OH NONONONONO

Neither of Eggers’ films have been box office hits so this isn’t a surprise. It’s a 2 hour rated r Viking revenge movie. Never stood a chance

>nondiverse movie
>flops

What a surprise. Almost like whites are economically irrelevant and will be abandoned by capitalism completely by 2030.

tradlarp bros...

>90m budget
It needs like 200m to break even

I don't get it. I'm not white and I fucking love viking kino.

almost like all cinema is dead unless it's some big franchise sequel

The film is only out in Netherlands, Scandinavia, UK, Mexico. It did reasonably well in Scandinavia, not very well in the UK, very poorly in Mexico. It still isn't out in most of Europe, not in Germany, France or Italy. It's not out in Australia, Canada, USA. Better to wait until it's actually out worldwide before calling it a flop.

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based

The ads look really shitty honestly, very generic and gritty grimdark boredom. I watched an ad and lost a lot of interest. I love Eggers stuff but this doesn't seem to have much going for it based only on the marketing. I'll still go see it tho

I really enjoyed The Lighthouse and I really enjoyed this film.

No you didn’t

the trailer looked boring and cliche as fuck so I'm not even gonna bother with this movie

>very generic and gritty grimdark boredom
that's basically what the movie was, bar a few scenes

his worst so far

White bros... This was our last chance..

Eggers is quintessential midwit

NO! You have to support original films like this or else cinema dies.

It would've made more money if it was actually good

This was better than the gayhouse.

Which one of them? Both are geniunely great.

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Oh right, once it's out in shitaly, the cinema will be saved

>movie that fails because producers have no faith in it and give it a very shitty distribution
>audiences caused this. this is a sign that audiences love diversity in their movies.

Oh nononono shillbros, we have to shill this movie more on Yea Forums and other boards!

>Eggers is quintessential midwit

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Doesn't Anya show ass and bush in this movie?

>white movies flop over and over and over again for a decade +
>it's just the bad distribution!!
Kek

>implying the Norfman is anything other than pagan Snowigger trash

name 5

Hows uruguay?

Lmao, the kikes really want this movie to bomb, so everyone knows it's not fully out until the 22nd and this is a demoralization thread by a faggot kike op.

>no diversity vikings movie = 3 million
>diversity Thor movie = 1.3 billion
get woke, go bloke

the scamdemic ruined regular people going to cinema... and thats a good thing...

whitesisters……. we’re losing…………….. fuck

>it didn't make any money in scandinavia but surely it will make money in california!!
COPE

its not even out here in burgerland

name 2

Most retarded kike post I've seen, have a you, ywnbaw

>all white cast
>flops
Good

keep seeting chud

Stop it already. Jews produced this movie, distribute this movie and praise this movie. You're delusional.

Get woke, go broke is neckbeard cope but comparing an artsy fartsy 2deep4u reddit flick with capeshit isn't really fair now, is it?
Gibson's Berserker would have made bank.

>artsy
>90m budget
lol

Keep sweating schlomo

no disney buying tickets for free like black panther

they want it to fail

If they gave him a hammer that comes back when you throw it and added some jokes they'd have earn at least 700M, people love that shit

>The Gladiator
>Hispanic
He's a fucking Roman, retardo

Yes, it is. They've tried to re-edit it into blockbuster shape but there's only so much you can do.
Literally look it up. Focus Features. Regency Enterprises. The top rating David Ehrlich gave the flick.

ask me how I know you are a capeshitter

>Think there'll be a growing up montage like Conan
>Just commits warcrimes with his mates
I did also like how he hates him so much he needs to get revenge, but waits as it's not until it's dramatic enough

Not him. Do you really think all that's out there is capeshit and Soi24 garbage?

Whatever, still Latinx. Point is, ain't nobody wanna see mayo shit.

Daily reminder the Northman's viral marketers on Yea Forums are in a PANIC. The film scored under 65 in test screenings which means the word of mouth won't be enough to carry the box office because most people want diversity in their films.

Chuds have been organizing and working with the studio to help the viral marketers shill this piece of shit meme film.

That's not even mentioning the director's message is anti-chud and against toxic masculinity which is beyond any chud's understanding

>RE: And then with this movie, I wasn’t like, “Now I’m going to write a movie about toxic masculinity.” But as I’ve said may times, nothing good happens when two men are trapped in a giant phallus. So obviously that’s what’s going to happen in [the lighthouse].

>AVC: It does seem very inevitable between them. So, you didn’t sit down and go, “I’m going to write a movie about toxic masculinity.” But at what point did you start to recognize that that’s what the story is about in some ways?

>RE: When my brother and I got all the way through [the script] the first time, we were like, “Yeah, that’s what’s going on.”

film.avclub.com/the-lighthouse-s-robert-eggers-nothing-good-happens-w-1839071674

The marketers are SO desperate they are now recruiting Alfonso Cuaron to put out articles for the movie.

>directors close buddy sees movie
>"Hey alfonso, we're struggling with the test scores on our movie. we're under 65 which means bad word of mouth. I dont know what to do."
>next day
>DIRECTOR'S FRIEND: "MY BUDDIES MOVIE IS FUCKING AMAZING!"

It will be interesting to see what Eggers viral marketing team and their pack of chud jannies try next with their guaranteed meme trash flop.

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...nigga, have you seen the movie? they call him Hispano because he's from the fucking Iberian peninsula aka Spain/Portugal

Jealous much?

>Latinx
he's a lefty from the hispanic gettos of NY? I dunno of any latinx anywhere else. Did you mean Latino? still he's from Europe. It would take 1000+ years for Colombus to discover America

vikings are kind of boring now, its literally just the same 3 stories over and over

retard

Yeah nothing gets me excited for a piece of media like the fans and creators using who will be MAD AS FUCK about me paying for it as their primary selling point.

>pay for this to own the 'x'

Someone convince this movie will be watchable in a political vacuum or all of you fuck off. It looks boring and up its own ass. There are no niggers in Vinland Saga either.

>Revenge porn instead of becoming a farmer for 90% of its run time and then set course to discover America around the end
Yeah, it was doomed to fail

Well, what did you expect? it doesn't have a single minority, people don't want to watch bigotry in cinemas anymmore

It's not much better to watch people being sacrificed to a tree and other pagan retardation.

>People aren't storming the cinemas to watch the latest A24 meme movie.

Is anyone really surprised?

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Why the fuck do you care about box office numbers? You aren't a producer or executive. It doesn't affect your wallet.

Vikings are so uninteresting I'm not surprised

>coping on this level

Are normies finally getting bored of Norse shit? Why is the media so obsessed with making Norse shit?

Don't bother watching, it's garbage. The mother is revealed to be the mastermind behind killing his father because of some retarded slavery bullshit and he ends up killing his mother then dying himself while killing his uncle. 0/10 cuck fantasy with no happy ending.

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Viking fatigue + ayy lmao actress fatigue + a24 fatigue (it's not a24 but directed by one of their cuck lords)

People, even redditors can only take so much, this went overboard

The whole movie felt pretty halfbaked ngl. Also pacing was terrible. Some scenes are way too long some are way too short. Just because you pad the runtime with meme pagan dream scenes doesn't make your movie interesting. It's ultimately a very shallow revenge flick posteuring as artsy. In other words, a typical A24 flick
You can just watch the Arnold Conan if you wanna watch the same story but good.

>a farmer for 90% of its run time and then set course to discover America around the end
sounds like shit, why would a Viking become a farmer?

so its just a bad movie in general and thats why it bombed

I dunno, have him be an unarmed martial artist and also people wanting him to be the next Dane king for some reason