2 days out til the premier, what are your wishes for this season?
I kinda wanna see pre-BB Jesse hanging out with combo, badger and skinny pete one last time
2 days out til the premier, what are your wishes for this season?
I kinda wanna see pre-BB Jesse hanging out with combo, badger and skinny pete one last time
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Can't remember a single thing about the last season, even though I've seen the whole thing.
Mike travels to New York in search of his long lost Irish brother
Saul starts gaming
Kim quits the law and becomes a stripper
Gus fucking dies
Nacho and Lalo start cooking crystal meth together
There. Caught ya up mate
>Kim quits the law and becomes a stripper
why cant this be real
>I wanna see cameos
the average consoomer
Its a Saul Good Man, its All saul man. Dude its all call saul gaul man.
dude its all good saul better call good man saul man dude man
>Kim quits the law and becomes a stripper
I think I would remember masturbating watching bcs
I'm about to watch S5E10 when I get home. Wasting my time right now with unconstitutional tax filing. I'm just a little tense about what they decide to do with Kim. jimmy is such a moron letting a girl like that go to waste
will skinny pete still be skinny or will he look like fat meth damon?
I want to see more of this guy
She's fucking perfect
I want to see Kim wearing granny knickers, making boiled egg farts and pissing herself
More like Sexler
>Gus was a zombie in BB the whole time
Makes sense as to why he could straighten his tie after blowing up.
My cable guide says this premiere is fucking 2.5 hours long... that shit can't be right can it?
I think this plot line was dropped because AMC fears true kino
What do you guys think will happen to Finger?
I want to see his back story as yoyo guy
youtu.be
Season 4 and 5 lacked the fun lawyer schemes.
>sexler becomes cartel fuckmeat arc
>what are your wishes for this season?
just for this godawful universe to finally be put to rest
I was initially somewhat excited for BCS but it just dragged on and on
fuck that show and fuck anything to do with all those characters ever again
(contd) what I really want is for vince to reboot xfiles with younger actors and instead of the monster of the week filler bullshit, set out to do a proper story arc over ~3 seasons, start to finish
GIVE ME A REASON TO WATCH TV MOTHERFUCKER
Is it just me or was Wexler's voice a bit off in Season 5?
Or W.C. Fields
I know someone who works in the production and she said the actress's voice was ruined because she had a lesbian affair and was partaking in fart inhalation sessions. Like in the MFX videos. She would cup her mouth around another woman's hole and suck in roasting hot farts for hours
>Kimmie gets caught by the cartel, gangraped and mutilated à la liveleak by the cartel over multiple days while kept alive by being constantly pumped with drugs
>Saul has to watch
>Lalo has 3 parties to blame for the hit: Gus, Nacho, Saul/Kim
>Lalo goes after Saul/Kim first, Kim dies or gets enslaved by the cartel (hot), or disappears through the vacuum guy which Saul probably meets through the vet
>Lalo goes after Nacho, he dies, Domingo becomes next Salamanca boss as seen in BB
>Lalo goes after Gus and dies in some standoff
>Hamlin gets his career fucked through some scheme by Kim/Saul, or Saul by himself if Kim does indeed die
>Gene storyline finishes with Hamlin finding him and murdering him or some shit
8/10 Made me spit out my tea.
>>Saul has to watch
Why would Lalo blame Saul/Kim?
I heard the first 3 eps have leaked
If they were honest, he would have known that Gus desperately wanted him to go back home. His people are dead because nobody would tell him what was going on, which means he made a fatal flaw in letting those two off the hook so easily when he knew for certain they were lying.
It’s two episodes
Slippin Kimmy, duh...
well if Lalo realizes that Saul/Kim were indeed lying about the whole car thing, which he probably already knows, then he'd be able to piece together that there were other parties interested in getting Lalo bailed out for the sole purpose of assassinating him. That would be enough to tie Saul and Kim essentially directly to the assassination plot, even though they weren't directly involved. Also Mike's speech to Saul about Kimmy now being in the game has to have some weight in S6.
>Saul tries 70 times to beat Malenia while severely under-leveled and is late for a trial
>his client receives the death penalty
i love kim but reminder shes fifty
>50 year old Aaron Paul playing teenage jesse
>Cartel records video of Kim's gangrape and sends it to Jimmy
>he watches it
>she starts smiling and moaning in pleasure and going "J-Jimmy don't look unnnhhh yessss fuck nnnhghhh" and even starts tongue kissing some random cartel rapists and really getting into it with handy action as new cocks enter the scene. Jimmy then proceeds to carve out one of his eyes with a salvaged letter opener that belonged to Chuck and barely survived the fire, one of his eyes in BB is a glass eye
It's a two episode premiere, and commercials are included in the runtime as well.
>Kim is 50
I want to lick Kim's 50 year old armpits, feet, pusy, and asshole. I want to kiss Kim and suck on her 50 year old tongue for hours. I want to make rapturous sensual filthy sloppy love to Kim's half a century year old lewd body.
Why did the movies have Casca use tounge?
Are they gonna have that gay aids commercial that never seems to end?
i had a friend at highschool that looked almost exactly like her, she supossedly was I to me (friends told me months after graduation) and I ignored her because I’m fucking autistic
>commercials
I suggest you all either download it or use a VPN to watch it on Netflix it, since it comes out there in some countries like Italy and it obviously means no ads.
man his fucking age is showing
Based
Is hotter.
>ywn eat a homemade lunch with tio Lalo, then spend all afternoon working on old cars and sipping beers
It hurts
fuck jesse. mike deserves his own show. it wouldn’t be hard to show that he actually survived the shooting and now mentors a badass chick or something. shit, make the chick gus’s daughter or sister or maybe even holly white and it ties in to the show overall.
>mike and holly, having just survived a brutal mission, escape from the mexico desert bullet-ridden, bloody, and starving
>first restaurant they come across is Los Pollos Hermanos
>cut to the two of them at a table eating fried chicken
>Mike: “you know... i worked for Gus Fring for years. odd jobs, hits, you name it. the pay was good, but, god damn... his chicken was the best pay a guy could ask for.” (licks chickenbone clean)
>holly: “pass the salt?”
>rough-looking bikers enter the store and start terrorizing the customers
>mike: i wouldn’t do that if i were you
>biker: what are you gonna do about it, old man?
>holly smiles
>cut to the bikers being lead out in an ambulance
reddit tier script
cringe
I want Kim to be happy
>>mike and holly, having just survived a brutal mission, escape from the mexico desert bullet-ridden, bloody, and starving
>>first restaurant they come across is Los Pollos Hermanos
>>cut to the two of them at a table with Mike eating Holly's pussy
>>Mike: “you know... i was a redditor for years. so much this, play stupid games win stupid prizes, fuck around and find out, I said all the catchphrases. there was no pay but, god damn... your hairy gowl is the best pussy an old turtle fuck could ask for.” (licks pussybone clean)
>>holly: “can I fart?”
>>rough-looking bikers enter the store and start smelling holly's gasblast
>>mike: i wouldn’t do that if i were you
>>biker: whatsa matta, you no likea the rotten eggs fart?
>>holly smiles
>>cut to the bikers squatting anf farting into Mike's mouth
die
go and share your cringe writing elsewhere
kek
>Saul starts gaming
What,in his PS2?