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Ryan Gonzalez
Angel Wilson
saves your show
Kevin Gray
You now remember yesterday's religion discussion
Jace Price
So we got synopses for the first half of the SNW season.
Episode 1: Strange New Worlds
>Captain Christopher Pike comes out of self-imposed exile to rescue an officer gone missing during a secret mission.
Episode 2: Children of the Comet
>An ancient alien relic thwarts the Enterprise crew from re-routing a comet on track to strike an inhabited planet.
Episode 3: Ghosts of Illyria
>Una must confront a secret she's been hiding when a contagion ravages the ship, incapacitating the rest of the crew.
Episode 4: Memento Mori
>Pike must find unconventional Starfleet methods to deal with a malevolent force that attacks the Enterprise.
Episode 5: Spock Amok
>A personal visit causes a comedy of errors during Spock & Pike's crucial negotiations with an unusual alien species.
Joshua Lewis
in how many of these episodes does shit haircut butch lady appear?
Julian Bennett
>LOOK MOM
>I POSTED IT AGAIN
Daniel Adams
we get it shes hot, rape gangs etc etc
Nolan Roberts
AAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH
Jaxson Reyes
Well she's the pilot and it's an ansemble show so all of them?
Nicholas Hill
Kys shill. No one here will watch your trash created by the same producers and writers as STD and Picard
Joseph Reyes
Looks like the Enterprise is gonna get blown up in every episode.
Nolan Morgan
based and episodic
Kayden Smith
>PREACHER: (Brock Peters) And he said to me, 'These words are trustworthy and true.' And the Lord, God of the spirits of the Prophets, has sent his angel to show his servants what must soon take place. Praise the Lord. Open their eyes. Help them to see.
>BENNY: Are you talking to me?
>PREACHER: Oh, that my words were now written. Oh, that they were printed in a book. Write those words, Brother Benny. Let them see the glory of what lies ahead.
>BENNY: Benny? How do you know my name?
>PREACHER: Go now and write the truth that's in your heart. The truth that shall set them free! Praise be the word of the Lord. Praise to the word of the Prophets.
Logan Reed
>no serialised arc meme shit
We fucking WON.
Samuel Nguyen
>no one here
lots will and they'll all hate it but they'll be unable to stop themselves.
>suffering edition
Wyatt Price
Brayden Fisher
oh dear
Julian Campbell
who's this actor? he seems familiar.
Daniel Hernandez
>Comedy of errors
Fuck Off
Parker Cruz
>A personal visit
it is Laxana isn't?
Sebastian Robinson
Comedy episodes are the best trek episodes
Jace Turner
Austin Fisher
comedy of errors is more sitcom than trek comedy though
Daniel Hughes
>twek is a sewious sci-fi show and never had comedy episodes!
Juan Thomas
Yes in oldtrek. Nutrek comedy is reddit trash
Eli Cox
Name one good "comedy" episode that is nu trek cancer
Easton Williams
>Posts STD to prove his "comedy episode" bullshit
Hudson Hill
>twek is a sewious sci-fi show and never had comedy episodes
Mudd x2 ?
Tribbles ?
Caleb Gomez
It's a pictoral representation of you and the rest of star trek
Jack Ross
>it’s a first day on Yea Forums and doesn’t understand quoting episode
Shut UP Wesley.
Asher Price
comedy is for fags
I want my light torture porn of elderly bald french man every epsidoe
Austin Sanchez
A reminder this Thursday is another all new episode of Picard on Paramount+:
> PIC S02E08 "Mercy" - With time running out before the launch of the Europa Mission, Picard and Guinan must free themselves from FBI custody. Seven and Raffi come face-to-face with Jurati and the horror of what she’s become.
Alexander Reyes
I am still right
Brandon Jones
She's a cute tomboy, you just need to stop freaking at unconventional hairstyles.
Carson Torres
we do not care
we’re waiting for TNG season 8 next season
Asher Roberts
>She
Ethan Scott
but this is an obrien thread
Jeremiah Richardson
and conventional hairstyles it seems
Jordan Richardson
so we all are fags
Carter Cox
And the trailer:
Liam Bailey
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Jose Foster
Force of Nature is a bore-bore.
Entertain me, Trek.
Henry Green
gay
taylor
suc
bashir
daily
Nolan Nguyen
_ _ _ _ _ .
Robert Perez
That's a dude, nigga
Brandon Mitchell
that's sloppy for vulcans
Parker Brooks
We're coming home...
Austin Davis
can i commission you to drawfag this
Jack Cooper
Just got done watching Batman. Wonder why none of the admirals in Starfleet go rogue and beat the shit out of Romulans who fuck around in the Neutral Zone.
Hudson Richardson
tfw postin hapi neex =^_^=
Gabriel Morgan
You may recall a captain tried that once in the memed about "O'Brien hates spoonies" episode....And starfleet literally arrested him for war crimes and sent out the top ship to prevent the breakdown of an important peace treaty
Jacob Jackson
OOHHHH, computer no excepty PIN#!!!
Hudson Cook
Noel's pants bursting
Sebastian Collins
Cringe and who cares.
