Movies Without Women In It To Ruin It

Innocence (2004)

We get it you're an incel. Women make life sweeter

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*more miserable

>gives you cavities and diabetes
Thanks women.

wtf is the bechdel test? do i even want to know?

I saw The Descent in theaters, was basically empty too. Brought a pint of Evan Williams in and mixed it with my American sized soda.

>movie was perfectly fine but then...

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No

How do they know how all of the background characters identify? Did they track the entire cast down and ask or did they just assume?

>The Descent
Girls get chowed by male miners though. They are still men, just feral and mutated a bit.

What was the point of this article? I just read it and it seems like the guy who wrote it just looked for the best movies that didn’t have women in them and made a list about them. There’s no message at all, just a brief synopsis about how it’s a good movie and also that there are no women in it. Was he trying to say women shouldn’t be in movies without being cancelled or something?

why does she look like a bong thot?

>my dinner with andre
really? pic related shit on most movie on that list

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>Rambo
But there was a great scene where Rambo talks to the mother of one of his army buddies that helped set the film's tone early.

A bitter woman came up with a meme test, “show me a scene where two women interact with eachother and the conversation is not about a man,” to make some cynical joke. But it got picked up as some serious test and became a feminist talking point. Had heavy useage in relation to Buffy/joss whedon.

I am married with a child but if it makes you feel better we haven’t had sex in 2 about 2 weeks, so I’m sort of a incel.

The whole point of the incel retort is to imply no one with any social capital would believe this, that there’s no legitimacy or force behind it. They’re just coping, in essence.

There is plenty of kino on that list user

Not really. Femboys are the real choice here

This is now a marriedcel thread. Bros never have kids. The sexual act you perform to make them will be your last

POST THE FUCKING LIST

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Thankfully I have contributed to the gene pool and he hasn’t so perhaps he’ll understand how outdated M’Lady-ism is when 90 and dying on the side of the street without anyone taking care of him.

>Severian avatar
why

>look like a bong
that bitch looks french, typical franch phenotype, she is french too

In case that wasn’t satire, here it is, again;

screenrant.com/movies-without-female-characters/

Yeah I was expecting some kino but not every single title being kino.

15. The Thing
14. The Great Escape
13. First Blood
12. My Dinner With Andre
11. 12 Angry Men
10. No Escape
9. All is Lost
8. The Enemy Below
7. The Lord Of The Flies
6. Sleuth
5. Glengarry Glen Ross
4. Outpost
3. Master And Commander: The Far Side Of The World
2. Billy Budd
1. Lawrence Of Arabia

Any list that tries to has to make heavier exceptions such as 'only shows up for 15 minutes' or 'not significant' rather than completely absent.

this was such an embarrassing scene holy fuck. You can forgive everything in the film except this insane scene

>Women make life
easier by their sheer absence.
Ask any lesbian.

As soon as I saw The Thing I knew it’d be a good list.

I think it's fair enough if there's men or women in the background and they just do not speak or interact with the actual characters of the movie, that counts as no male/female characters

For sure, but several of the lists I looked up couldn't filter it down to the point of not having male characters period.

Poor little white guy. 1&2. Don’t bother with 4, 5, and 6. 7 is kino though.

> The literal monsters are male
Clutching at straws here buddy
It's actually a pretty good movie

No shawshank

>Alex Leadbeater
more like Leadeater

there's a scene in master and commander where he makes eyes at some native girl just to reassure the audience that he's not gay lol

>movies with just men
>it's solely about the issue/endeavor
>no annoying romance sideplots or forced social conflict

it's usually kino

12 angry men had the woman witness with the glasses

Wasn't there a native or Hawaiian girl when the ship stopped off for supplies

Weirdly in the actual book in the series M&C is based on there is a actually a female character the Gunners Wife. She ends up having an affair with that Jonah midshipman, the Gunner kills them both, then commits suicide.

many such cases!

Have sex

You see Andy's wife in the opening, there's also a female bank teller when he goes to cash the warden's money. There's also the Rita Hayworth scene but I don't know if that count since it's a scene from another movie

We’ve all been there.

native women don't count cuz they know their place as baby making factories and that's all

I thought DiCaprio's movie "Inception" would of been much better if there was a female character in it..

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Marion Cotillard.

ignore: I thought that was very clever

Arent there whores in Master & Commander? seems like a fitting portrayal.

Women owe me sex

kek

Master&Commander gas female characters "whatsoever", there are women in the boats when they go to resupply in South America.

Women owe me awe

And the Captain turns away their whorish advances with barely a glance.