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When and why did he start dressing like pedo Santa Claus?
Levi Ross
Jayden Smith
a lot can happen in 20 years
Dominic Morris
Avada Kedavra'ing all the jews takes a lot out of a man.
Zachary Martinez
when his broken faggot asshole forced him to wear diapers 24/7. robe hides them,
Nolan Hill
All costume work lots its soul in HP3. They stopped caring.
Bentley Ross
turns out fucking bussy drains your life force like you wouldn't believe
Luis Rodriguez
AIDS
Levi Brown
He became headmaster of Hogwarts. Stress does that to you.
But he was around 45 in the first picture and 65 in the second, it's possible
Jason Rogers
>be wizard
>wear muggle clothes wizards apparently had no idea about
David Yates is a hack
Wyatt Jones
Justin Thompson
he hit the wall
Jack Martin
Madame Pomfrey could've fixed it
Christian Nguyen
in fairness, J K Rowling's lore is incredibly stupid and contradictory.
Easton Miller
Clothing was a pretty basic component, and David Yates (and Alfonso Cuaron) completely threw it out so they could make a boilerplate teen drama where magic is just wimpy firecrackers
Andrew Bell
In the books all wizards dress in flashy robes and wizard outfits. When they were forced to dress in muggle clothes they dressed oddly and stood out because they didn't understand the fashion. In one scene an old man was wearing a women's dress because it was the closest thing to his wizard robes he could find in a muggle shop.
The movies slowly did away with this because it's rather silly.
Jose Cox
How can wizards not know about normal fashion if Harry grew up on an estate with a muggle family, and still got invited to study at Hogwarts. His parents also wear normal clothes
Ryan Baker
>man was wearing a women's dress
Ha! Now that would be ridiculous!
James Williams
>The movies slowly did away with this because the costume designers are lazy twats and having generic outfits is also cheaper
FTFY
Levi Sullivan
I asked this on the last thread. Some user suggested wizard society underwent some movement to reject mugglefashion and embrace tradition sometime in the 70s.
Xavier Jenkins
So, what is your question?
Aaron Cook
So they dress like Africans?
Nolan Fisher
Why did wizards and witches start dressing like renaissance fair rejects when they looked all dapper and up to date in the '30s?
There's one moment in Order of the Phoenix , I think. When Dumbledore meets Harry in London and even then he's wearing his conspicuous robes in public. Did he not save any of those suits?
Lincoln King
>Why did wizards and witches start dressing like renaissance fair rejects when they looked all dapper and up to date in the '30s?
Because the nu-movies are cringe and non-canon, obviously. Wizards wear robes, only dirty muggle lovers wear muggle clothing
Easton Edwards
>Lived 115 years
>Was murdered
William Martin
Niggas do be like that when they get tenure.
Kayden Watson
He was always supposed to have a beard. The new films forget what made wizards look like actual fucking wizards. Enough with this zoomer Grindelwald shit. FUCK.
Just FUCK it. God. I hate young wizards, or just wizards without actual bloody beards. It's so counter to the trope. But everyone wants to do their oooown thiinnnng, derp, despite not realizing that having everyone look young is 100x more repetitive and overdone/annoying. Notice how Hermione, despite being a prodigy, isn't schooling the adults like in literally every goddamn magic-school anime?
Jackson Gray
Because he no longer needed to make others comfortable, only himself.
Joseph Morgan
If they wanted to tone down on the beard/hair, they should have made him look more academically frail, not some hunkish wizard.
Mason Hall
muggles have fashion trends why shouldn't wizards ?
Austin Williams
Obviously there's exceptions you fucking mongoloid. He's talking about wizards who grow up around wizards and interact with only wizards
Brayden Long
A lot can happen in a short amount of time.
Dylan Collins
Sure, but then in the '30s it was dress just like a muggle and in '70s-'90s it was robes and pointy hats all around?
Hunter Edwards
How do spells work? Do they go through a thesaurus to construct some vaguely Latin-sounding word until it does something?
It is also said that high-level wizards like Dumbledore don't have to pronounce spells to cast magic, but Harry has no idea what the effect of Sectumseptra is supposed to be, but it still works.
John Ward
You know if he lost the weight and grew his hair back he would have looked every bit as good as he did in the 60s
Tyler Gray
The rules are always vague and ill-defined in Potterverse.
Jose Evans
The HP timeline and chronology gets very muddled and never made any sense. Exactly when the films (or books) are set is never made clear, yet officially Harry was born July 31, 1980.
Evan Fisher
really? I look just like him and want my youth back
Michael Moore
Sure, who cares? According to Goblet of Fire at one point frilly dress robes were in fashion
Oliver Mitchell
it's comfy. when your looks are gone you have a powerful tenured position, you go comfy mode
Matthew Smith
Yeah you're not an old man yet are you?
Luis Moore
If they wanted to make Dumbledore proper they should have cast Jared Harris. Richard Harris played Dumbledore and his son is the spitting image of him
Brody Martinez
Jude Law even plays young Dumbledore like Jared Harris
Joshua Barnes
All of a sudden everyone forget that Dumbledore was from Slytherin
Angel Watson
No wonder he liked taking it up the ass
Andrew Reed
>Stand aside, Madame Pomfrey
>Rectium Emendo
what happens?
Angel Carter
I like it
Grayson King
God forbid a children's series about child wizards who solve crimes at school should be silly
Isaac Ramirez
They did the right thing with Sean Pertwee playing the Third Doctor now, when his dad played him back in the day
Zachary Sanchez
>Jared Harris is Richard Harris' son.
Luis Ross
Yeah that too.
Aiden Johnson
It fucked me up too. I think that other Harris actor running around is another son or sibling, the one in Mission Impossible whatever.
Charles Flores
Elijah Robinson
A sexy Dumbledore? Bit mental innit
Blake Fisher
Yep. The most important thing these movies had is the atmosphere. The first book and the first movie are the best because both do a good job of creating a charmingg and whimsical atmosphere.
Levi Rivera
Too kino for hairy potter
Joseph Rivera
>In one scene an old man was wearing a women's dress because it was the closest thing to his wizard robes
Crossdressing is also the funniest thing ever if you're British.
Mason Clark
>In one scene an old man was wearing a women's dress because it was the closest thing to his wizard robes he could find in a muggle shop.
As a joke?! PROBLEMATIC
Aaron Brown
>Twink Hemsworth
HUMINA HUMINA HUMMINA
Aiden Nguyen
Damn JK Rowling was subtly redpilling the young generation against trannies. God bless.
Luke Perry
I don't dress the same as I did 20 years ago.
Leo Martinez
It's silly but at least it adds a bit of soulful flavor to the world.