Angel Thompson
>Q shows up once a season in TNG
>BROOOOO REMEMBER Q REMEMBER Q REMEMBER Q REMEMBER Q REMEMBER Q REMEMBER Q REMEMBER Q REMEMBER Q REMEMBER Q
Ayden Parker
He was an idiot. If someone was sneaky they wouldn’t get caught.
Lucas Scott
lol mulgrew shoveling her book to people
Asher Butler
The Borgs are in TNG even less.
Logan Rodriguez
>Sneaky
>Against Rommies who invented the fucking cloaking device
Riiight....
Parker Robinson
Poop is one of the most nutritious and delectable menu items in Ten Forward.
Charles Miller
Mulgrew is unironically living her best life rn
Jose Wright
People are allowed to write books.
It's not like she isn't part of a currently airing star trek show or anything as well.
Jackson Wilson
Is that soiface guy on the right Admiral Walker?
Luke Evans
They'd get caught almost immediately. Section 31 knows everything you do.
James Reed
B-BUT THAT FOLDER IS HIDDEN SECTION 31 CANT KNOW ABOUT IT
Evan Green
It has a delightful, if pungent aroma.
Landon Roberts
it just has zero overlap with any trek shit but she probably made bank at cons for pure memorabilia reasons, with markup and autograph fees.
Sebastian Walker
>”Picard and Guinan must free themselves from FBI custody”
>be a writer for star trek
>literally a blank canvas where anything can happen
>hmmm what if picard and guinan have to escape from the fbi
lmao what the fuck even is nutrek
I only read about one out of every thousand posts about it, usually when I see character names from real trek and get tricked into skimming the post, and it’s always some mind-numbingly daft nonsense that doesn’t have anything to do with trek
like, spaceships and aliens and shit, it isn’t hard to figure
the fucking fbi lmao
Nolan Cooper
Nathaniel Robinson
This is the only part of the picture that doesn't make me cringe
Samuel Morgan
>Suffering edition
It's like a human centipede, except of course the Irish aren't human.
Dylan Walker
lieutenant user, care to explain the contents of your personal files?
Caleb Williams
They WILL know of it and you WILL be harmed!
Tyler Watson
i swear its only illegal on the klingon homeworld i am breaking no federation laws
Isaac Wright
If Starfleet had a Batman he’d be sneakier than the Romulans.
Really wondering why Section 31 doesn’t have a rogue fleet posing as pirates that fuck up Romulans and Cardassians. At least steal a cloaking device so you can find a way to detect cloaked ships or something.
Playing mind games with Bashir is apparently a better use of their shadowy network.
Lincoln Cooper
how hapi exactly?
David Rivera
Star Trek Picard season 3 episode 1:
Picard yells at Wesley and upset, Wesley gets on a plane and goes to join ISIS. He soon realises he fucked up and Riker has to go and save him
Connor Harris
everyone always knows how to detect cloaking devices it's just not usable at scale, bashir was a perfect target for lots of stuff though as the founders well knew
Michael Perry
do some people have a parmanent soiface or what holy hell
Noah Hall
Starfleet cracked cloaking devices in kirk's time, they just couldn't use them because of the Treaty of Algeron
I'm also convinced that Sloan was in love with Bashir
Eli Jenkins
man this show looks terrible. it's all soap opera tier human drama written by women for women. literally fucking nothing happened in that trailer except retarded drama.
Cameron White
Q is based. You however...
Lucas Morales
Look at all those youth lining up for autographs for their favorite program aimed at teens.
Christopher Hughes
> Hi guys, Wil Wheaton here. You may remember me as everyone's favorite ensign Wesley Crusher on Star Trek: The Next Generation. What you may NOT know, however, is the sheer number of Wesley Crusher shaped buttplugs I own and frequently use.
Leo Edwards
They should change that to the ready to anhero room.
Christian Cox
fricken euphoric
Gabriel Moore
Landon Adams
Why does Lower Decks attract so many grumpy grampies
Michael Martinez
It's all talk of OUTER space. But why not Inner Space starring Martin Short?
Jonathan Turner
Hudson Clark
young at heart
kys
Isaac Rogers
because it's not the three amigos, the only martin short kino of note
Nolan Gonzalez
Not when he sees a gay couple on the ship.
By allah that is haram.
Hudson Foster
meanwhile, over at Deep Space 9….
Anthony Lopez
lower decks is fun and optimistic, unlike the melodramatic "everyone sucks and everything is shit all the time" garbage of HIlary Kurtzmanstein trek.
Austin Miller
Elijah Price
Based, I bet she gets freaky when she dresses up as dax and wants to fuck klingon style.
Jonathan Reed
Of all the things to have living rent free in your head why wil wheaton
Joshua Martin
>Episode 3: Ghosts of Illyria
Liam Morales
Jurati is going to be the masked Borg Queen when they return to their own timeline. Calling it now.
Easton Gutierrez
>young at heart
You're a pathetic, sore loser. There's nothing youthful or optimistic about your behavior.
Do everyone a favor and neck yourself already instead of acting like a retarded zoomer on the internet when you're clearly not one.
Colton Lee
I just think it's funny to shit on him
Caleb Jenkins
Most people called that like 5 episodes ago.