dog. Sure you're given money and food and housing, but what is your life, ultimately?
>If I got a good job because I’m handsome I would happily embrace that I am handsome and dont need to have the best skills because of it or whatever. That shit wouldn’t trouble me for a second.
Pathetic.

Attached: 1628601792155.webm (1920x1080, 1.81M)

Only one way to find out.

Attached: 1626903328824.webm (500x850, 2.33M)

not again bros...

Attached: oil driller.jpg (518x803, 94.38K)

Attached: 1625134996848.webm (1600x900, 2.85M)

Jfc an actual woman posting on here. How fucking fat are you and why haven’t you shown us your tits yet? Present them to us or get the fuck out slut

If you don't see the potential complications from carrying 30 pounds on your chest at all times, I can't help you bro. Don't waste your time calling me a retard, just spend the two seconds looking this up on google.

It's such a God damn shame most women don't have nice, big tits. They're not very common. Most women are either small or they have shitty flappy tits. I wish I had the chance to grab and fuck some nice fat milkers but I never seem to land a girl with them. Maybe in the next life.

Attached: 1640673686316.webm (568x320, 332.37K)

Kino.

Attached: 1622365881651.webm (1188x1080, 2.88M)

Attached: 1619385472105.webm (580x720, 144.75K)

you are a complete moron, all women including ugly chestlets use sex for networking. a woman complaining about men not noticing her beyond her tits is just her solipsism deluding her into thinking the whole world revolves around her. you complaining on her behalf is just disgraceful simping, you belong in a mental asylum.

Attached: 1648863861129.webm (1280x720, 395.82K)

>Well yes, but imagine being a woman and wanting to be more than what you describe
Trick question, if I were a woman I wouldn't want that.

God you are so angry. Don't like having your worldview challenged huh? Going to shout down everything and everyone in your life that could prove that you're wrong about something?
I'm not a woman or fat, but sometimes I think it'd be fun to be a sexy big boobed big assed woman for a day and spend it masturbating a taking sexy pictures. Just a day or two though, I like my man body.

sauce?

>just google the problems they have ok
I rather google massive tities get fuckd
Fuck you

Attached: 1617329861304.webm (1920x1080, 2.86M)

>tfw you see their flat asses

Attached: 1594071551715.png (798x644, 145K)

Attached: 1615874673370.webm (250x444, 670.2K)

Attached: 1615067683388.webm (1020x1066, 323.63K)

Attached: 1616751813816.webm (1000x800, 2.88M)

Their what?

If you were a woman you would like to be a sex object sugar baby? Hey, you don't need to be a woman to do that.

Attached: 1643066385547.webm (720x1280, 3M)

Attached: 1613283186944.webm (720x720, 2.95M)

>166757758
I love boob humor

big tits were made for motion pictures just as motion pictures were made for big tits. basically what im saying is that big booba are kino. im crazy for booba.

Attached: beard-burning-beard-man.gif (120x90, 155.77K)

Melanin rich post from a melanin rich poster.

Attached: 1603732801273.webm (1280x692, 2.83M)

This was a good read

hot

Attached: 1596929687950.webm (1276x720, 1.2M)

seethe more you baboon assed jungle coon

So does she have any leaks or anything? That would be … greatly appreciated …

Attached: A14B21E6-D130-43E9-BB86-B0AD20EEB778.gif (267x200, 904.87K)

No you have an extremely faggoted view on women and the power dynamics between men and women and life in general. I can already tell by how you talk addressing everything will do no good.

Objectively if you make a distinction between your looks and your skills and feel bad about getting something because you got from your looks and not your skills then you have a child's mentality. A logical mentality would be one where you don’t worry about self doubting bullshit and do everything you can to get what you want in life, exploiting whatever advantage is available to you.

You think women with big tits can only be sugar babies or work at hooters? No nigger they can do anything. Their body is the equivalent of having god tier charisma or being filthy rich. It is powerful. It can open doors and it is a safety net so that they can always take any risks they want and the worst case scenario is they marry a rich guy. The world is open wide for them. That doesn’t make me mad btw. Complaining about it does though.

Why do I want to kill myself and feel guilty and depressed everytime I coom to big booba?