Hmm, I could do him... but maybe he's a really creepy dude

>hmm, I could do him... but maybe he's a really creepy dude.

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She only called him creepy after he rejected her. Women are just retarded faggots

she's the one who hesitated.

A word of wisdom to all the incels: if you ever find yourself in a situation where a beautiful girl who seems way out of your league displays the kind of desperation Wilde does in this scene, please take a pass. It will probably be the most difficult decision you'll ever make in your life, but it'll be for the best. Trust me.

what the fuck was her problem?

this bitch was crazy, you could just tell

In my entire life there have only been two instances of a girl either flirting with me or showing actual interest

That was many many years ago

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>follow my advice only if you're a total fucking pussy

I can't even imagine a possible scenario where I would be talking to a girl in a social/romantic setting, so there's no worry for me.

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Sammy once said something like

>Imagine going to a car dealership and seeing a new sports car. They tell you that it's FREE. But then they tell you that a dozen different people have test driven it and returned it even though it's completely free. Would you take it home? No, you would realize that it must be fucked up.

It's the best metaphor for really hot single women I've ever heard

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>you're not gonna fuck me and not call after all those other guys right?
what made her think this was a good quesiton on a first date. Bitch it's not my fault you put out so easily.
just lie, hit it and dump it.

what did she mean by this?

What I don't realize is how can anyone not follow this advice. It's really simple and very rational, unless you're a Chad pussy does not serve itself on a silver platter.

>taking advice from a bloated schizo

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I've come to realize that my life as a neet has irreversibly ruined any chance I have at having a true social life to even meet girls

I was never truly socialized into le tribe

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>that's right I'll marry that deranged lunatic, that'll show SAM HYDE!

lol

Think about it. Why would a stunningly beautiful girl be so desperate to snag a guy? Answer: no one stays with them for very long because they're out of their minds.

If this hypothetical girl is as insane as the girl I was with (who coincidentally looks very similar to Wilde) you'd eventually long for the days when all your free time was spent shitposting on Yea Forums.

Females (and everything they have to offer) are highly overrated.

That's always good advice regardless of who says it. A woman with a lot of exes is either a psychopath or a worthless pushover

So you dated a girl with BPD and her little tricks actually got to you haha what a rube

yes, that's precisely what happened, stfu

>beautiful
yea she's got a man's head
you sound like a gaybo too

both men and women have more partners now than people in the past, getting experience in romance and sex is essential nowadays. you need to learn how to play the game, relationships in your teens and 20s can fail for any number of reasons, I'm not even 30 yet and had more than a dozen girlfriends, I woudnt consider myself a psychopath and neither are women I meet with a similar bodycount

If you don't mind their weekly outburts and infidelity BPD girls are great to have around as fuckmeat while you search around for a nice modest mentally-stable girl that you can build a relationship with

>not thinking Olivia Wilde is beautiful
Speaking of gaybos

I am 32 and never dated or had sexerino. KEK.

Ok

>anons itt srsly concerned about the "downsides" of having incredible sex with a hot woman out of their league, because she might be le bipolar
kek. Just bang them and leave them, unless they come back for more banging, but then just keep banging them and never buy into their insanity.
It's great. I did it, and I still sometimes fap to those incredible bang sessions. Sure when she inevitably got crazy it was uncool, but so what? Split on that crazy bitch. The when she texts you to come bang her a few months later do it and leave again.

she wants a WMD

The guys crying about it ITT are the type that actually fall in love with these crazy sluts and are devastated when things go inevitably wrong.

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>If you don't mind their weekly outburts
I do mind that

I also mind it when they spread vicious rumors about me whenever they get the slightest inclination that I'm not interested anymore (which is pretty much all the time due to the pathological insecurities they suffer from). I also mind it when they hold shotguns to me. I also mind it when they never leave me alone despite saying they're through with me.

Not the slightest bit worth it, bros.

