Is Yea Forums a Drake or Josh board?

wasnt josh hanging around with some faggot youtubers? one of them was cancelled for dressing up as a native american or something. i hate josh, seems like a huge narcissist thats resentful people still look at him like hes a fatty (because he is)

This. Josh is a insecure little girl. A GIRL! He’s a stupid petty faggot fr doe. Maybe all those years of envy and being the fat one really messed him up tho. But I don’t think Drake really did anything wrong to him ever, he just doesn’t like Drake because he was the cooler one between for so long

>Josh Peck says he had a "Sopranos" moment at the 2017 VMA's where he demanded Drake apologize to his wife for revealing he wasn't invited to their wedding. However, Josh livestreamed his meeting with Drake and no such demand took place.
Imagine actually being insecure enough to lie about something like this.

>Josh approached Drake about making a reboot to their show. However, the script that was given to Drake was clearly written out of spite. The show was titled "Josh and Drake." Drake was written as a failed musician in Mexico, complete with multiple racist stereotypes
Which is funny since at first glance Josh looks more Mexican than Drake.

> I was there at the VMAs, I was next to Drake. I was the one who told him Josh was coming [up to us with the camera.] I was there, heard it all. Drake was never threatened by Josh….that’s actual hilarious. Bro you’re not tough.
>Also, yea, Drake apologized to your wife because you asked him nicely to. We actually hung out after that. Multiple times. We talked multiple times since then. You’re a fucking liar. A fucking liar, Josh
Okay, but how much funny powder would it take to get Miranda's take on all this?

Who are you quoting?

I think tv Is more of a megan board. Amirite or amirite?

Neither was actually going to play a mexican, it was mainly a parody of Drake’s life because he moved to Mexico. Apparently what was racist was they wrote in the cartel and made Mexico seem like a stereotypically racist place because of all the danger and drugs

JANET VON SCHMELING
Janet Von Schmeling, Drake's wife. (Yes that's her real name)

Von Schmeling? Her name is Von… Schmeling. I actually really like that last name but it sounds like a goofy name for someone in a movie. Perhaps the pink panther would have someone named Von Schmeling

I can't stand Josh after lying like this, I can't stand his big fake smile and how he whores himself out for atention

When is Drake going to recover from the underage scandal?

A reboot without Dan Schneider would suck

It sounds like the name of an uppity rich person from an undefined european country with a comically large moustache who wants to shut down the local skatepark to build a luxury country club for other snooty rich people

Already has

Yeah you described that so well I can already see Von Schmeling existing. I can even imagine a group of kids sabotaging his efforts in funny cartoonish ways until he finally gives up

>drake is a pedophile
Is it not obvious who’s side Yea Forums is on?

Max Schmeling famout boxer in the 30's. Schmeling was a rather prominent noble name in Prussia

i'll take the one that isn't a dirty kike

Not sure about their current beef but they reprised their characters on a Robot Chicken sketch recently.
>youtu.be/27MBXtkFvYY

josh turned into what drake was, drake turned into what most disney star's end up as

How was he found not guilty if he literally plead guilty to felony child endangerment

Its all show anyway. All depends on the money. If they get 5 million for a single reunion episode for Drake and Josh you can bet that they instantly agree

Never watched Disney channel because it all looked like stuff for girls and fags. I just didn't get why Disney's own channel was 80% live action when you could watch Cartoon Network or Nickelodeon with 90% cartoons and then get live action kino like Nick at Nite and Adult Swim

this generation's simon and garfunkel

youtube.com/watch?v=q19Zd3gGDUE

essentially after drake got caught out texting minors josh has been distancing himself.

That’s interesting I didn’t know that. I think what really does it for me is the Von part, though. Most people combined their last names into one, or just removed the Von suffix some generations ago. That combined with schmeling sounds like an English parody of a Germanic person talking and saying smelling. It’s just a bit too much I can’t help but almost laugh at it

>Max Schmeling famout boxer in the 30's. Schmeling was a rather prominent noble name in Prussia
She's from Paraguay. Her family stole the name, or she's the maid's spawn.

>How was he found not guilty if he literally plead guilty to felony child endangerment
The same way he weds and has a baby during all of it: he made a deal with someone to get him out of trouble.

Kek

youtu.be/jUaAy-AkkJ4
This is 90% of Yea Forums

Josh is a bitch. I mean look at the expression he's making in OP's pic, what the fuck is that? He needs a good slap

huh? why american niggggers are called tyrone washington? they stole the name? no you dumbass whities thought it was a good a idead to give them european names.

wonder what her pussy von schmells like

I listened to a bit of a podcast with josh on it, man that guy sounded weird as FUCK
both literally (his voice is really high) and just generally (shilled improvement nonsense that sounded very COPE tastic)

>1. Josh is a proven liar
>2. None of the allegations against drake had a shred of evidence
Drake is getting a bad rep these days, but Josh is a slimy jew.

>stereotypes
I'm so sick of this phrase, as if Mexico doesn't have a problem with drugs, the cartel, govt corruption and generally being unsafe for a majority of the people. If none of this was true then why are they constantly flooding America's borders?

Both cockheads.

>"Sopranos" moment
I cringed

Drake obviously. Josh is a bitter loser and he'll always be the pity pathetic loser that nobody likes.

How many people in Mexico are in the cartel or suffer from the cartel? It is a stereotype if less than 1% of the population but is blown out of proportion in representation. Mexico has plenty of other things than cartels and crime and it is a stereotype to reduce their existence to such. Stereotypes exist for a reason, but you can't reasonably wonder why those lost in the mix would be annoyed or upset about it.

Freed slaves got to pick their own names so they just stole famous white names for the sense of prestige or "Freeman"

got to finally pick their own cotton

>huh? why american niggggers are called tyrone washington? they stole the name? no you dumbass whities thought it was a good a idead to give them european names.
Her forebears are the maid's baby, then, like Mildred's son. It is what it is -- but what she isn't is pure Prussian.

American blacks are 20% minimum and up to 70% European due to being 'the maid's spawn', fren. The number of black descendants of white founding fathers is embarrassing. Only immigrants whose families arrived in the 1900s or later believe blacks stole those last names, because that's what immigrants had to do in order to better assimilate. Everyone else who's been here awhile gets polite chuckles out of the salaciousness of it all.

>>"Sopranos" moment
>I cringed
Josh lives inside his own head, and not in the real world. He thinks his lies are truth. That script hand-off is a pathetic story. As for Drake, he lives in a past himself. Sexting teenagers is probably a safe space for him, a return to relevance.

They both need to move far away from that TV show to gain inner peace as people and as entertainers.

but then why are they like that, but Miranda is just kinda hanging out, showing feet?

We've always been a Drake board. I never believed Josh Peck's bullshit persona. It was also always weird how all the other Nick kids still remained on good terms with Drake up until the pedo allegations, but no one gave a shit about Josh until he started begging for work.

>Mexico has plenty of other things than cartels and crime and it is a stereotype to reduce their existence to such.
Mexico is trash, the border is trash, illegals are trash, their anchor babies are trash and their marijuana is below shit tier. The beaches are nice, though.

>Drake was written as a failed musician in Mexico

didnt he literally change his name and move to mexico last year? lol

Drake and Josh was on Nick retard.

Why Drake is not in the iCarly reboot?

Joshcels are pure cope lel

Because Miranda Cosgrove is a tranny who looks like Michael Jackson

Well Josh Peck is a shitty Hollywood kike and Drake Bell is a based cunny connoisseur and not part of the tribe so the answer is obvious

John aged better, that's for sure.

Drake Campaña looks like he'll be perfect for the Terry Davis biopic in a few years