*sigh*

>your a big saviour

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Jesus poisoned himself with tetrodotoxin from a pufferfish to survive the crucifixion and come back to life. He learned this trick from Melchizedek who himself learned it from the hermetic Greco-Egyptian magic practiced by medjay. His plan was foiled by a roman soldier stabbing him while on the cross. Although the tetrodotoxin kept his metabolism low enough to survive the stabbing and not bleed to death and eventually reawaken in the cave 3 days later, it still ended up mortally wounding him and causing him to die once the tetrodotoxin wore off. The tetrodotoxin was most likely administered to Jesus before his crucifixion by his disciples as a way to survive the incoming pains.

>for jew

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Dark science,cloning,secrets only jews knew

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>Yer not gonna believe this. This guy took on the sins of all mankind. He was a carpenter

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Good meme

Have you ever heard the tragedy of Saint John the Baptist?

>his cross had wane and was split...

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how many months have you been planning this post

>intense music rises

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drake? wheres the body of christ..

His grail looked like shit

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Needs to be red text

>2Passion 2Christ

Jesus was a Pharisee. That's why he was constantly calling out the leaders for their hypocrisy -- it was personal to him. That's why Nicodemus went to him.

>probably
All Jews go to hell so yeah

Kek that's better than mine. Was trying not to swear haha

>T-THEY POSTED IT AGA-CK!

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why did the jews demand Jesus be killed?

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he was annoying

>Well congratulations, you got yourself caught. What’s the next step in your master plan?

Because Jesus came to establish a new covenant that doesn't line up with OT law and it pissed off the Jewish Pharisees because they had their heads so far up their own self righteous asses.
They constantly took issue with his teachings

>the crucifixion i just filed with rome lists dismas and gestus here but only one of you!

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>Saving this planet

Akwaaaard

because Jesus wouldn't let them sell foreskins in the temple

Wait, so what should they have done then? "Go on, pal, walk all over our turf - plenty of people to milk for all of us!" - is this how it should've gone?

Daily reminder that Jesus is the story of Krishna brought by Megasthenes to the Greeks in 300BC. Hari-Krishna became Heracles and Krishna became Kristos that eventually became Christ.

>He could actually save people from death?

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>Please listen to my schizo theories so I don't feel bad for denying Christ

No

>Wait, so what should they have done then?
Realized that he is the messiah that was prophesied about. But he had to be killed in order to fulfill all of the prophecies. He is the last blood sacrifice for all sins (the lamb)

Pontius and his wife converted when they heard he was back. Read his letters.

So you don't really have a point, you just like to play retard in your free time? Alright then.

The promised Jewish messiah grants the Jews dominion over the entire world and its riches for eternity. Jesus instead offered spiritual eternity.

Well they got all of that already so who was it?

Sabbatai Zevi

It hasn't happened yet. In Kabala there are some conditions that have to be fulfilled for him to come. Some of those conditions sound suspiciously like all gentiles dying and one or two thirds of jews dying as well

christbros...

So Fauci is their messiah?

Can you not read?

I havent ruled out the possibility that that is what recent events are about

NOO YOU CANT USE JEW CREATIONS TO PROMOTE THE RESURRECTION OF AN ANTI-SEMITE

He said the talmud was a load of shit, this made the rabbis really mad because they needed the talmud to boss around the lesser jews.

They will worship the ant!christ as their messiah.
Get saved bros

The Talmud did not exist back then. They made it up centuries later to cope with their temple being destroyed and pretended it was oral tradition they were codifying

I'm waiting to see if biblical stuff actually happens or if they're just larping

>his tables looked like shit

I still can't conceptualize how Jesus "wasn't recognized" after the Resurrection. Did he physically look different or have some kind of hypnotic suggestion placed on the 12?

>the guy resurrected 37 corinthians

He had his glorified body after the resurrection as it is written that everyone will have

Something to do with him ascending to a higher plane, maybe?

This is a phenomenon with Haitian voodoo zombies as well. Once someone dies society wants to move on. If they come back they are often rejected by society, even by their family members.

>Wait, so what should they have done then?
Uhhh follow the Son of God?

It makes literally no sense because he could have just told them something he had told them in complete privacy. Plus, he's fucking God, why would he even need that long?

>he actually believes in le magic space wizard with le magic mini me

Jesus was in Hell freeing the righteous dead during the time he was dead. But 3 also has importance in the occult.

Who says he *needed* it?

>Yeah bro, he didn't fulfill any of their prophecies
>But they should have just believed he was the Messiah because of miracles no one except a group of copers 50 years later claimed they saw
If Jesus was actually capable of miracles, and was messianic in any way, the Jewish leaders would have literally bent over and let him fuck them up the ass if it meant freedom from Roman rule, and dominion over the world through their faith, regardless of what he preached. Hell, I'm sure if he actually had those powers, even if he told them to worship Baal they'd have thrown out all their customs.

>not including the GOAT

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