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you think this is a fucking game

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>voy often the most light hearted and chill star trek show
>also contains the most body horror and existential dread episodes 10 to 1 over any other series
?
Why is voyagers tone so all over the place? It literally goes from fun holodeck adventures to the cloned crew dying horribly in 2 episodes

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Did McCoy get any pussy in the whole original series?

TFW it's a sulu robs a liquor store episode

I want to coom inside this GILF

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i would argue that the vidiians are the best non-human villains in all of star trek and shit all over the borg.

Only early Voy was horror

Episode 1 it was highly implied he used to fuck the pussy of the lady the salt monster was mimicking back in the day

>Did McCoy get any pussy in the whole original series?
Yes. He literally got married.

well you're wrong

It was strongly implied that he was tapping yeoman whatever her name is in this episode.
Kirk just fucked a plant dummy dressed up as his old gf for a few days at least McCoy had some real pussy.

Brannon Braga pushing and pulling to do his thing.

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Course, aka the followup episode to demon, is like very late in season 5 and is one of the most if not the most depressing star trek episode put on television

I am tracking your file names.

I remember year of hell being my most hated voy moment.
All that bullshit over a two parter just for a time jump reset.
All the time travel fuckery made me angry regularly in voy.

>Jesus is risen!
I mean, so was Neelix, but no one made a big deal about it.

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mine are very consistently snake case with horrible puns and stupid nondescriptive shit in them

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hoshi is the best asian on ENT

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I see a Patrician has arrived

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Literally the only episode I will not rewatch.
It has no point other than to make you miserable.

I'm calling your mom.

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Are those linebreaks in your posts? Get out!

Dr. McCoy wasn't even in the true first TOS episode.

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kewl

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>fantasizes about being raped
>complains about rape attempt
shes hot but not hot enough

That's not even the biggest time travel related sin in voy even though it's annoying

Episode 2 and 3 of season fucking ONE are BOTH goddam causality based time travel episodes. They are actually both pretty good episodes but still, nearly identical plots for the first two real episodes of the show.
Unbelievably retarded, especially as season 1 actually has some of the best plot diversity in trek

>GENERAL ORDER TWO: Jesus is risen! Happy Easter!
Indeed

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safe bet

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Fourth best TOS girl behind pic related, the girl from Wink of an Eye, and the doctor chick from Dagger of the Mind.

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Only funposters allowed in this thread mister.

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i unironically love the sarah silverman episodes AND the andy dick episode. VOY breaks all the rules.

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Me on the right

Voy is kino and I'm tired of pretending it's not

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I mean it has some good stories that are actually Star Trek. Though it had it's flaws.

>ywn be Captain Pike

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It was nice to see that clone janeway Is as much of a retard as real janeway as she had 4 or 5 chances to save them but killed everyone over "muh principles" anyway

Where do you rank this Klingon qt?

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Catwoman was the superior Orion

Voyager was shit the minute Mulgrew opened her mouth to speak. Prime Kes was a cute with a sexy ass voice tho

>Literally considered dialing it back and becoming an orion slave trader.
Most based captain.

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>Me on the right
But not on the left?

its got amazing characters and some very rare better-than-tng scripts and then it's got a lot of garbage

Where do you rank?

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It's a 'we need to have T'Pol in decontamination' episode

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So do all the shows
>tos season 3 is borderline unwatchable outside 3 or 4 episodes
>tng s1 is rough, and s7 is mediocre outside of all good things
>ds9 completely shits the bed in mid s6 and whiffs the ending
>ent got canceled as soon as they hit their stride
Still all far better than anything we've gotten since

would
would
Ehhhhh, yeah still would
still would.

ENHANCE

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I haven't actually gotten to TOS S3 yet.
I was a DS9 fag and look at it through rose colored glasses.
But the thing about those kind of shows was if there was a stinker of an ep on you just turned it off and came back next week and it didn't matter in syndicated shows.

I wonder how universally acclaimed star trek would be if they did 12 episode seasons and the shit scripts never got made

>Mayweather, get your ass in the barn, I'll be over there when I finish my pecan pie boy

>Kes
Trash character
>Torres
Trash
>Chakotay
Useless
>Neelix
Useless
>Tom
Bland
>Kim
Boring
>Janeway
Alright
>Tuvok
Based
>The Doctor
Based
>Seven
Based

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i agree.
wanna go to the holodeck and makeout?

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She's like in the low 40s. She was cute in the 1960s but not a smokeshow like lots of the TOS babes.

I think tng and tos are both accurately appraised
Ds9 is a little overrated
Voy is a little underrated
ENT is criminally underrated

Actually maybe tng is a bit overrated out in the wild, but it doesn't get a disproportionate amount of love on /trek/

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Probably around 30.

>Neelix useless
And into the trash this ranking goes.

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>tng is a bit overrated out in the wild
It is. It's only accurately rated on /trek/

Retard
>year 0
Non-Retard
>year 1

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tos is underrated
tng is overrated
dsn is overrated
voy is underrated
ent is underrated

>Kes, Chakotay
garbage, granted
>Torres
not as bad as all that, she has some early features that are alright and when she settles down into being just Tom's wife that's.... alright? weird for trek but comfy.
>Neelix
Terrible with Kes, okay on his own. Amazing when paired up with literally anyone else. Kes leaving made the show so much better because Neelix was free.
>Tom
TNG era bad boy, his vibe is one of the few things tying VOY into more legit trek
>Kim
Is hilarious because of how pathetic and boring he is. He is simultaneously an overachiever and a complete failure all at once, like some arrested development character. Great addition to the team.
>Insaneway
pure kino
>Tuvok
extremely based and yet 1000% better with neelix.
>Doctor
>Seven
better on their own than in other combinations, kind of harms the overall show that way.

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TOS season 3 isn't like unbearably bad your first time through, but you will never want to rewatch any of the episodes again outside those 3 or 4 good ones

It's also just jarring considering how good season 2

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Tom and Kim are weak-ish individually, but they make a kino pair
So do Tom and bellana, but unfortunately that takes screen time away from Tom and Kim bro time

Pecan Pie is based

>extremely based and yet 1000% better with neelix
indeed

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too skinny. small, rat face. gap tooth

she's not even in the same league as this goddess

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OUTRAGEOUSLY based opinions

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Wrong.

The Kazon were definitely awful and I see why they abandoned them as bad guys. They a) never seem like a threat like the Romulans for example and b) seem way too retarded to have figured out space travel

jesus is stupid
god is dumb

yeah, kazons are trailer trash garbage people. vidiians though are simultaneously abominable can't-be-allowed-to-live and sympathetic gotta-save-my-people type all at once. Super underused.

>tom is a weak character

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I can't Imagine I am going to see a better yeoman in tos.

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It's not like you can keep using them when you're supposed to be moving in a straight line at high warp.

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c) broccoli

Mine would still be thin at 50. Yours wouldn't.

They had space craft and they struggled for water
water, the most common compound in the universe

shes the yeoman during that faggy kirk/spock backrub scene right? shes is probably the best one
youtube.com/watch?v=XW5Qx7jU9pU

I couldn't stand B'Elanna. She always behaved like a woman on her period. So annoying

>calling Tom or Kim weak characters when they have so many kino episodes

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Would Voyager have been different if the arrays were trans and hated trump?

That doesn't look like funposting mister.

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theres no reason vidiians can't be all over the place, they're delta quadrant natives. they really are fantastic.

she actually worked really well with kim, he didn't spaghetti around her and she was happy he wasn't an idiot. idk why she didn't get in on the tom & kim shenanigans.

The Voyager cast is too human for autists, that's what makes it so kino for patricians.