White female thor

Step on me Queen!

She puts the handle up her butt and then sends electricity through it so it vibrates

nail palestinians to crosses

face blindness is a sign of autism

She's a very well proportioned woman. That is precisely why she (nor any woman) should not try to be Thor. Hollywood is full of bad ideas, but this one is just blatant trolling and thinking they're pissing off White men. I think most people are indifferent to it by now and we're just waiting for decent productions to rise to the top.

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so fucking what valkryie will be lesbian niggress kangz, it's still woke propaganda

I cannot wait for this to bomb so badly.

She's jewish.

>first Marvel fourth solo movie after success of Ragnarok
>Guardians +Thor team up
>Christian Bale returns to capeshit
It's going to do very well at the box office.

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Hershlag is ridiculous in this role, no one wanted this, it won't make it's budget back.

She looks legitimately great. It's about time a female is required to have gains in order to play a superhero. I'm all for equal rights.

Hershlag isn't the lead, doofus

TELL ME ABOUT JANE?
WHY DOES SHE WEAR THE MASK?

she better have some big ass tiddies

not a chance in hell this makes under 1 billion

>Hershlag isn't the lead, doofus
Literally never said that schlomo, it will bomb because of walled kike whore thor

Cope, hollyjewd is dying, another gender bent super hero bomb in the wait.

>Eva Lovia
based

>completely ignoring that regular Thor is still the lead
It's like complaining the Avengers would have bombed because it had Gwyneth Paltrow

Is she getting bit by a snake?

Still no defense of walled, jewed, female thor. Get fucked shill, back to /r/marvel tranny.

Good morning sir

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>white

Lmao, imagine picking a side in this jewed awful modern media industry... Fuck all capeshit, thank god holly jew is dying and fuck your childrens movies faggot.

Yet here you are

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I dunno, this made me remember the new he-man fraud cartoon

i fear thor fucking off 10 minutes in and the movie being all about the new womens
same for strange

I can't trust trailers anymore

Yes, an honest voice in a sea of kike tranny shills like you. You'll be the first against the wall.

>white
user I

Based faceblind autist porn obsessed coomer.

looks like the guardians fuck off pretty early in the film

>walled ... female
There's why this will fail. The Chinese already labeled Brie Larson as a middle-aged housewife. I doubt they'll be any less critical of Natalie.

Will she keep the helmet or will this be hemsworth bogging the role yet again

I wish

So I'll be hitting the wall too?

>shitskins /pol/tards pretending to be white again
Kek post skins fags.

I'm convinced they're trying to solve the problem of shitty merch sales for female characters by being intentionally misleading. They're hoping that if people just see "Thor" with no "Jane" they won't notice the tits until later

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I thought Natalie left because capeshit was beneath her?

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Not complaining but can you imagine if we had Gal Gadot as Jane?

>>white female thor
Cringe.

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>actually wearing plastic arms instead of working out
why

Cinema is dying, nearly every movie is flopping and the MCU needs at least a billion to be profitable, sad thing is that no other movie will make a billion after Spider-Man, the MCU is not relevant anymore

Shekels are never beneath her

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THOR?

MORE LIKE THORT AMIRITE?

Alex Ross and Jim Krueger made a better female Thor years before the whole Jane foster Thor bullshit. And it was one of Loki's tricks on Thor to teach him a lesson.

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You know what I meant schlomo

Will Natalie be there at the wall or has she already left?

based Loki cackling at tranny thor

I see, you're paid by response. Enjoy the rwds and enjoy watching the fear in your bosses eyes as the day draws near chaim

Is that happening in 2 weeks? Should I put it on my calendar?

In the poetic edda (Þrymskviða) there’s a humorous story about Thor dressing up as a woman
>be Thor
>hammer goes missing
>Loki tells you the giant Thrym has taken it, and demands Freyja as his wife in exchange
>Loki makes up the idea for Thor to dress as a woman and pose as Freyja
>Thor refuses, but Heimdal tells him that Thrym would be too powerful and could destroy the gods if he has mjolnir
>Thor puts on a dress and veil and goes to the banquet hall of the giants
>Thrym marvels at “Freyja’s” size and appetite, as “she” drinks a whole barrel of ale and eats an entire oxen
>uhhhh she’s just hungry from the journey
>Thrym goes in for a kiss and sees two furious smoldering eyez
>uhhhh she just wants to wait until the wedding
>Thor grabs his hammer back and murders every single jotun at the wedding feast

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So glad Christianity got rid of the pagan tranny agenda

Crossdressing to infiltrste an enemy stronghold doesn't make you a woman

>Jewish
>white
Kek newfag

I didn’t say that, I said he dressed as a woman to murder the jotun

this pic is super weird, because it's clearly a 3d movie but like half the audience isn't wearing the glasses. So they're just sitting there watching blurry shit?

so op is still correct?

you will never be an infiltrator

Thanks for repeating exactly what OP said