>the king of stand up
>so good he makes racist chuds SIT DOWN
Imagine your only argument against Bill Burr is "black wife".
He is infinitely more funny than Yea Forums
The king of stand up
Logan Russell
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Kayden Rodriguez
LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD
Connor Powell
OH ITS FUCKIN BRUTAL
Lucas Perez
he's been Disney Plussed AND does StarShit.
he is dead to me
Adam Lee
>he is dead to me
cucked as fuck with someone else's baby too
Kayden Robinson
Does every guy from Boston talk like this guy? I drive people from the airport and every single male I drive that came in from Boston sounds exactly like him.
Noah Bailey
>black wife
black wife
William Reyes
I'M BILL BURR AND I YELL OUT COMMON BUT MOSTLY UNSAID THOUGHTS AND OBSERVATIONS AND SOMETIMES ADD IN A LITTLE COMMON SENSE AND THEN PEOPLE LAUGH BECAUSE I AM A FUNNY GUY
Jace Fisher
GRIP THAT STEEL BUSTA
Jacob Bailey
I wouldn't want to be seen with someone who looks like his wife at a Vegas roach motel let alone cuffing her at red carpet and black tie events. I respect her game though locking down a millionaire looking like the poster child for Who Let the Dogs Out.
Isaiah Sanders
Yes yes…however, you forgot having a black wife it’s a death sentence.
Just ask will smile
Jackson Jones
>used to be funny
>Not funny any more
Simple as
Liam Wood
He went from hating and not understanding the popularity of Star Wars to being on the show, because his wife told him to be on the show.
Alexander Harris
He's gotta support his wife's boyfriend's child somehow.
Elijah Ortiz
Nah. It’s mostly a localized thing. Go 30 miles into suburbia and the accents taper off.
Blake Roberts
AW LOOK WHOSE HERE ITS OLLLLLLLLE ZIP........
Jayden Flores
I genuinely do not find him funny at all and he seems to have really gay takes
Aaron Gray
His wife tells him what to say and how to think
John Turner
He was a better Finn in The Mandalorian than Finn in the ST.
Justin Allen
Oh hey Bill, Can you actually write a joke for a change?
Jeremiah Green
I think he's a funny comedian
Jayden Martinez
RECRUITA
Justin Wilson
why couldn't he have died instead
Jayden Bell
>Yes yes…however, you forgot having a black wife it’s a death sentence.
>Just ask will smith
Why are black women so scary?
David Price
He's got funny body language which is already a leap ahead of most comedians who just do the deadpan awkward sarcasm
Elijah Taylor
His podcast is solid as long as he's not talking to anyone else. Listening to his alternatively hilarious and retarded takes on everything is entertaining. Considering he puts out about 1.5-2 hours of shit every single week for more than a decade, it's pretty remarkable the quality he maintains.
Colton Murphy
>cucked as fuck with someone else's baby too
He had to pay to produce that 'movie', too. Is he a secret cuck fetishist? Every time that title card plays, with his and her names as producers, on someone's screen, he gets a tingle in his dingle?
Jayden Jackson
>>black wife
>black wife
How did Gary Owens escape?
Caleb Price
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>put wife on podcast because ???
>viewer mail comes out, asks simple "guy question" with possible funny responses
>nigress seethes about it for 25 minutes
Marrying her is one thing but don't put her on your fucking podcast like anyone actually wants to hear her snarky big brain takes
Hudson Ross
>he barely finishes the sentence
>she immediately flips out
Jose Sanders
People tune into the burr podcast to escape this retarded shit, and he brings it right back into their face by bringing her on with her enlightened room temperature takes like anyone tunes into his show to listen to a seething hole. Fucking hell.
Asher James
I tried watching him once but was to unfunny. Name something funny he said.
Xavier Stewart
never marry a woman below you
Eli Sanders
>black wife
It’s not like he married Stacy Dash either, Billy shacked up with a coal-black straight out of the jungle gorilla nigger. “She” probably has more testosterone than he does.
Brayden Rogers
Grayson Brown
The episode of his podcast where he was on vacation in Paris and drunk was hilarious
Josiah Reed
>Why are you going to Indianapolis, Bill?
youtube.com
One of funniest bits I've ever heard
Xavier Morales
THE BEAUTIFUL NIA
Aaron Sanders
White comedians just aren’t funny. Whatever happened to Louis CK or Jim Gaffigan? Exactly.
Logan Phillips
Why is she so disgusting bros? I like black girls but she's fucking gross.
Isaiah Kelly
He's a loser because he's a rich famous guy that even *I* wouldn't trade places with. I wouldn't want to spend a day in his shoes, and that's pretty bad imo.
Dylan Torres
>i've made a huge mistake
Sebastian Stewart
He's an uppity Boston cunt with small dog syndrome, how did anyone take this cuck seriously
Ryder Robinson
Nah he used to be very funny but his whole stick was being the angry loner who does not get the normies with their family lifestyle and social meetings.
Now he had a kid way to late, he is going to be 66 or something when the kid turns 18.
So he went from a cool loner to changing diapers at 50.
Evan Phillips
RIGHT?
Aiden Watson
>He's an uppity Boston cunt with small dog syndrome
Ryder Wright
son of a rich dentist, real blue collar guy
Lucas Ramirez
>waiting 20 minutes for the punchline
>there is no punchline
Connor Bennett
He snapped somewhere down the line and needed to heckin pass on his genes. Settled for the first woman who pity fucked him that much is apparent.
John Barnes
Its not that he married a black woman
Its that he married an ugly woman who harbors some of the worst political opinions available right now.
My wife is more right wing than I and and, lads, I cant tell you how comfy that shit is.
I cant imagine being married to some unattractive nigger and also adopting her shitty opinions.
Benjamin Stewart
He's 50 and acts like he's 90. Also he has a black wife
Tyler Allen
I love that all of his new standup is literally pro black woman propaganda where he just shits on white women for being irrational and 'honestly not even that pretty, what you need to do is get yourself a Nubian queen, now them broads know how to do it' as if it wasn't half written by his wife and half cope.
Ayden Evans
>So can I promote my special anytime soon or are you just gonna keep ranting about the Greater Israel project
Jonathan Moore
It’s insane how much power men give to women. I’m starting to think they were never really oppressed. They’re too good at this manipulation, like they’ve been doing it since the creation of time.
Juan Murphy
his wife be black?? why would you do that to yourself? not even black men marry black women
Nathaniel Miller
You're going to see their movie, right?
Hunter Moore
I still think black people are intellectually disabled.
Jason Bell
he thinks he's funny and so do lefties, in reality, he's married to a fat ugly nigger.
Michael Stewart
You have to be kidding me.
That fucking thing? His wife?
That man is broken.
Jaxon Wright
the bill bur effect
Joshua Anderson
Literally any random scathing post on Yea Forums is a thousand times funnier than this sellout mick hack unironically.
Bentley Wood
the bill burr effect
Hunter Lee
Nolan Lopez
>he has to go home and fuck the man looking thing
why the fuck would you pick such an ugly woman, there are plenty of hot black women out there?
Jaxon Butler
Gabriel Sullivan
the bill burr effect: when a clearly succesful (and sometimes famous) man dates a woman below his standards because he doesn´t know how to flirt and get attractive and high quality woman in his life