they don't make em like this any more
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They don't make em like this any more
Jordan Cook
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Josiah Davis
Good.
Noah Cooper
Would these movies have been better received if they actually parodied the genre of movie in the title instead of just whatever was in theatres at the time?
Eli Hill
They would've been better recieved if they were funny like Scary Movie 1-3
Kevin Johnson
This dates them horribly. Even in Scary Movie 2 where they parodied a Nike commercial that nobody even remembers now. Parodying a whole genre, as in Airplane or Blazing Saddles, is a much better option since the movie has to work well as a stand-alone product too.
Austin Myers
It's why Not Another Teen Movie has still held up: it parodies the tropes of the genre, not just specific films.
Dylan Murphy
Friedberg & Seltzer made dumb films for niggers, and went all the way to the bank with them.
I admire their commitment to make films for the lowest-common denominators in society. They’re no different than The Asylum “mock busters” and Sharknado-tier shit.
Charles Moore
Did Crispin Glover have a debilitating crack addiction he had to pay for? Why else would he be in this?
Carson Adams
You’re objectively correct. But the beginning of Scary Movie 1 is still so perfect in spite of it. There are tons of incredibly dated references that are still s funny in that movie.
Benjamin Torres
I still find Loaded Weapon pretty funny, despite being dated as fuck.
Aaron Miller
The gag would be funnier if he kept eating it
Jayden Jenkins
Contrast that to this
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Kayden Fisher
Reading the comments on this is an interesting window into what it's like to be a genuine brainlet
Christopher Ross
That's nowhwere near as funny. It's like dancing on TikTok by today's terms.
Parker Williams
He makes his own movies with the money from these.
Thomas Lopez
How do they keep getting funding
Jonathan Sanders
Who is this analogy for?
Leo Ortiz
Weird right
Jeremiah Bailey
No, he makes his own movies with the money from these.
Jace Reed
that’s one of the funniest parts and i’ve never even seen the commercial
Brayden Brooks
now thats funny!
Bentley Sanchez
Yeah, willy wonka is probably fine since it's still remembered today but the youth don't know about narnia anymore
Nolan King
kek this is kino
thats cringe
Asher Cook
Wtf that was Crispin Glover that whole time? I must be face blind.
Carson Hill
Why did I bother checking to see if Jews made this. They fixate on peepeepoopoo gross out lol mouth full of caca eww XD
Kevin Bell
They don’t, they haven’t made a film in 7 years
Isaac Roberts
If anyone ever brings up 2000s nostalgia, you can just show them this movie. I think we're better off now than we were then even if the world is shit.
Nicholas Ross
samefag
Aaron Thompson
i dont get it
Cameron Ortiz
I'd rather watch some pajeet eating literal shit than watch yet another movie lecturing me about some sjw nonsense
Jackson Rogers
not funny
funny
Alexander Rodriguez
how is it funny? they are just dancing like TikTokkers for no reason that i noticed
Hunter Nelson
Mason Martin
lol
John Clark
blacks great at dancing
whites lame
cripple goofy
Leo Sanders
this is the funniest fucking movie i have ever seen. literally spat chocolate milk FUCKING EVERYWHERE laughing at that clip.
Aiden Smith
uh... that's actually poo milk....
Asher Fisher
>not just specific films.
the kid walking around from american beauty filming a plastic bag with a sign that reads "most beautiful thing I've ever seen" is the one joke thats too specific and kinda lame. Rest of it gets it right tho
Parker Taylor
HAHAHAHAHAHA user...YOU ARE THE FUCKING MAN.
Luis Hill
guys.......i am so glad this thread was made. all hail Epic Movie! can this thread get some traction?
Alexander Diaz
I think Scary Movie works because the main movies it's parodying, Scream and I Know What You Did Last Summer, are in themselves so very specific to one era. They were dated even within a couple of years, but that just makes them more charming and that holds true for the parody. If you make a parody of a movie that isn't dated so explicitly to one short timespan then it becomes horrible when you inject the dated parts. That's why the SM2 basketball commercial feels way worse, because The Haunting isn't dated like Scream, it's a remake that doesn't really feel like it's explicitly from the time it was made.
Leo Ortiz
Damn parody films went off a cliff hard around this time, I used to love them as a kid, the naked gun, spy hard, Dracula dead and loving it, Lloyd bridges Mafia, shriek if you know what I did last Friday the 13th which I always preferred over scary movie, there used to be so many good ones and these epic movie/date movie/disaster movie ones just fucking killed the whole genre
Christian Cooper
>Lloyd bridges Mafia
You mean Jane Austen's Mafia!?
Landon Perez
kys
Jonathan Roberts
Yeah that one, I just remember it had Lloyd bridges and was called mafia
Ayden Martin
It doesn't matter what you parody if you're doing it by "haha he ate shit" and "haha the girl pooped isn't that funny and not my fetish" jokes.
Aaron Cooper
>character eats something gross yet enjoys it
>upon hearing that it is something gross they hate it
haha
Eli Robinson
Fuck I feel like rewatching some of these now
Gavin Gutierrez
they sure dont
Nathan Richardson
He's indian, we can't tell between chocolate and shit.
Nolan Martin
4 had its moments
Aiden Martin
this is honeslty one of the worst shit i've ever witnessed
Leo Nguyen
I'm watching Dracula Dead and Loving It now. Didn't know about it. There should be a big list of all movies like this.
My contribution: Robinhood Men in Tights
Brayden Green
i bet you're real fun at parties
lol
lmao
Ethan Campbell
Love at First Bite is another Dracula parody but it sucks ass. 4channers that feel desperate to fit in would probably love the jokes that just come down to "lol niggers in 70s NYC", though. It's just filled with low-effort jokes like that, which don't even connect to Dracula or the horror genre.
Jordan Mitchell
the follow-up youtube.com
Nathaniel Davis
Benjamin Watson
I'm sure there's a list out there somewhere, if you haven't seen it yet it suggest watching "police squad" too, tv show that was a precursor to the naked gun movies, also one I used to love as a kid was "2001 a space travesty"
Jeremiah James
Those late 2000s vibes
Lincoln Hill
LOL
Adrian Martinez
Why didn't they just fuck up the midges?