ITT: childhood faps

me too!
she gets naked in trading places. her 10/10 tits activated my puberty and libido

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I have never, ever masturbated to Jamie Lee Curtis.

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I fapped to this scene, but I imagine it was my mom that was dressed like that. You can imagine my disappointing when I check her panty drawer and didn't find any thongs.

same. neat body but her face is just... ugh

you couldve given her thongs for a birthday or christmas

it was always whatever crazy bimbos showed up on spike or Sci-fi channel

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Fag. Her body was great. Its that librarian face and dyke hair

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>Be me
>Oh shit that nigga Eddie and that Canadian nigga Danny made a movie together? Oh lol this is soooo funny
>This scene comes up
>ZAMN JAMIE LOOKS LIKE THAT?!?!?

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saw this on adult swim late one night when i was like 6

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All women are whores even your mother.

my dad caught me watching this once

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i still shoot fat rope to this qt

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>adult swim
You mean cartoon network.

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Story?

if this came out today people would market it as empowering that FINALLY you have a strong ethnic female lead. then pol would sperg out about the male doofus character that supposedly undermines white men's status or something
but back then it was just happy faps on a sunday afternoon. politicising entertainment was a mistake

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for a moment i thought this was some kay parker kino

Good call. Time for some Kay Parker classics this festive Easter evening.

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long

i didn't remember this

she was beautiful at that age I was dissapointed when I saw her nips in Neon Demon

I would If I thought that she'd wear them. I've had to settle for giving her less skimpy panties.

Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

>When your parents let you watch national lampoon's vacation forgetting there is a naked shower scene of the wife

Was it national lampoons senior trip or something that had the "Forrest Humps" porn parody scene?

based

The Wally world one with John Candy as the roller coaster operator lol

there it is.

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10/10 if troll, 7/10 if copypasta

Was looking for this myself

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Arnold would 100% nail Jamie Lee Curtis because Arnold is so high test that he will fuck anything. Pic related.

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adulthood faps
geriatric faps

I remember watching it on youtube and the description was "edited out the weird guy".

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newfag

The Mexican maid was nice to him, nurtured him and listened to him, which is what his wife wasn't doing. When you rail enough bitches you reach a weird enlightenment where you care less about looks. It's the permavirgins who want only 10/10 aryan goddesses.

Ditto. Perfect body. Acceptable face for an 80s aerobics chick.

>The Mexican maid was nice to him, nurtured him and listened to him, which is what his wife wasn't doing. When you rail enough bitches you reach a weird enlightenment where you care less about looks.
These things are true but that's not why Arnold fucked her. Arnold fucked her because the steroids he was taking made him so horny he would fuck anything even slightly resembling a vagina.

Nicole's.

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That sex scene from Excalibur where Uther fucks Igrayne was my first fap to a movie/tv scene.

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Why do they make the animals look so sexy?

Am I the only who liked girls my age?

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a classic

for me it was lacey in lost in space

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Alexa Vega in Spy Kids.

Never jerk it to crazy.

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definitely looks like her. Linda Carter prettier tho

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Why do they always have to fuck it up by tweeting their stupidity? Damn it Jamie

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