What a rube

Cool fantasy, but that's probably not how it would go with a girl who actually suffers from BPD

This question was a test. All questions from women are tests. When she asked him that, he could have said a number of things:

>just smile and not say anything
>laugh at her
>playfully call her out for being insecure
>sarcastically say yes, that was my plan pump and dump


literally anything with confidence, anything but being a little bitch "oh im sorry i wont leave you let me lick your pussy"

happened to me, user is right. Best sex ever but boy it wasn't worth it

>save me from myself
ok roastie

that's how it went for me, faggot.
did you think that you and the insane hot girl were actually going to live happily ever after?
No. Just bang them for the incredibly sex and don't commit to anything more, get out if they start getting too crazy.

BPD girls will try to ruin your fucking life. Trust me, I know from experience.

>getting experience in romance and sex is essential nowadays

Why wasn't I notified of this?

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being a paranoid bitch, you assume that every question from a woman is a test instead of them simply gauging your personality and opinions in every conversation, the same thing that every other person, including you, also does in conversation.
if you are likeable and good natured guy, you will encounter very little malice from women

It's not too late, leaving this board is the first step

But I don't want to be a normie

sure bud

sam... you're in your late 30s.. where's the wife and kids?

I have no friends, job, social life, and am a khv

Shove it up your ass

I still haven't scratched off my first relationship......because I've never had one

feminists don't have to follow their own advice to get into relationships and feminists heavily control the media, schools and environments boys grow up in. They don't care if you're a nice boy that never has sex, the only people they're thinking about is the Chad that pumped and dumped them and they wish Chads would treat them better, so they dole out advice from that perspective. It's not their problem if you don't know how to hit on women. You listened to their advice to "be yourself" and "just ask to kiss" and ended up a lonely virgin? Not my problem incel! The year I started getting action was the year I finally accepted that I can disregard all feminist advice and that doesn't make me a misogynist.
They simply do not understand, at all, what it means to be a man who wants to get into a relationship.

You make it sound much simpler than it really is in most cases. It'd be one thing if you just had a one night stand or maybe a very short fling, but any relationship (whether it's purely sexual or not) that lasts more than a couple weeks will inevitably result in some serious problems.

Even though girls with BPD tend to be promiscuous, sex isn't an insignificant act to them. You know that scene in Vanilla Sky where Cameron Diaz is about to drive off the bridge and is telling Tom Cruise about how your body makes a commitment when you sleep with someone? That's BPD.

he unironically looks cool and hot here. and if youd pass up sex because shes crazy youre a gay retard. also id take a free sports car. id take a free normal car its fucking free stupid

What was this scene trying to say?

Something about miscommunication in dating happening a lot because don't know what they want due to loneliness?

yes, dating is hard, even in an optimistic and wealthy future because the fundamental emotional problems of people never change

He prefers 2d women over 3d

This is the real reason she kept on getting pumped and dumped. That jaw...

*because people

i have never had sex, nor have i ever had a gf
i don't feel like a murderer... most of my social urges are limited to work and the only sexual thoughts i have are the occasional wank sesh
have limited from twice a week for about 10 years to when i feel depressed only

bitch you are wearing pedo symbol ear-rings

keep going as long as you're happy with it. being in a relationship is not the endgame of the human experience

>treats intimicy as meaningless
>no ability to deloay gratification
>doesn't think of the consequences of your actions
>has fucked away their ability to pairbond
You're clearly a low iq soullet normie.

cope incel.
you dont even say no to women, they just dont want you

This, kek. I love BPD chicks. They're a real fun ride for a couple months. Then you dump them and move on to the next one. I can understand being blindsided by your first one, but it's pathetic to tell people to turn down free sex because they risk being stupid and getting emotionally invested.

>>you're not gonna fuck me and not call after all those other guys right?
No (actually yes)

It's that easy

It's definitely worth it if you just fuck her and never call her again lmao