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>no new thread
Depp vs Heard general s01e04
Sun Lawyer edition

>stream
youtube.com/watch?v=FwmUXxHCS6U

Today Depp's hair is top kino

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Rich people clawing at each other. I could not care less.

would you care if they were poor?
it's just entertainment.

I wonder if the jannies will attempt to remove this 100% legitimate Yea Forums content today

Johnny looks like this scuzzy coke dealer I knew growing up. He got so drunk he passed out in a mud puddle and drown.

Hot nurse alert

I hope Depp wins and Turd flips her shit in court

> hours of boring law terminology and meaningless speeches
> entertainment
fucking kek

I honestly think they'll try to settle.
If Depp wins he gets 50m. If Amber wins she gets 100m.

Apparently Depp's networth is 150m. He'd be destroyed but survive. Amber has a networth of 8m.

>when he searches "Putlocker"

what a chad, looks how his lawyer is smiling with him

>another filler episode with pre-recorded depositions
lame

It's live though?

>Mar 08 2022
>you can literally see VLC

It's a recording retard

Knock out Yum Yum

>...some fucking knock-out yum yum
lmfao

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How in the fuck are they talking to someone via fucking VLC?

>I don't remember
>I don't recall
This bitch had fucking Johnny Depp as a patient. She remembers everything.

It’s prerecorded

RN doesnt seem to recall anything in regards to the time she was dealing with one of the biggest movie stars on planet... seems like bullshit.

it's recorded retard, check the date. they're just doing depositions

>I don't recall
>I don't recall
>According to my notes
>I don't recall
>I don't recall
>According to my notes
>I don't recall
>I don't recall

wait who has a private nurse?

Are you a Turd Simp?

according to this post, yes

it's literally being broadcasted right now moron

are you not following along? These fuckers have everything. Johnny had a private doctor, a private therapist...etc man.

If I made 300 million dollars acting drunk with a pirate hat on fuck yes im getting a private everything

are you stupid?

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you won't trick me satan

i live 4.2 miles from this court case. AMA

Why do I feel like Johnny's just doing this shit so he can give his new lawyer girlfriend some exciting stuff to do

Just wanted to say, fuck that piece of shit abuser Amber Heard.

Barge into the courtroom naked lol

Show up to the courtroom and say hello user

Jesus christ I wouldn't want to hire a nurse with amnesia, maybe she should get that checked out

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heard is bankrolled by musk who is afraid his junkie habits will be exposed in court

Just a reminder that Depp is an abuser and rapist. He's a psycho and should be in prison. He's going to lose this case.

what's the point of having 150 million dollars if you can't even do whatever the fuck you want
fuck this world.

>Do you recall Mr Depp getting high off his fucking rockers?
I don't recall.
>Did you administer drug tests to Mr. Depp?
*Thinks about lying*
Y-yes.
>Did you see the results of those drug tests?
*Thinks about lying*
Y-yes..
>Did any of those tests ever come back positive
I-I don't r-recall.

Is this legal? Aren't they sworn to tell the truth?

>Ack
Fuck off Amber this is a Depp board

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>Is this legal? Aren't they sworn to tell the truth?

well you'd have to prove that they not only weren't telling the truth, but knowingly lying about it before you could do anything. It is kind of hard to refute someone who says they don't remember, that's why it's like the number 1 answer of anyone in court.

You will never be a real woman.

does this bitch recall ANYTHING?

I'm watching this bitch talk and it's disgusting. Either she has a severe case of Alzheimer or someone should give her a good smack and tell her to stop being so cheeky.

Does anyone have a picture of Johnny with his finger cut?
How bad was it

>Mam, what is your favorite movie?
>Total Recall
>When was the last time you saw it?
>I don't recall

lol

He doesn’t give a shit about the money, he cares about dragging her insanity out in front of everyone

And clearing his name probably, a lot of people don't remember it since it was like 4 years ago now but originally it was Depp who was vilified by the media

dude how much of a druggie is depp lmao

apparently not

A bad one
Now imagine how many other actors are like this but we just don't hear about it

I don't recall

cute in prosecute!

I bet she recalls this DICK

this weasle bitch is getting exposed by her own notes

Johnny swivalling in his chair like a pre recorded mong, wow excelent content for sure fr fr no cap

>If Depp wins he gets 50m. If Amber wins she gets 100m.
That's not how this works.

How does it work?

Does Depp actually think he has a chance at winning this or is he just doing it to get his side of the story out there?

Are you an idiot? It definitely works like this
Depp sued Amber for 50m
Amber countersued for 100m

He wins even if he loses. He just wanted an open channel to show he's a good guy. It's all a publicity stunt

What did he mean by this

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Unironically what the fuck is that expression supposed to mean

All it's doing is making him look worse though. He's now been accused of sexually assaulting Heard with a bottle and the marriage counselor saw Heard with bruises.

Lmao he literally types like Chris Chan

this and the will smith stuff truely makes you realize we all suffer, just at different scales

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> t. brainlet
it's irrelevant details that happened 7 years ago

>Do you recall Mr. Depp using drugs?
>I don't recall

>it's literally in her notes several times

come the fuck on

that's all kids, time for lunch

He tries to be charming but he really does seem like a mentally ill person most of the time.

So, naturally, you recall ever single thing you wrote in every single piece of paperwork at every single job you've ever worked?

This chick probably doesn't give a flying fuck about this trial (most people are not very happy to be deposed or asked to testify btw), so she's clearly not putting any effort into getting these people the information they want. It's not necessarily her job to do so, btw.

Nice, what are we having? For me it's crab legs

if one of my biggest clients, whose wedding i attended and had a close relationship with, whom i also saved from ODing several times

yes, i'd probably recall them using drugs

They’ve been on a ban spree lately, banning the most ridiculous shit that is actually related to actors/actresses