What are some good movies or shows involving airplanes?

is that really cruise?

I miss kinoplexposting. My jpg of an anvil is getting dusty.

Airplane

No, retard. It's a costume party in Australia.

These are the >people telling you to wear the mask

did cruise attend that party?

What do you even do in this situation?

that seems like it would stink up the entire plane

Honestly this is why I pay much much more and fly Business. I will never fly coach idc how short the flight is. Flying is now riding a Greyhound bus in the sky.

t. retard

Slam pig material

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how the fuck did they even allow them to bring food in there at all?

I really really try not to hate negroes. It's so hard sometimes, bros.

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Yes I was there

why's he smiling the whole way through

Take your shame. He would have been ashamed either way. He was clearly taking a run up to try and dunk which he wouldn't have been able to do.

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OK, lets pretend she never eats crawdads on a plane.

OK, are you there?

Imagine she bekons you into her shitty home. Lets you to lay on her lap, face up, and slowly takes those massive chocolate melons out. "AYO WHITE BOY, YOU WANT SOME?". She slowly lowers the massive tit onto your head and the smooth, large and hard coco nips fills your mouth. You can't see shit cos her tits are completely obscuring your vision, but you feel her hand move across your jeans and against your cock. She takes it out and you can feel her large obnoxious nails. They even clink off eachother at times. She slowly starts to jerk you off. "AYO YALL BETTUH HURRY. MY MANGS HOME IN UH HOUR. I JUST WANT THAT WHITE BOY NUT".

hhahaha then 1 week later she presses a kitchen knife to your neck, while she mouths you and rapes you

Thetans

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Cruisebros... not like this

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Niggers on a Plane (2006)
>I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF THESE MOTHERFUCKING NIGGERS ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING PLANE
classic

yea the food doesn't help either

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Imagine the smell

Passenger 57

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I really really really want some cheez its now

a hearty kek to you sir

I've never eaten lobster but I've heard it's very expensive. How much would a meal like cost? I feel like that meal couldn't be less than $200, but they're also flying in coach so maybe I'm overestimating.

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MMMMHMMM WE EATIN GOOD TODAY!!! #HUSTLEMENTALITY #CEOMINDEST #INTERNATIONALLIFE #SPIRITAIRLINES

If she paid for the center seat to hold a tray of lobsters, let that bitch eat lobsters

really doubt it, which is why someone took a picture and why she has those evil eyes

that's what i immediately though of after seeing op

MOMMY

Yeah, there was a kid there whose dad died on 9/11. Cruise said to the kid SUCKS THAT YOUR DADA IS DEAD HAHA! He started acting like he was the planes that hit the world trade center. He kept going VVVVRRRR KAKAKAKAKABOOM HAHA YEAH! It was insane, but he did sign an autograph.

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there was no basket

Give it to me straight, southernbros, are crayfish good? They look good but I don't want to be disappointed

there are very few things worse on this earth than a fat black woman

This. I'm a fat fetishist, but fat black women are just nasty.

That king shutting his nose from the fish smell is too much

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I believe you are referring to the Snakes on a Plane sequel

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Is that even a real woman?

Dark Knight Rises

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>ROMANS get so mad that they cancel the show and kill the characters on X-files later on.

you can pay slightly more to fly with a different airline

the stench must be awful
hopefully the seafood covers it up

Manlets never learn, do they?

Mayday, its all on youtube by now.
Absolutely kino, I hope I will get on a plane where the pilots are like knocked out or something and then I land the plane and safe my future wife from the wreckage.

Did she get the cheddah biscus?