any good tv shows about knights?
Any good tv shows about knights?
John Jackson
Julian Rogers
Not really.
Cooper Russell
No
Not one
Theyre all garbage
Angel Long
What happens if you have to piss
Ian Diaz
metal?
nah. that shit is for gay men
leather is where's it's at
Lincoln Mitchell
the maille over the groin is a seperate flap
unhook it and then fiddle around with your braie
Jose Price
just a reminder that any samurai would fucking destroy some faggot knight
Henry Hughes
Wear your mask.
Henry Price
Leather armor? What is this, DnD?
Caleb Young
This is horrifically bad costuming. Look at everything they are wearing, it's all just random. There is no hint of their culture having a mode of dress other than random dark scraps stitched together. It's supposed to be consistent. A culture has an idea for how a shirt or armor is made. A culture is people conforming to a standard. The costuming fails to show that they are one people.
Andrew Cook
Normies are too stupid an indoctrinated to appreciate historical things. They can't accept historical customs, beliefs or fashion at face value. They want it to be dudes in leather pants with 21st century values and beliefs running around doing nonsensical things.
Sebastian Morales
thats called a bevor
very important to protect the neck
Andrew Moore
Diversity. The woman looks more masculine than all the men combined.
In rl she'd be blowing the enemy jacking two simultaneously while dping other two. Three hundred other waiting nearby.
Brody Bailey
The microscopic arrows will go right through it.
Aiden Turner
How about a show like Poldark, about a knight and their manor?
Anthony Cox
you shit and piss in your armor if you have to
Julian Baker
>microscopic arrows
wut
Joshua Morgan
Jeremiah Sanders
It's all about the shrink ray, bud.
Matthew Bennett
I dont think we've ever seen any depiction, real or exaggerated, of what a knights manor and demesne would be like
Jaxon Hernandez
>pregnant armour
Samuel Russell
Brandon Williams
wut
Elijah Walker
Robert Lee
does it have pregnant nudity?
Jacob Hughes
Guédelon is kino
Jace Gonzalez
wut
Jeremiah Phillips
Knightfall.
Brandon Hill
Don't know, not seen it. Just find the pregnant armor ridiculous
Blake Carter
>why am I being attacked by this man I have insulted
Dominic Collins
yeah no people in that crow could grab him
Luis Ramirez
a very unrealistic depiction of a jew
why didnt he scream in pain as he was stabbing him?
Sebastian Bailey
>literally stabbed in the back
Ian Nguyen
okay so we've got a setting, and a lady of the manor , but what is the story?
Adam Foster
pogrom time
Hudson Reed
the knight was the best fighter in Deadliest Warrior: The Game
Easton Ramirez
I thought they lived in the castle
Jaxson Murphy
No.
Christian Harris
Shit in that case they must be the best warriors of all time
It's set in stone
Jaxson Turner
>but what is the story?
A knight returns from the Fourth Crusade and tries to live with the knowledge of what he has done. He lies to his wife about having freed the Holy Land, but the secret comes out when a war buddy comes to visit and boasts the treasures of the greeks that he looted.
Matthew Young
Some did but there were more knights than castles.
Lincoln Rodriguez
>crusaders were actually... LE BAD
bit trite I feel
Brody Lopez
The Anarchy, the first English civil war that everyone forgets about.
Fought for a whopping 15 years from 1138 to 1153 after the death of Henry I between his nephew Stephen and daughter Matilda.
Henry I only legitimate son died leaving no issue and he himself was too old to produce more heirs, he made his lords swear loyalty his his daughter but 12th century Anglo-Normans weren't about to take orders from a woman and so their oaths were buried with him.
Ended in a stalemate with Stephen agreeing to accept Matildas son his heir. That was Henry II so not a bad ending.
The story could be a Norman knight returning from Italy (yeah the Normans were there for a long time too and that is also something that never gets seen in tv or film) to claim his brothers estate after his death in battle.
Lots of political intrigue navigating the different factions, muh modern political relevance in the Anglo-Normans rejecting Matilda, class conflict in the Anglo-Saxons being ruled over by Normans, etc
Connor Miller
A knights residence would be a fortified manor house
Initially made of wood, then later stone
That is essentially a castle, on a smaller scale
Adam Stewart
The Catalan Company going to Byzantine could be a good subject
Brayden Diaz
Nigger the 4th crusade was the one where the crusaders decided not to bother with the holy land and simply looted (Christian) Constantinople
Jackson Cruz
>christian
>eastern orthodox
Jack Ward
Oh, okay
Kevin Allen
But being in the 12th century would mean people are only wearing maille
No plate :(
Carter Lewis
>Everything I did was for this family, always for the family!
David Edwards
>I had to loot and pillage
Brody Young
Kingdom of Heaven
Hudson Edwards
>tv shows
Andrew Brooks
Literally what squires are for. Drinking your piss
Nicholas Anderson
Kys weeb
Joshua Garcia
it's appropriate because they didn't have culture
Kevin Brooks
Game of Thrones
Colton Gutierrez
Knights trained in their armor
they trained in wrestling, knife fighting, sword fighting, poleaxe fighting, and jousting
reconstructions of bodies uncovered at battlefield mass burials have determined that they had the build comparable to a modern day rugby player
John Campbell
Armour in this show is immaculate after S1 where Jorah fights the savage and BTFOs his face
Jackson Allen
that guy in front is clearly a noble too
Samuel Young
Whats this in the red circle? How does it work?
Jason Foster
Actually based, but no plate armor, though. Italian wars would be kino
Kevin Morales
those are buckles
they hold the fauld to the curaiss
Dylan Powell
Leather straps with buckles. Hold the oieces together. Have you never seen a leather belt? It works the same..
Jaxon Ward
the thing about the Italian wars is they were all fought by the mercenary Condottiori too
Aaron Bell
I need pictures...
Wyatt Rodriguez
The King
Aiden Miller
Those helmets look ridiculous
Joshua Cox
OPs picture explains it all
get Ospreys Warrior #124: Teutonic Knight, 1190-1561
it explains what all the numbered items are in OPs picture,
this is also an Osprey, not sure of the book but if you find it it will also explain
Julian Hall
>swords against plate
why Hollywood why
they used poleaxes
the sword was the _side arm_
Grayson Scott
It's a duel, of course they use swords/daggers