"Dave please, you're supposed to be a Destroyer"

He's mad they didn't do anything with his character and knows they can't replace him until after guardians 3. Why would he try?

they all look out of shape/flabby as fuck, even the fucking CGI raccoon

Thanos is dead, no more motivation

It's cameos, none of them bothered to go on a diet yet

>All
>Only Dave is a fat fuck with his beer gut sticking out past his ham tits
Nice try tard

He's destroying the cakes and Twinkies.

Mantis is noticeably chubbier
Nebula is less skinny, but what's worse is the bad baldcap

Aren't they supposed to get in shape for the role?

Lol no she literally isn't you retard and nebulas bald cap has looked like shit since gotg2

kek good one

not when they are onscreen for 5min

Age. The dude is 53 years old and no longer taking roids to keep his form.

SNAX

>Here are your Guardians, bro

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the bug bitch looks like your typical asian college girl

It's called roid gut.

Mantis gaining weight in all the right places

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Drax the pie destoryer

>no longer takeing roids at 53
hes been a roider for like 30 years he cant come off ever maybe he lowerd his dose but hes on test for the rest of his life

Those flip genes were bound to attack at some point

No he's not, what happened to Triple H scared the shit out of him.

IMAGINE MANUEL FUCKING POM IN THE ASS

>Drax the Donut Destroyer

>groot still a teenager
lame

What happened with star lord? I saw a headline that apparently everyone's making fun of him.

Fully covered women in the MCU because you know the agenda? women can't be sexy because of the agenda they have to look androgynous to please Disney's tranny agenda

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The actor who plays him is a straight white christian male and this casuses peope to lose their fucking shit

I dunno... the scene with the gay joke in the trailer was pretty cringe. Maybe that

Isn't that the joke? Casting an Asian girl as a bug?

He also says a lot of retarded shit though.

What, saying that Mario was no longer Italian and that he was 'normal' now offended some people? Who could've known!

I mean, he was pretty vocal that he wanted this to be his last one back when Endgame came out. He knows he's getting old and fat and can't be out there with his shirt off any more and said as much to people asking him to keep playing Drax. I expect he'll get killed off in Guardians 3.

Destroyer of Buffets

>estrogen bloat

>looks like a case of the 'notgays'
except Star Lord clearly loves Drax, Rocket and Groot but Thor is still just a new friend

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He also dumped his funny wife who loved him when he was a fat nobody the minute he became a movie star

Dude sucks for multiple reasons, people just realized enough of them recently to start giving him shit for it

Yeah, but if they could give Portman fake or CGI muscles, why not him?

They already had two time jumps.

what the fuck is this meme?

Not really. She cheated on him. That's why he dumped her

>He also dumped his funny wife who loved him when he was a fat nobody the minute he became a movie star
For me it's this plus claiming to be a goodboy God-loving/God-fearing christian, something about shameless people really bothers me

he shouldve just done fast n furious

She actually buffed up, it's funny how bulky awkward it made her look

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She doesn't seem to blame him, so I'd imagine there's more to it than that.

'es drax da norf lad now

Nebula still looks fine as ever

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Batista is on test, test alone is fine, it's when you mix in the HGH, tren, dbol and all the other shit that things go wrong long term. The reason user said that he's on for life is that if you're on test long enough your natural testosterone production cuts off. You need to stay on test for life or you become a hormonal fucked up wreck with actual womanly tits. It's easily prescribed by a doctor though so not a huge issue to keep taking your prescribed meds.

He has a few sus photos, he looks gay but so what.

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If you slather a chick like Karen Gillan with makeup, she's still got Karen Gillan's facial structure.
But you'd rather fuck her from Jumanji. Admit it.

sus is a bit of an understatement, don't you think?

half these dudes were snapped for the previous 5 years and somehow gained weight

What business is it of yours how he looks... Friendo?

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She was hot in that but nah blue alien Karen Gillan is better.

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I hope you meat the space demon creature of your dreams someday, user.

why didn't they give him a shirt or something

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That's going to be the lampshade isn't it
>well when you've been snapped into nothing for 5 years you really appreciate good food haha

>The Marvel phase 2 main villain is starting to make his presence known

based

lol he's actually in DC shit

Ironically Thor does the reverse and loses weight from his snap-survival weight gain.