What's his best kino?

that girls tits in the boat one

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What is the exact reason for him to pretend having so many different ethnicities?

>mojo priest

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he cannot be understood, but simply observed

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This scene doesn't make sense. Would Seagal not have his clothes off as well?

you trying to get your birthday snatched, kiddo?

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AY RICHIE

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A classic
youtube.com/watch?v=4Zu1YIukylw

Exit Wounds
youtube.com/watch?v=AwSbnpxt58I

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>5 shots from semiautomatic while jumping in the air

I don't think this is even possible.

and that's all i got bros

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>he isnt shootdodging

the one where he kills alot of negroes
Marked for death?

Songs from the crystal cave was better.

youtube.com/watch?v=vLe_BZ1mo3I

Hard to Kill is better than Under Siege
He's American

I have no gun experience, why is this so silly

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>cia asset
>mob ties
>took on the yakuza
>broke James Bond's wrist
>made a film about the environment before Al Gore
>Defeated the Warner Brothers
>called out Tom Cruise
>deputy sheriff
>black belt in martial arts
>action icon
>international businessman
>wine connoisseur
>independent film star
>reality TV star
>dramatic TV star
>author
>screen writer
>director
>producer
>musician
>energy drink line owner
>Buddhist deity
>Sex Symbol
>Ambassador
>friends with putin
>Banned from by a country for being a national security threat
>climbed Hollywood in less than a decade
>spared jcvds life
>grew his hair back

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marked for death was keyed-know

>no stunt double is fat enough to look like him convincingly
>every shot that isn't him lying or a crop of him just sitting and leaning slightly is clearly someone entirely different
We're hitting levels of comedy I never thought were possible.

>A.CK
lmao

if you did that today you'd probably end up "missing"

Are those bullets still in casing? What the fuck am I looking at?

Russians are masters of losing on purpose.

lol is that just a still jpg just compositied into a scene to make it look like hes there running

>no one has answered OP's question
fags
give me your best Seagal recommendations

here's what I'm going to download later: Under Siege, Above the Law, Out for Justice.
Anything else?

>above the law
don't forget Beyond the Law and Lawman

I never watched any of his movies. It's curious.

all of his movies are shit but if you're stupid you can enjoy any one of them, it won't matter which you choose.

well well, look at the city slicker pulling up in his fancy german car

For me Seagal is one of the essential Action heroes of my childhood just like JCVD, Jackie Chan, Schwarzenegger and Stallone.

>Let me tell you something that might be a bit dangerous. I was raised in Japan. I was schooled in martial arts. I was given the title of master. They take a movie “The Last Samurai.” They have a 5-foot-2-inch little guy, whether he was straight or gay, I don’t know. I don’t care. He had never been to Japan. He doesn’t speak Japanese. He has never held a sword. They make him the Last Samurai. We got 450,000 phone calls [laughs] from everybody in the world saying, “That role was perfect for you. How did that happen?” Most of the people I know didn’t like the film and didn’t go see it. It’s just a classic example of Hollywood and the politics.

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>might be a bit dangerous
This is a grown man talking like a middle school braggard who just makes shit up about himself to look cool. It's beyond me how someone can go through life without getting called out for their shit hard enough to drop it eventually.