Within five seconds of seeing Alfred

So this movie is like the garbage dump of the internet? Interesting.

Stupid bitch

>t. whiner

>wahh he said "I'm well aware" that's gay!
>s-stupid bitch!
you're either still in high school or a manchild.

when I first saw Gordon I thought he was in blackface like when ‘sunny in philadelphia’ made their lethal weapon movies

Stupid bitch confirmed

What really bothered me about the whole Selina and Bruce thing is that they kissed like three times in the movie and not once did it feel earned. It's way more interesting to just edge the audience.

This movie was competent on multiple levels but it just had zero moments, nothing that would make you ever want to go back to watch it again. The soundtrack is probably a big culprit there.

holy shit what a stupid bitch

>and not once did it feel earned
there were ZERO emotional builds ups, pay off or stakes
at no point were we led to care about any of the characters for any reason
and at no point was there a moment of tension regarding their safety or potential danger

and wtf did they do to the Batmobile? It’s like batman raped nightrider and spawned that hideous thing

Best part was Collin Farrell's Penguin

batmobile was cool
this too
why in the FUCK did they cast jesus form big lebowski in this
dude sucks

hour fuck was that Colin Farrell?
They must have spent their whole acting budget on his nose!

>spent their whole acting budget
>I'm sorry ms kravitz yes we're out of acting budget you're going to need to acting very poorly in this scene
>thx

yeah, I didn't recognise Falcone until I rewatched it
kek'd hard when I realised who he was

>ms kravitz you’re to have to act very poorly and kiss awkwardly
>Zoe: that won’t be a problem

kek

I feel like the whole movie was made around the two or three trailers they put out.

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Kekkek

>sees giant parcel with schizo handwriting on it\
>decides to open it and fuck around with the contents
How fucking retarded is b-grade boomer Alfred?

Wow, I can't believe the Batman is fucking dead.

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The movie was alright, not great but I've seen worse.

this nigger should be dead

The CGI is noticeable. The idea of mounting the camera on top of the actors' face also was a bad one. Takes you out of the movie and looks goofy.

i am vengeance

What did he think was going to happen? Jesus..

retarded

nolans movies were better but an ok batman film. of course they had to add black people good white people bad references so people were motivated to actually pay for it.. it comes with the current piracy climate. at least zoomer catwoman was good looking

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>they were too embarassed to have him fly with his cape
>still made him survive c4 to the face and retarded shit like this

>zoomers think this is the best batman film of all time
explains why Pete Davidson is this generations' greatest comedian

your point?

The entire movie is like this. Scenes going on for too long for absolutely no goddamn reason. Why do we need to see Selina fade away for so long? Why do we need to see Bruce's face looking back for so long?

Why does he release the parachute exactly at the moment that would get it stuck on the bridge?

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i noticed that too it felt like they were showing that super long motorcycle ride out of the cemetary for no reason. maybe for emotional impact but it honestly didnt feel like it

movie was good
great ost, cool batmobile

movie could have used more cuts for sure, it went on for too long

shut up rajeesh. there's more to a good movie than that.

lmao
no wonder they're all gay

For long the batmobile kept on flying while the Penguin gloated about escaping? What an editing mess.

>t. braindead npc

Wait, the car flies?

At least Robert Pattinson didn't sound like he has a lung cancer

>the car is falling down in slow-motion
>Penguin reaction to the flying car is in normal speed
>the car still hasn't stopped from falling in slow-motion
Kek. Penguin is a Speed Force user or something.

3 hours. Did they forget that brevity is the soul of wit? What the hell do editors get paid for?

Do one for the action scenes. They're a mess.
Or the scene where the cop tries to unmask Batman. That one is goofy as fuck.

good is just one step above mediocre
the movie was good

this entire fight was just embarassing

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no. it was mediocre. 5/10 at best.

Was really cool how he waddled around while cuffed

This was edited by an Oscar winner, mind you.

>Was really cool how he waddled around while cuffed

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is this a parody?

I hate zoomers so fucking much bros. I just want to put their broccoli heads into a deep fryer