He's gonna take you back to the past
To play the shitty games that suck ass
He'd rather have
A buffalo
Take a diarrhea dump in his ear
He'd rather eat
The rotten asshole
Of a roadkill skunk and down it with beer
He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard
He's the Angry Nintendo Nerd
He's the Angry Atari Sega Nerd
He's the Angry
Video Game
Nerd
He's gonna take you back to the past
Jackson Harris
Josiah Allen
When did the AVGN videos stop being good?
Wyatt Rivera
Unironically lost their SOVL when he moved to Philly
Elijah Peterson
He was never funny
Jason Watson
Charles Lopez
Which one has made more of an impact?
Gabriel Jones
Plinkett Reviews was the only good thing about RLM and that was over 10 years ago.
Gavin Barnes
James is so fucking lame.
Isaac Morales
Could he have been saved if he shaved his head, started working out, and then made pornos of himself fucking trannies like that guy Christian.
Jayden White
James hands down. He looks miserable now but AVGN was one of the pioneers of angry reviewers doing skits. There are a lot of modern youtubers who started out in part because of the angry nerd. Plinkett's dubious claim to fame is having inspired one of the worst movies in cinema history. I don't understand why he went so easy on the new SW movies. He even liked TFA.
Dylan Cooper
Jackson Bennett
Take a wild guess
Isaiah Russell
Around Toxic Crusaders. The first 100 episodes are basically one long high-quality run.
Noah Torres
The photo that saved Yea Forums.
Liam Bailey
HED RATHER EAT THE CUM FILLED ASSHOLE
OF HIS WHORE WIFE AND DOWN IT WITH SODA
Colton Young
Henry Clark
Is the shrek video the worst?
Gavin Cox
All-time worst episode is the Sega Menacer one. It could have been a really kino Sega Accessories review but it was basically just shit getting broken for 15 minutes.
Jaxon Jones
That episode has grown on me. For me, the worst episode is Ecco the Dolphin for that disgusting and needlessly cruel ending. Shitting on games and bugs bunny is funny. Shitting in a dolphins blow hole to the point it vomits shit is sadistic.
Camden Nelson
That was the review that broke James and when he called out his fan base for being stupid they didn't "get" his "hilarious" slap stick comedy. The Sega Game Gear Hotel video was even worse than that though.
Jack Hughes
That wig scene is Elmo in Grouchland tier
Robert Brown
Season 8, around the time the movie came out. There are a few good episodes after that, but it's no longer consistently good.
Isaiah Wilson
Anthony Campbell
seconding this, I don't mind that episode in particular but everything done after that seems to slowly slide to shit.
Nicholas Cook
Mike is such a fucking weirdo sperg. How is he friends with someone like James?
Ethan Nguyen
Jackson Mitchell
wait, actually he's right. Didn't realize Toxic Crusaders was in season 7.
Jack Stewart
Why is he like this?
Grayson Phillips
Logan Adams
What about Surfin Nerd? I think that takes the cringe crown for AVGN. It's only half as bad as Rex Viper Live though.
Levi Cooper
Never watched him. Why should i?
Jack James
>The REAL Angry Video Game Nerd
It's not actually funny... It's concerning.
William Brown
I want James Rolfe to suffer.
Aaron Evans
2011
Jayden Perez
Checked.
Blake Perry
why?
Nicholas Brown
He's Married with Children. He already is suffering.
Levi Turner
Adam Cox
James was so full of life and passion in the mid-00s. But nowadays he is like a dimwitted, lobotomized zombie. Wtf happened to him? I didn't watch for a few years and I just started watching the podcast, he is a fucking lame retard.
Tyler Sanchez
Basically as bad but at least there was effort for that stupid joke. The wig thing just feels like some kid who just got a camera trying to make a funny video
Leo Mitchell
people will say sodanbrain, but it's truly fluoridebrain
Nolan Taylor
Mike:
>Made a unique and respected brand that many have tried to imitate and failed
>gets lots of attention and praise from Hollywood and industry insiders
>is still one of the most well known channels and gets namedropped by everyone
James:
>Made a juvenile brand with immature content that was easily ripped off and improved on
>if any gaming industry people know him it's as a joke or just to blow off steam, they aren't begging on twitter to come on Cinemassacre
>most former fans are embarrassed they ever liked him
Adam Hall
People get dumber and less able to react cleverly and thoughtfully as they age. It'll happen to you too.
Cooper Johnson
You:
>
>
>death
Carter Foster
He seems like he's on some kind of anti-depressants that lobo'd him just like Spoony.
Nicholas Martinez
He got married
Blake Russell
I miss when the internet was fun
Camden Carter
This but unironically, he got married and then bought into the covid hype and isolated himself for 2 years. And then his whole family caught it anyway. Fucking idiot.
Isaac Morris
>alphaomegasin in the background
cool dude
Austin Wood
Y E A R O F T H E 'T A N G!
Jose Ortiz
He never even tried Pepsi until he was 40
Levi Brooks
You just know he and his wife are obsessed with following the Covid mandates to a T. "Because of Covid, all shows have been cancelled! Mmm hmm.. Yep."
Asher Allen
Yet he was in a Pepsi ad...
David Wood
Gavin Long
Your 'internet friend' doesn't belong here.
It doesn't even belong on Yea Forums.
/eceleb/ when? We could stand to drop some zoomers.
Parker Bailey
Just start spamming your CP or monkey torture if you're that assblasted, noncegroid.
Jeremiah Howard
Growing up you had your Coke houses and your Pepsi houses.
Owen Peterson
AVGN pioneered the first wave of internet reviewers, resulting in every Channel Awesome creator. RLM pioneered the second wave, leading to the long-form video essay format.
Dominic Butler
need Erin pawg gf
Andrew Green
Because the entire Angry Nintendo Nerd character was created as a parody of Mike, but he isn't self aware enough to understand that. It's why Mike himself isn't in the movie; the Nerd has always been Mike.
Sebastian Garcia
>films introduction in the morning
>next scene is in the middle of the night with the curtains drawn
Kino
Henry Cruz
If someone told him this, do you think he'd be shocked that he was living a lie the whole time and that his fame was just that he was someone else the entire time.
Ayden Miller
Mike isn't in the movie because he read the script and knew it would turn out a dumpster fire. He found a nice way to turn down the role and that's how we ended up with Cooper.