Done torrenting. about to watch this. what am I in for?

done torrenting. about to watch this. what am I in for?

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Kino, except for how its overall structure is a bit too similar to The Dark Knight 2008, as if some of the studio execs were asking for a safe retread of that.
Paul Dano is a different villain but serves the exact same role as Ledger Joker in how he moves the plot forward

vengeance KINO

three hours of mediocrity

some underwhelming acting and juvenile dialogue

2 and a 1/2 hours of meh followed by 1/2 an hour of wishing it would fucking end already.

I havent seen a single webm about this movie posted here so I'm gonna assume the movie is whole lot of nothing

I enjoyed it. Watch it in IMAX if you get the chance.

Seven but with Batman.

A boring pastiche of David Fincher properties.

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boredom and cringe
lots of cringe

don't insult seven

1st hour is good

The rest is a fucking snoozefest.

beautiful visuals
great grimy gotham atmosphere, now with a shitton of color orange

shit dialogue
mediocre story
mediocre characters

>beautiful visuals

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>1st hour is good
no it isn't

The dialogue is quite cringe a lot of times but if you overlook that as a comic book movie it works better than a lot of other movies. Around 8/10 im the capeshit scale

Reported for crime. This is your jailmate

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But it is a generic Seven...

The first five minutes or so are fucking 10/10 Batkino. The rest is between a 7-8 but definitely closer to an 8.

SOMETHING IN THE WAY

>bad acting
Dano, the nigger playing Gordon, the nigger playing catwoman, and Pattinson are overrated
>bad story
batman is an idiot who doesn't even speak spanish (remember Bruce Wayne from the comics is multilingual)
>dark as fuck
as in you can barely tell what's going on
>the message
white men bad, niggers good

Jesus, how fucking fragile are you? lol

>firing rate of a musketeer

Mild kino. It's kino but not top tier or anything

less so than someone triggered by a negative opinion of something they've been shilling as kino for the past 2 years.

It's not really worth watching

some parts of it is hilarious
its like a detective movie with batman looking out of place everytime

Can't act, looks awful, sounds terrible.

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snape kills dumbledore

All niggers are good guys

Made for BBC

>those hands
I bet she could choke a hippo

This is more distracting than Marc Maron was in Joker

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What speed are you going to watch this at?
I think I'll go for 1.15x

For the most part good except one cringe scene where “white men bad” and then it’s literally never brought up again

>Ayo give me your familys fortune so I can buy myself a house and piss the rest away on dem programs
The politics in this three hour superhero movie are so realistic.

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the two can't compare feller
this new batman is a cringefest, might even have tanked pattinson's career and he did twilight ffs

MUH BLUE AN RED ARTSY YO!

kino

The batmobile is cool. The movie should have started here.

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That's a man

So it's just a Dodge Challenger?k8kod

Worst Alfred ever? What the fuck was that letter bomb scene

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Seven is actually a very well-paced film. The Batman definitely isn't.

overrated dragged out trash. might actually be watchable if it was a 2 hour zoomie flick

>kino setting
>kino atmosphere
>kino costuming
>good performance from pattinson
>meh action scenes
>meh story
>fairly poor dialogue

You already downloaded it, just go watch it instead of fishing for a opinion to follow like a woman

SOMETHING IN THE WAAAYYY

It’s a good movie, but hindu autists (larping as white) and undercover mouse shills will pretend otherwise.

made me want to buy a motorbike, cruising around seems chill af

if you wanna die under a truck for cheap, you can buy e-bikes from china that can almost as fast as a motorbike and you wouldn't need to pass a test / pay road tax / buy fuel.

aaaaavveeeee

>e-bikes

no thanks, im not gay

Stop, he's already dead.

>lemme just move up close with my rifle for a point blank shot even though everyone else near him is getting disarmed and beaten up

it wouldn't matter anyways because he's bullet proof for some reason

wrong

KINO IN THE WAY

This movie made me appreciate what Snyder was trying to do with his movies. Christ it was fucking terrible.

>This movie made me appreciate what Snyder
more proof that it's snyderfags seething over this movie

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