"Turns out..."

"... a horse lived in the house"

it's been almost 20 years did karl ever get his fucking boiler fixed?

What about them little hairy fellas raised by werewolves?

twaddle
absolute twaddle

From the rough part of the island

karl
>so they said there's no use gettin' in a fight with 'em 'cause they're harder than we are

steve
>oh right and they carry chains...

ricky
>I LOVE ALL THIS CONJECTURE AND FALSE-WITNESSING!

>so basically they said...lets do some business with the bananas
>lets do some business with the bananas?
>OH THIS IS SUCH SHIT!

>types 'why?' into the search engine to try and freak it out

>karl has a funny anecdote about a monkey robbing a bank
>ricky tries to analyse it and prove him wrong

I enjoy rickys appreciation for karl but he ruins so many bits by trying to prove how smart he is. He would be insufferable to hang out with.

>WHAT GROUP IS BANANADRAMA

>oh right and they carry chains
I always crack up at this part. Steve can be very funny from time to time

the lil freak of the cheek

Do pigs come...?

It's a fucking boiler. Those shits never get fixed, all you can do is prolong the inevitable. I'm convinced it's like that on purpose

>"NFT stands for..."

>*Buys on Ferry*

b-buy it ferry

Ever heard the sayin'... monkey business?

You're never doing this again. Play a record.

that's BE-CAUSE CHIIIINEEEEEESSSSSEEEE LOOK! OLDER~

>I KNOW YOU'RE JUST 16, BUT LOOKING ALL OF 21
>ricky shits himself laughing because he knows whats coming

If it's about the Chinese then Philip Bailey will be involved

Oo. Chilly weather, why not put on a cardigan.

That was the Cardigans. On xfm 104.9.

when steve says play it again after ricky rants about how it's racist is the most endearing moment

Tin pot rrrrrrrrrradio station

>Russians? Get rid of 'em.
Ahead of it's time.

>karl takes a dig at steve on a rare occasion after being a punching bag for countless hours of showtime
>steve gets legitimately offended and responds with nothing but absolute bile and vitrol

karl has lightning wit that's why. everytime he shits on steve it's an absolute cracker
>eyes that pop out of their head.....steve

>S: You're feeling better now Karl, you don't need another holiday?
>R: Oh, he's started. It's only 10 past 1 and he's made you look a bit of a twat already Karl.
>K: Yes but the only reason you don't go on holiday.. is cos you have to spend money!
i love how Karl's voice changes when he attacks Steve, it must have been the best part of his week

...it was mostly pakistanis grooming dem girls init.
OH MY GAWD KARL YOU BIG HEADED NONCE AHAAHAAHAA

karl wasn't even lying, steve is a cheap fucker
>the anecdote about him going to rio and staying in a fucking hostel and watching the neighbours TV through the window
>and stealing 30 quid out of a cashpoint
>and fighting karl over 50p

merchant by name merchant by nature

it would be spiteful to put a jellyfish in a trifle

youtube.com/watch?v=m9GeT7IGTQs
funniest

What have the lads been up to?
They should do it again.

Ricky's destroying his own comedy legacy by doing a crappy standalone David Brent movie and that godawful Afterlife.
Steve's done a mix of things from capeshit (Logan), directing (that wrestling movie with Florence Pugh) and recently created and starred in a BBC show with Christopher Walken.
Karl's been doing a bit of grouting.

karls been going to B&Q every day for superglue and new attachments for his dremel, between that he's up to his arms in glunge

Karls been working on more sick of it I think. It honestly shits on anything Ricky and Steve have done post extras

Karl's playing a police detective later this month in a tv show based on that 'canoe man' who faked his death.
I kid you not his character is called 'Philip Bayley', kek.

>First scene
>Fades into an interrogation room
>Detective constable Philip Bayley is eating a congress tart and interviewing an elderly looking chinese man
>"Alrite Chang how old are you again?" he asks suspiciously
>"80 years old detective"
>"Right..."

>Now this little gay fella... He says he went out around 6 at night to meet his friends an that.
>It just doesn't add up chief

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>'I swear, Detective Bayley! I didn't push anyone off their bike!'
>'Oh yeah, if you didn't then who did?'
>'...uhh, it was a shadow'
>'Yeah, seems plausible. You're free to go'

>that episode where Steve gets cucked by a pig

>"Sometimes they've got fruit on those hats"
>"...Yeah"

But there's lots of... grippage

>and the mayor was like "well... it's not harming anyone - leave it"

grippage...foodage....rummanging....
replemishing

the JEWISH fellas

>it's a steve tells a completely fake anecdote about his teenage years episode
yawn

>why did they look at the cat funny

>It's a Karl says something insightful in an unorthodox way but Ricky and Steve fixate on the wrong elements and call him a retard episode