Andy Dick

checked

welp. I guess someone tried. Not really swatted since they said they were doing a wellness check.

>they were doing a wellness check.

You know....they didn't do all that great of a job if they left thinking everything was fine.

Unless someone says they're kidnapped or that they are having a medical emergency, tehre's not much to be done. "I am here of my own free will" is enough to get them to leave.

>Hmm...Former movie star pantsless and drinking and drugging himself to death on a ratty cot.
>Weirdo constantly clad in flower pants and shirtless who bursts into incoherent rage at any minute.
>Welp, everything checks out here folks, have a great day!

What does Froggy think of all this?

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lay it on me frogman, what's the hot take?

The shirtless guy holding him hostage is crazy and has a gun.

andy's gonna impregnate jewel and then attila will murder them both with that axe he's always swinging around

Ina previous vid he runs off one of andy's drug dealers with his gun drawn.

just lmao that "elisa jordana" is still circling the drain

imagine falling infinitely lower than pretending to fuck "benjy bronk" for clout

does he literally just spend all his days now drugged out barely awake on that cot in that filthy shithole apt?

I'm glad I don't know who or what you're referencing.

as someone whomst've watched his halfway house daytime television show watching antics last week i *appreciate* this thread

>auuuugh....

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yeah, he just drinks and watches tv, then tells bullshit stories to his dipshit abductor. Occasionally they start bickering with each other and voices are raised, guns are drawn, stools are kicked in half, but it's mainly just andy watching tv and drinking.

Seriously though what the fuck was this? Why did froggy show up and no one even mention it?

youtube.com/watch?v=WDx5G1gfWMs

shit's getting good. flabby's losing it.

New general? youtube.com/watch?v=WDx5G1gfWMs

>pedo goes on a 2 minute rant about how he needs Andy to stop talking
>Andy just ignores it all and starts talking about the movie playing
kek

the cot is actually an upgrade. before he was just laying on their tile kitchen floor and drinking and passing out.

It's sad to think that most people in this thread aren't old enough to remember In the Army Now

youtu.be/bLSqNX9tGaE?t=534

it's pretty funny that this faggot is losing his mind and needs some space and to get normal sleep, but he wont let himself since he has to stand guard of his prisoner.
>andy suggests they go for a walk
>wappy: ill go on the patio
I'm hoping Andy eventually comes to his senses, and starts to drug his captors.

If I were a billionaire, I would finance a sequel. This is quintessential 90s cheesy film. I loved watching this on HBO as a kid in the early 2000s. It was always on for some reason.

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My man Andy is 17 steps ahead of this simpleton. He's already fucked his wife like 130 times, and is currently setting him up to get arrested to get rid of him, so he can continue staying there and do his drugs more freely.

Last time they went on a walk he punched Andy in the ribs and very nearly threw him into oncoming traffic, that’s how he’s justifying basically keeping Andy locked up in a cage kek

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That wasn't Andy's drug dealer, it was a Hungarian man from Canada who once got a $10,000 donation in his sleep from Mr. Beast and it legit turned him into a crazy person always chasing that high. Drove 4 hours to sleep in his Volvo sedan and leech off Andy Dick, immediately ejected and gun pulled because he tried to take Andy Dick to the store.

>not a drug dealer
>Hungarian man

seems like we're splitting hairs here.

>they're watching a movie where a girl is being held down against her will and forcibly drugged
meta

Why, hello there, Mr. Andy! I has found a 25-gauge needle to use as a Geig-O-Countah on you in yo' sleep!

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>some dinguns installs an stream
>bring some D list celebrity to his house
>he get high and becomes a potato couch
>receive money because of it
Basically a digital opium den

Props to Attila for staying with and even impregnating that psycho banshee cunt Jewel. I would have beaten that crazy whore to death long ago

I'm just surprised you consider him d list. He's not really on the list anymore, if you get me.

i don't get the appeal of this at all

>they were injecting her
>they were drugging her
>she wasnt possessed
Andy...

He's a scum bag loser but yet i feel bad for him only for the fact he looks like my uncle who became an addict after being abused all his life

I often wonder if social media creates this kind of lolcow degeneracy, or if such degeneracy always existed and social media just highlights it like nothing before.

nice

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lmao

Oh trust me, i know tons of people like this, long before social media existed. Growing up i knew kid's parents who were basically just drugs addicts crashing on people's couches, drinking and smoking drugs all day.

Degenerates have always existed and right now there's someone injecting heroin into their arm with babies in the room.

This shit just enables belligerent assholes.

>This shit just enables belligerent assholes.

I love that people are donating money to this.

I know the reference and although not better for it, it doesn't bother me. Aleeesia Jordana.

faggy is the type to keep his grandmother with dementia drugged up, unfed, and bedridden to collect her social security checks.

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not only do you think you live in a world where the cops can take you away for being a drunk moron in your own home with a couple of friends, but you think they have a moral obligation to do so. incredible.

i would say you're pretty rational if you had actual context to the situation.
I'm sure you missed the part a few days ago when wappy took andy outside and punched him/pushed him into oncoming traffic and then "saved" him.

>not only do you think you live in a world where the cops can take you away for being a drunk moron in your own home with a couple of friends

They actually can do that, yes.

>but you think they have a moral obligation to do so

They might, i dunno. Are you exposing yourself, or waving a gun around and taunting people that they think you're not man enough to turn this motherfucker on yourself?

Lynchian

Can you dumb newfags not donate?
Wappy taking all the money, he's made nearly 3k in 4 days of this shit.
The speakers muted half the time, and andy doesn't pay attention to it either.
>philhartman
>lovitz
He doesn't give a shit, it's donation bait.
You're taking the bait, neck yourself if you donate to these fags. The sooner the donations dry up the sooner andy will be livestreamed on an rv full of drunks and full of cocaine making content. Him watching movies sleeping in a cot is not worth paying for.

He literally did nothing wrong and was funnier than most. Hope the curse of Norm MacDonald Live (((Pfizer))) doesn't kill him.

This faggot has always deserved the rope because he is talentless and unfunny. I’m Dane Cook btw not sure if that matters