>mfw 5:40
Mfw 5:40
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What happens at 5:40?
His kids go to sleep at 17:40? Thats when my family usually ate dinner when I was a kid, the sun hasen't even gone down by 17:40 for fuck's sake.
James has to help with DEM KEEDZ or else!
Do the söydance, James!
television & flim?????
>mike literally dressed as a early 00's high schooler
How old are his kids?
Mike is a legit manchild, even worse than James. He's just less caring in general, which is why he comes across less of an autistic, weak-willed weirdo. But make no mistake, this dude eats at McDonald's every day because he "has no patiences for buying gorceries or that cooking stuff", he dislikes music because "it makes no sense to him" and he bothers Erin with his fucking handpuppet of Elmo for hours without breaking character. This guy is legit stuck at age 10.
I hate how fucking asynchronous they are.
>ANOTHER thread complaining about James' success
go crawl back to your cinemassacretruth hole and stay there. Yea Forums is for true and honest fans only.
Successful people don't have to shill for NordVPN.
Why are you obsessed with someone elses childrens bedtime habits?
i HAVE to be done at 5:40
Why are certain redditors so obsessed with everything James does?
Why do americans dress like this? Also
>shoes inside the house
Puke
Erin starts her stream
>reminder that James doesn't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'
>reminder that James doesn't know what a Scythe is
>reminder James can't land the plane in Top Gun despite it telling you what to do on the screen
>reminder James thinks knowing that The Thing is a remake is the height of cinema knowledge
>reminder James was tricked into making a video promoting a scam
>reminder he's so autistic when playing a WASD set up he has to cross his arms
>reminder you are watching Mike play the game when you watch an AVGN episode
and you watch this shit lolling at youre life
Why do Americans wear jeans and a t shirt? Seems like a pretty simple outfit. Do Euros just wear 3 piece suits around the house all day with like a monocle and a top hat?
If they go to sleep at 17:40 and then wake up at 7 AM that's around 13 hours of sleeping, it's not healthy for anyone to sleep that long, especially babies who will probably wake up in the middle of the night full of energy from sleeping so long and start crying.
I went to USA and just dressed what I thought was normally and so many people complemented me on my dress sense it actually got weird, like a random black old lady stopping me to mention they liked my shoes etc. Really liked americans but it seems the general public do dress like shit
>reminder James was tricked into making a video promoting a scam
ill never forget cheetahmen 2
>And then everyone clapped
I swear to god that's the first time I've seen this bitch crack a smile
better call CPS on the very unlikely chance he is telling his rabidly insane and obsessive fanbase the truth about his personal life.
>reminder that 90% of these "facts" about James are just made up by mentally ill truthers who want to bring him down
Erin is based, would happily lick her anus while she eats chicken McNuggets
So you're saying that everything he's posted about his personal family life has just been a lie? Why the fuck would he lie about that, when it paints him in a negative way? It would have been smarter to not mention anything at all about his family.
James is a YouTube star, YouTube is accessible on televisions, this thread is Yea Forums related
>Old AVGN video
>Screwattack/Gametrailers logo appears
>screwattack intro music plays
>"peep pop peep pop, peep paap piip*
>it's a James reads messages from fans and starts crying episode
Doug Walker at least enjoys what he does for a living
I could give her the fucking of her life that Mike has so far been seemingly unable to do
>thinks his tiny pecker would stand any chance against Mike's massive 8 incher.
>Mike's massive 8 incher
This has been debunked, the dick pic he posted was previously posted by another guy. Also I'm 7 inches and anything 6 and over is enough to satisfy a woman, and some women have small tight pussies which I'm pretty much certain Erin has.
what about the pictures where he's wearing pants and the bulge though?
kek
There was one photo and it turned out to be a mirage. I'm sure he has a decent sized dick but it's been hugely exaggerated by the weirdo fanbase.
there was multiple
Post them, it's been a while since I looked at this stuff
He doesn’t fall asleep in his videos.
Mike's stream where he was coked up and drunk and couldn't play Mario with his normal ability was pure kino
Erin has been ELMOED by Mike.
"ELMO HAS AN IDEA, SUCK ELMO'S DICK! DON'T YOU THINK THAT'S A GOOD IDEA ZOE!?"
were you able to actually watch all of it live?
James doing the "nerd" face is hilarious
I watched it the next day, someone reposted it on Youtube but it got deleted soon after.
can you imagine being a C rate internet celeb and autistic people from Yea Forums make gifs of all the dumb shit you casually do
James is autistic too, he confirmed it in a video a while back.
She gets to ravage Erin's ass every night tho.
>She
Erin is quite hot but her skin is a bit fucked up, too pale bitch needs some sun
Remind me why we're simping over this 6/10 bitch again.
I think it's cos she's actually attainable, girl next door type etc
She's a cute nerdy PAWG whose into retro games and not a raging sjw or complete thot, this puts her above 99% of women with an online presence.
>PAWG
Not really, her ass is just a bit curvaceous. I've fucked girls with way more memorable asses.
What the fuck are those pants?
I bet she loves a bit of anal play
There's always a bigger autist.
My goodness, Mike is such a pathetic worm, Erin deserves better