HE IS RISEN edition
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HE IS RAPED edition
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So you replied to yourself with a bad ldfag falseflag. Clap clap I guess.
It’s Easter, you callous bitch.
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>MISTER RIKER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>I'M SORRY FOR GORESPAMMING
>I'M SORRY FOR CARTOONSPAMMING
>I'M SORRY FOR CROPPED MEME SPAMMING
>I'M SORRY FOR RIKER X JESUS SPAMMING
>I'M SORRY FOR SPIRK SPAMMING
>JUST DON'T RAPE ME ANYMOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>PLEASE, MISTER RIKER, PLEASE
>PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>There's a limit to how far I'll let religious practices go aboard this ship. If your belief system required you to sacrifice a child to your gods, I wouldn't allow that either.
Instead of getting defensive now, you shouldn't have been posting this shit in the first place, MKUltra.
It's funny, almost poetic, how the mere mention of 270/170 instantly reveals the gorespammer
It was a watershed moment.
>reveals
MKUltra never left.
Happy Passover, Easter, Ramadan or whatever you're celebrating this weekend /trek/.
New promo for this week's episode of Picard S02E08:
>12 posts
>5 posters
Schizo is talking to himself again.
>13 posts
>7 posters
Your post doesn't add up, spammer
Where's Valley Forge?
Apparently it did, if he's the 6th and you're the 7th, you retard.
It did not. His (Your) claim
>12 posts / 5 posters
He made the 13th post but it was
>13 posts / 7 posters
You cannot gain 2 posters in 1 post
You are dumb.
There were 6 when he posted. Then you posted as the 7th, but you said there were 7 posters already. You did this on purpose to derail the thread even further. What's next on your list? You're gonna spam gore again?
>Then you posted as the 7th, but you said there were 7 posters already.
No.
>You did this on purpose to derail the thread even further. What's next on your list? You're gonna spam gore again?
Doing your "Reflect. Deny. Project." bit again, eh?
>the gorespammer cries in pain as he strikes you
Star Trek?
>just watched the episode where kirk pretends to be a 1920s chicago gangster
I love how unashamedly campy and silly so many of these TOS episodes are. It's refreshing to watch a Trek show that is fun and just doesn't take itself seriously, but isn't full of retarded zoomer "humour" either.
Well?
Lower decks writers don’t know Trek, joke about it, and the “fans” aren’t upset.
20 years ago, these people would be boo’d off the fucking stage.
Why do you guys defend And the Children Shall Lead?
tfw postin hapi neex =^_^=
TOS could be fun, campy, scary, sexy, inspiring, and retarded all at once.
Because the only people interested in this aren't Trek fans to begin with.
You are STILL not allowed to post that.
Are there really people here who like Spock's Brain?
>tfw you get YET ANOTHER report of crewmembers fucking holodeck versions of deanna troi and have to go deal with that rather than sitting alone and reading on a friday night
>dumps an entire article instead of quoting a specific instance
So you're just lying to cultivate rage? Classic RLM drone behavior.
There's always that one contrarian who says how great Spock's Brain is. But otherwise - no.
It's fun.
t. have never actually seen the episode
Klingon Jesus would just keep beaming down more Klingons until the Romans were sorry.
Other than for extreme cases like Barclay, pretty sure crew member privacy exists and nobody knows what programs they run.
Ann Kim proceeds at write two good LOW scripts and story edit 10. So, your point is...?
I summarized you stupid dumb fucking nigger.
Fucking suck off a shotgun you stupid black nigger ape.
Have you heard the good news?
>good
>LD
Pick one, tranny
What are your thoughts on RLM's take on Picard Season 2?
Don’t know who that is.
Stay on topic and talk about trek
If you don't know, don't answer retard.
What are you thoughts on thoughts on RLM's take on Picard Season 2?
>I summarized
You did not. You just told the thread to get angry over some imagined slight that you can't substantiate.
Back to the euphoria general, tranny
Painting new Trek minis.
But if you paint them how will you know who is on the yellow, blue or red team?
Rich was right when he said that Trek was often very preachy in the past, but at least back then they TRIED to relate it to some interesting and unique sci-fi story, whereas now they're just so fucking literal about it, no subtltly at all.
I do think both of them are wrong to even bother watching and discussing the show though. It's such utter dogshit that the only reasonable response is to just ignore its existence entirely like I do.
I want Mike and Rich to do commentaries for every single TNG episode, not talk about PIC.
Trek was preachy only after the entire episode revolved around the debate on the issue. The entire fucking episode.
>I want Mike and Rich to do commentaries for every single TNG episode,
Exactly what is there to say about episodes like Interface? Or Liaisons? Or Dark Page?
They're all on the same team, user.
>Mike and Rich
They aren’t your friends. Stop calling them by their first names as if you’re buds.
RLM is a cult for idiots
What about when you play 3 sided football with them?
True
Ehh, even the boring episodes I think it'd be fun for them to just ramble about Trek. It's super comfy to listen to, like podcasts.
Calm down lad, I don't think they're my friends, but I don't see why formality is required when discussing two YouTubers. This is not a court room.
>RLM is a cult for idiots
Are you going to paint them fully?
Why the red-blue-yellow full paint jobs?
Why is Red Team so strong?
>even the boring episodes I think it'd be fun for them to just ramble about Trek. It's super comfy to listen to
>I don't think they're my friends
>enjoying listening to something means you think they're your friends
Why are you so fixated on this, user? Does the idea of people liking RLM upset you that much?
That's just how they came out of the box. I'm pretty hyped to paint Obsidian Order Garik, and there's an Enterprise mini, too.
This. wants his friend simulator and wants to shit up /trek/ to talk about his pals “mike and rich”
The intern that runs Shatner's Twitter account doesn't like them.
TNG hot-takes coming up, boys:
>season 1 is great and unfairly hated
>polaski is a better character than beverly
>holodeck episodes are fun and comfy
>best of both worlds is overrated
>picard was better when he was cold and detached
We get it, you hate Star Trek.
>Rey. Rey Picard.
Can we all agree the Mr Plinkett review of Picard Season 1 was excellent?
>mini
They're called 'toys'.
>season 1 is great and unfairly hated
Some episodes are iconic, but it’s still pretty clunky
>polaski is a better character than beverly
Yes
>holodeck episodes are fun and comfy
Disagree. I hate episodes where actors get to “show off their range” and go out of character. Just a artsy circlejerk.
>best of both worlds is overrated
Time’s arrow is the best 2-parter
>picard was better when he was cold and detached
Not sure what you mean by that. “Cold and detached” could be letting a crew member die (reminding us he is a military leader and not a humanitarian) or when he does prime directive stuff (non-interference things, etc.)
No. Fuck off
Sorry, but don't need an online friend simulator to tell me what my opinion of a show I already watched should be.
>no argument
No problem, Picardcuck. Keep sucking Kurtzman's dick on twitter.
I hate all “Trek” after ENT.
Fuck off.