Hello, i'm here for the date

>Hello, i'm here for the date

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How the fuck did he think this outfit was a good idea?

>i 'm not too big but i think i will fit in you

what did he mean by this?

You know what? I dont even care about anything anymore :'(

he has a small penis but it's big enough to fill a child

His dick is built for cuncuns.

He has a small dick that isn't big enough for an adult woman but good enough for a young girl.
Sad!
Many such cases.

HANSON YOU YELLUH BELLIED BANDIT

IM HERE FOR YOU

When you are a fat fuck as an adult your dick basically shrinks, for guys who are obese throughout childhood this is even worse. That cowpoke had a lil ole pecker.

HANSON

IM LOOKING FOR YOU HANSEN

COME OUT WEARING IRON HANSEN

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Kek

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THIS OL' DECOYHOME ISN'T BIG ENOUGH FOR THE BOTH OF US HANSEN

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link the video

I love this meme so fucking much bros

>Courage is saddling up anyway

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>when he reaches into his pocket and you can literally see Chris Hanson watch his life flash before his eyes

>14
>child

She is legit wet for him. You can tell the actress developed a fetish for old ugly bastards and creams her panties thinking about their massive bodies on top of her

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nice thread theme

link the fucking video

>youtube.com/watch?v=w_b6dto-JVY

HANSEN YOU SCOUNDREL
GET OUT HERE RIGHT NOW AND FILL YOUR HAND WITH IRON
YOU GOT A DATE WITH THE DEVIL AND IM YOUR ESCORT YOU CUNNNY RUSTLING SUNNOVABITCH

>No you're really a big guy
what did she mean by this?

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COME HERE CHILD

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God I love this meme

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who has the photoshop where hes playing texas holdm with hansen and a deck of cards

>he wasn't alone

>mah name is ethan ralph and I'm here to break some bucks, starting with Shyster Rekieta

what an awful hairline for a girl, very unfortunate

Jeepers creepers
Where'd you get those peepers?

stfu faggot

kino

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The Judge?

Someone post the true detective edit

What's the most you ever lost on a chat log?

THE CHOKESLAM, BY GAWD THE CHOKESLAM

rundown?

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Holy shit that game was a fucking turd makes me angry all over again just remembering it

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How retarded are these pedos? Does this ugly autistic fatass really think that he managed to get a date with a teen?

there's a man
goin' round
takin' hams

remake2 made me stop giving normalfags the benefit of the doubt for all of eternity

It was a fine game

HANSEN
YA YELLABELLIED SNAKE IN THE GRASS
IM CALLIN YOU OUT HANSEN

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Desperation makes you believe anything, he is probably also very stupid and thought she was just an unaware dumb teen like in his favourite hentai.

>>>/reddit/

Name 3 things it did worse than the og

Listening to this as I peruse the thread.
Thanks fren.

i'm yer huckleberry

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post yours. let's see that norwood

She was so cute. I love smol girls

>no one posted the webm of her biting her lip

worse character designs
flanderization of the characters
a brutal attempt to disown the franchise and start fresh but without a clear direction

kek

pls no I can't jerk off again

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