Watch The War Zone

youre definitely a faggot

will be 28 in september and haven't even had my fist kiss yet.
at this point i have accepted i will die a virgin.

It's nice, but after a while not worth the waste of money and effort and time.

The smartest thing I've ever heard is a beautiful women answering when being asked "why do you need a boyfriend" with "because it makes my life easier".

Go to bed, gramps. It's not 1975 anymore.

mmmmm bushy wushy make my tiny widdle white cocklet all stiffy wiffy

Based. Anyone that says they like bush has never gone down on a girl or are ugly and don't have the luxury of choice.

do you actively try and improve your physical and mental state? do you talk to women? have you downloaded tinder? do you go out to clubs and bars? or have you given up entirely?

>fist kiss

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I'm not very young but not a grandpa either. I enjoy bush.

People should definitely watch it, it's a 10/10 film, but it's also one of the least sexy films ever made to feature anything like OP pic.

>hates bush
>eats pussy
lmao what a fag

Same except 27 and im actually attractive, charismatic and have a 7 inch penis. I feel like im mocking society as a whole.

Im 21
if you cant enjoy bush you need to get yourself checked out at the local gay conversion clinic if you boomers still do those

Only ever fucked escorts but it's really nice when you find someone sexually compatible, got some 10/10 dome last week from a cute Ukrainian, the kind that makes your legs shake

Razor industry shill detected

If you hate bush you're gay
If you hate eating pussy you're gay
Simple as, cope and seethe.

>small areolas
Fucking disgusting, it looks like a man. Women should have a big, large and round areolas.

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based

>biggest faggot on Yea Forums
Congrats, that's extremely hard to achieve.

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If you hate futas you're gay.

>tfw have slept with about a dozen women
>tfw women scare me now
>tfw lonely but can't connect with anyone
>tfw have 50+ matches on tinder but too scared to message them
>tfw one of them asked me out and I agreed
>tfw terrified and want to ghost her
what did i mean by this

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same but 27
no, why would i do that?

Gay for not enjoying penis?

bush was literally standard for women since the dawn of mankind until the 1990s

>tfw women scare me now
Have you considered not being an actual faggot?

I like both. Small areolas and big areolas on perky sets of breasts. Especially puffy ones. The most part of the aesthetic of breast are largely dependent on shape. People who are size queens completely miss the point of breasts.

BUSHA

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I respect your position and way of life. Breast diversity is very important.

that's rich coming from a virgin. women are incomprehensible and it scares me.

bro they're just people. maybe stop putting them on a pedestal because you think they're pretty and actually talk to them. you'll either like them and get along because you have things in common or your infatuation will be destroyed when you realize you don't really like them. oh sorry, you don't actually talk to women. i forgot

>>tfw lonely but can't connect with anyone
i can relate to this, but i'm not scared of anyone i just hate everyone and struggle to make emotional connections to people.

talking to them is why i am scared of them. i have no idea how they're judging me. or if they're going to become clingy or treat me like trash.

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Just made this webm for my Yea Forums bros

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It feels like coming home to the home where you belong.

Based maker.

I had sex with my wife last night

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you don't have to worry about them becoming clingy with you mate

is it normal to start salivating when you see plump tits like that

How many hundred of pounds is she?

Warm, pain relieving, hot, and funny.
Also obligatory salty coins and sour chicken breast etc

I only ever had 1 gf in college and she dumped me because she wanted sex all the time but I just wanted to cuddle and kiss and talk

Based clean woman enjoyer. Look at how many seething pajeets you upset.

but that's why i dumped half of them after sexing them

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King.

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Amazing pair on the young lady

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Very nice! Did you make it with WebMForRetards?

>Except my fate as a virgin
You mean wizard. You are on the path to greatness.

Nice pinkish hue on her cheek.

you upset the pajeets, now upset the anons with no standards and call architects disgusting next

If feels a toothless alien organism is trying to eat your penis, you will feel tired and dirty and like your urethra has been attacked with acid.

>eating pussy

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Not him, but I do. It’s very odd most girls love to spend an unhealthy amount of time with one another. I like to enjoy my free time away from my phone or computer and be outside not spending every waking day texting or calling a gf. Meanwhile if I don’t text or call or give them a heads up I’m not going to be available to be reached I’m getting scolded for not spending enough time together. I just want to chill.

If she's too wet you don't feel a thing.

Bad for eating out but fine for sex itself imo.

you're literally me

Is there actual fucking or just some nonsense post-coital scenes like this?

Sterile retard

Based. My last gf waxed and now I can’t go back to hairy bitches

her dad fucks her from behind if you're into that sort of thing.

thanks bro

why do you care, arent you a faggot?

Women hate being alone, it's just how they are.

I am, thanks.

I mean...it still feels warm and wet.
I'm not convinced there is a "too wet"

>Tilda Swinton kinda thicc in this
Gonna need a webm of that breastfeeding scene

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Me too

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That’s true, it’s really rare to see a girl doing anything alone except maybe running or the gym

Based.
Forgot to mention, she's crying and he's wheezing.

the actual rape scene that's really fucking uncomfortable to watch

A true hero of the people

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Ahhhh, downloading right away!

Yh, no, I understand how women are. That’s why I hate them.

this is a blue board. I am at my job teaching underprivileged elementary school children about freeform jazz and now they all have boners. Thanks, asshole.

My gf has extremely similar tits and body

It hurts

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meanwhile I get banned for posting a Kiki in a Kiki related thread
They're paid too much